"The next victims a gang I hated
bunch of morons could have just waited
They thought that they could win the fight
Too bad that I am always right"
"Ah the massacre poem, now that's a story I want to hear." Kiba said as he held the pen and waited for Sasuke to speak.
"Okay where was I? Oh yes I leaned in.."
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...and punched him right in the face, he gave a slight yelp of pain before he lost his balance and dragged me down with him. We both hit the ground with a rather loud thud and soon enough the door slammed open and the woman from before came in. Her eyes were wide with shock but she quickly recovered just in time to scream. "What the hell is going on here!" it was only then that I realised the position we were in so from her point of view I was attacking Naruto on the floor which was exactly what I was doing.
I sighed before getting up and she immediately glared at me "well boy care to explain what I just saw?" I shrugged and sat on the table
"I was attacking officer whatshisface over here before you walked in, what's there to explain?" by now Naruto had gotten up and most of the cops were standing by the door.
"Sargent Yamanaka. Please stop randomly bursting in the room whenever you hear even the slightest noise, I don't know if you get this but I am your superior meaning if he was attacking me then he must be out of your league and just for the record Mr Uchiha here was not attacking me. This chair gave up and I fell, pulling Mr Uchiha down with me as an act of reflex."
I stared at Naruto in annoyance and slight awe, that lie...so effortless like as if he just told the truth. I may not be a detective but i'm pretty sure that if he were to be hooked up to a poly graph test he would pass it, even If he were to say that zombies exist. Pure genius.
Sargent Yamanaka clicked her tongue in irritation but apologised nonetheless and walked out, slamming the door shut on the way. I turned to Naruto with a questioning look on my face.
" I used to be a government spy."
"Then how come you're here now?"
" I killed a really important person and got fired." my look of awe turned to one of curiosity.
"Why would you do that?" he took out another cigarette but I quickly grabbed it before it could be lit and he glared at me.
"He did exactly what you just did right now." I scoffed in mild amusement
" so how come I'm still alive?" he smiled at that.
"You're the only suspect in this crime so killing you would put an end to the case plus I have a feeling that killing you won't be easy and there's also the fact that if you die then I will have to find another wife eh Uchiha."
"I'm going to murder you." I seethed before sitting back on the chair " So uh what's next?" Naruto frowned at that before standing up and walking to the door.
"You're free to go"
"What? But how?"
"I couldn't get you to confess on tape so you're free...get out of my building." I grinned and walked towards the door
" See you soon hun." I smirked and walked out, as I turned to look at that stupid room one last time I saw Uzumaki shaking his head and softly chuckling to himself.
As soon as I got back home I went to my study to attempt an early poem, I couldn't do it so I took my wallet and went towards my car where I drove to the nearest bar.
I walked in to find that this one was a bit calmer than that other bar I visited a while ago.
The seats near the bar were full so I scouted the area before my eyes caught onto something and I grinned wickedly. There, sitting alone on the corner booth was none other than Uzumaki. I walked up to him when.
"Nice to see you again Uchiha" I stopped dead in my tracks and he smirked.
"I saw you the moment you walked in the door, by the way is that gun licensed?" I glared and sat down opposite him.
"It doesn't have to be, everyone that has seen it so far didn't get a chance to even ask about it." he raised an eyebrow before rolling his eyes.
"You do realise that you just confessed to more than one murder right?" I smiled
"And you do realise that we are in a club so I could be heavily intoxicated right?" A waitress came to ask if we wanted anything and Uzumaki ordered a single malt while I just got a glass of water.
"You came to a bar just for water." I scowled
"Yes, is there a problem with that?" Naruto shook his head as the waitress came and gave us our drinks.
"No not at all, hey Sasuke quick question. What really happened to the late Miss Karin die?" I took a sip of my water before answering.
"She was cheating on me, in more ways than one so I killed her." Naruto choked on his whiskey.
"You killed her? Just like that?" I smirked
"You asked a question and I gave you an answer end of discussion." He chuckled before pulling out a cigarette. I reached out and took it before he could light it and he glared.
"Uchiha give it back now." I glared back
"Uzumaki for the last freaking time, don't smoke these within a 10 meter radius of me." he got up and put the money for his drink on the table.
"Lets take this outside." I paid for my water and we both walked towards the door.
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As soon as we got to the parking lot he threw a punch at me which I blocked with my arms and aimed a swift kick his stomach, it connected the same time as his fist connected with my face and we both did a black flip. Landing four feet away from each other, immediately pulling out our guns and aiming them at each others heads. Uzumaki chuckled
"Eh Uchiha it seems like I may have underestimated you." I smirked back.
"I too, that punch still stings a bit." lie. My face hurt like hell and I could already taste blood, I was pretty sure this was definitely going to leave a mark but one glance at where Uzumaki's free hand was and the red substance slowly dripping out of his mouth made it all worth it.
"So why don't you just return my cigarette and we will put this all behind us?" I growled before putting the cigarette in my mouth and using the fire spitter in my gun to light it. He glared at me and I coughed really loudly before spitting out the cigarette and stepping on it.
While I was having my fun killing the cancer stick on the floor I failed to recognise Uzumaki until he was right at my face, gun pressed to the back of my head.
"game over Uchiha." he said and I smirked before lodging my own gun on his neck.
"Surely there are simpler ways to commit suicide Uzumaki." he laughed before saying.
