Keeping Her And Baby.
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First Trimester Part 1
Things we have learned:
Trimester 1:
There can never be enough pickles or jello (She likes to mix them O_o)
Bathrooms are God's greatest invention (Especially unoccupied bathrooms, less wait!)
Growing a baby makes one sleepy (She's sleeping more than Tony Stark after a 48 hour bender!)
Crushed ants are suddenly a topic of many tears ( Don't tell Chill when the exterminator comes to visit.)
If you eat one piece of chocolate from Chill's stash, she will scream at you and hit you with pillows. (If you don't want to get hit with pillows then don't steal my damn chocolate!)
Boobs get even bigger :-D (Damn it Johnny!)
Johnny likes the four pounds that the baby has put on me (I like curves!)
Morning sickness doesn't stay in its prescribed slot, in fact it loves to hit at the worst time i.e. Benji's day-care play. (Who knew kid's found vomit funny?)
A three story house in the New York country side is filled with the sounds of joy.
"So," Sue asked looking at the couple. "What color are you going to paint the room?"
"Sea green," Chill said burping. "Excuse me, we want our baby girl to know just because society says you have to like pink, doesn't mean she has to."
"Speaking of our little girl," Johnny said wrapping an arm around chill. "I've decided to put a skeet shooter in the back yard, when boys come around, PULL!"
"Trying to protect her from boys like you?" Chill asked smiling.
"Well," Johnny replied looking at Chill. "I just know what to look for. I'm going to go get another drink anyone want anything while I'm up?"
"I do please," Chill said giving him puppy dog eyes. " A few dill spears, with a side of ranch dressing and bacon bits and some hot sauce on the side. Please."
"Sure thing babe," Johnny said grinning. "Ben you want anything, maybe I can double the order one for you one for her?"
"Just go," Chill said smacking Johnny on the bottom. "I'll entertain the guests, and make that order double any way we're hungry."
Johnny rolled his eyes and Reed followed him to the kitchen.
"So," Reed said leaning against the counter. "I thought you would have bought something flashy, not a quiet little home in the country side."
"Well Reid and I talked about moving before we found out she was pregnant," Johnny said reaching into the refrigerator. "We were going to move somewhere in the city, but we decided that it would be better if we lived somewhere a little more secluded."
"Learning from me and Sue?" Reed replied looking at Johnny. "Sue worries that you haven't grown enough to comprehend the dangers of having a child in a superhuman family, but I can see that you do."
"Thanks," Johnny said giving a small smile. "It means a lot to me hearing that from you."
"So have you learned anything new about one another?" Reed asked with a silly smile.
"Yes," Johnny said with exaggeration. "Stepping on ants makes her cry and her perfect D's are now gorgeous double D's!"
"Really Johnny?" Reed replied looking at Johnny like he were crazy.
"Yes!," Johnny replied almost drooling. "She had perfect D's now they're perfect double D's beyond high priced stripper quality!"
"You do realize that she is my niece?" Reed replied looking at Johnny.
"Sorry," Johnny said grinning. "But she is getting a lot moodier."
"Hormones tend to do that to women." Reed said sighing. "It's scary what the body can cause people to do."
"Reid and I are keeping a pregnancy journal," Johnny said opening a can of beer. "In case we decide to have another we'll have a guide as to what to expect."
"You both put things in it?" Reed asked opening his soda.
"Yeah," Johnny said with a smile. "We even comment on each other's entries. It's fun."
Reed smiled.
"Sounds like you're enjoying it so far." Reed said opening his drink. "Just remember it's going to get harder from here."
"I know," Johnny said preparing Chill's snack. "But I'm up for it."
"Good," Reed replied looking at Johnny. "But remember, if you need anything. I'm here to help okay?"
"Thanks man," Johnny said taking the plate out. "Now let's face the women!"
Chill was talking and moving her hands in a smashing motion.
"Some times I have these strange dreams and I'm chasing Johnny through a parking lot with a super soaker, " She said smiling. "Suddenly a giant baby picks him up and throws him in a lake... and then the baby picks me up, puts me on its shoulder and walks away with me into the sunset to a shop filled with pickle flavored ice cream."
Johnny looked at Reed for a moment.
"Should these dreams scare me? Because I'm scared." Johnny said looking at his team leader.
"No, they're perfectly normal." Reed replied walking over to Sue. "Sue used to dream that I was made of taffy and was getting eaten by a bunch of ants with baby heads."
Johnny looked at his sister and brother-in-law then at Chill.
"Honey I love you but please don't turn me into taffy," Johnny said handing her the plate. "Even if it is only in you dreams."
"I'll try not to turn you into taffy," She said kissing him on the fore head. "But I can't say that I haven't turned you into butterscotch already."
Johnny looked at her for a moment and smiled.
"Good." Johnny said smiling. "I hate taffy."