"We can wait until a security guard comes and see who he or she believes." adjusted my gun
"As fun as that sounds I really don't feel like standing here and waiting for someone, I prefer this method." before he had time to respond I grabbed the back of his head with my free hand and captured his lips with mine. They were, surprisingly soft and tasted like iron and whiskey. Needless to say I did not mind it the at all so I pressed harder and gradually felt him responding.
I decided to go further press my tongue against his lips which he parted but instead of granting me entrance the fool forced his tongue into my mouth and it was a simple battle for dominance, whiskey and blood mixing with oranges. It was sinfully intoxicating and it would have stayed that way for a while when
"...cking fags, get the hell out of here before we make you." my eyes shifted to see what looked like a biker gang. there were eight of them, all staring at us in sheer disgust.
I looked at Uzumaki and felt his lips twisting into a smirk, right then I knew we were thinking the same thing.
"Didn't you hear me!? I said get out of here! You disgusting freaks i'll kill all of y-" he never got to finish his sentence because a loud bang was heard and two bullets lodged themselves in the mans body. One on his throat and one in his heart, he died instantly.
The other seven pulled out their weapons but before they could use them seven bullets were fired, each reaching their location. In their foreheads. They fell to the ground with a loud thud. I put away my gun and turned to Uzumaki .
"Nice aim, now lets get out of hear before your friends come." Uzumaki aimed his gun at the near corner before firing at it, I turned soon enough to see the camera being shattered to pieces.
"I never liked cameras."
We went to my car and drove off, passing the police on our way out.
"Hey look your girlfriend is with them." Uzumaki sighed.
"You're driving, do you really think that is a good idea?" I glared at the road and drove faster. Moron
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We arrived at my house where I leisurely walked in and in and grabbed my clothes, laptop, money and everything else I found useful and walked out again, locking the door on my way.
I put my stuff in the trunk and got in the passenger seat. "Step on it Uzumaki its only a matter of time before they look at the footage and see us kissing and killing.
The car sped out the yard and onto the road until we got to a rather elegant looking apartment building. Uzumaki got out of the car and into the building.
After about 10 minutes he came back with 3 duffel bags and a few boxes which he put in the trunk as well as the back seat. I got back to the drivers seat and drove off.
"...there's a gas station ahead, it has an atm and a bank." I nodded and sped up until I saw the gas station.
Once we got there I went to the bank and signed the letter to allow all of my money to be handed to me physically. The tiller looked at me suspiciously and I simply winked at her before walking out the door. As soon as I got out I went back to the car to put the money under the seat and went to the convenience store for something to eat.
I walked through the aisle and took some water, soda and a few snacks. As I got to the till I took two packets of cigarettes before paying for it in cash. I walked out to find Uzumaki walking out of the bank holding a bag similar to the ones I had under my car seats. He tossed the bag in the car and got in.
"I already filled the tank lets go."
I got in the drivers seat and started the car. There was no turning back now, ever.
After about two hours of driving I stopped to find Uzumaki typing away on his laptop.
"What in the world are you doing?" he typed a few more words and closed his laptop.
"I just ordered two online tickets to Yemen." I motioned for him to carry on.
"I ordered them in both our names and I got two people who will be you and me until they get to Yemen."
"Ah, smart move. Who exactly did you get to be us?" he shrugged
"A couple criminals I know, both have gangs in Yemen so they will be fine." I nodded and he turned to me.
"So darling, what's the plan?" I glared at him before shrugging.
"Beats me, I say we just go with the flow"
"Huh?"
"Lets just see where this hopeless road will take us, who knows maybe we might end up being the most wanted criminals or gang leaders or we might end up being freelance assassins or elementary school teachers. The opportunities are endless ." Uzumaki nodded.
"Sounds good " He then reached for one of his duffel bags and pulled out a couple number plates.
"Here, put this on the back and I will put this on the front. I smiled and took a number plate. It was a pretty windy night and i felt my hands getting colder as I removed my old number plate and replaced it with this one.
As I made my way back I found Uzumaki sitting in the drivers seat.
"I drive for the first five hours then we switch turns." I simply sighed and got into the passenger seat.
He started the car and I tossed a packet of cigarettes his way and his eyes widened as he caught them. "Wouldn't want you to fall asleep while driving. Besides I cant smell it when i'm asleep." he chuckled softly before setting the car in motion and i smiled. This was going to be an interesting journey indeed.
[End Flashback]
"Woah! No way man! That's what happened?" Kiba yelled in complete awe and amazement. Sasuke nodded
"I'm guessing that is not the version you know?" Kiba took out his binder and pulled out a newspaper clipping.
" eight men were found in the parking lot of a local club, all had been brutally gunned down by the infamous poet Sasuke Uchiha and the one and only Sargent Naruto Uzumaki. Rumours say that the two were highly intoxicated thus leading to the heartless murder that happened here. We received a testimony from sargent Yamanaka that the poet Sasuke Uchiha was in custody earlier that day for the death of his house caretaker and that Sargent Naruto Uzumaki was the one questioning him. Is it possible that Sasuke may have been blackmailing sargent Uzumaki into helping him out with his heartless plan? Sargent Yamanaka says that it is most likely" Sasuke glared at the paper.
" that bitch! I knew that she hated me but what the?" Kiba laughed a bit before quieting down again.
"So you didn't plan on being the most wanted criminal but you thought of it as a possibility? Wow" Sasuke laughed.
"Yes, not even that idiot cop could have known. So i'm guessing you want to know what happened next." Kiba nodded.
" up until your arrest." Sasuke scowled at the arrest part but spoke nonetheless.
"Well after that we went to a town called..."