Po, Lee, Tigress, Monkey, and Mantis all sat back down at their table to set up a plan of escape, Po pulled a small rubber ball out of his pants. Tigress looked in disguse as the panda had no pockets.
"This is an idea ball, I am going to throw it to you and your going to say the first thing that comes to your mind." Po said thorwing the ball to Lee.
"Tigress naked." Lee said quickly only to be hit by the female tiger, Po intervined.
"Ok, the fist thing that comes to King regarding our current situation." Po said pulling Lee away from Tigress. Lee wiped the blood from his head, He threw the ball to Mantis.
"Tigress having sex with the guard while we sneak out." Mantis said smileing and lauging.
Po started to giggle. "Yeah Tigress you'll have to take one for the team.". Lee joined in on the Tigress bashing.
"I am not having sex with anyone!" Tigress said slamming her hand on the table.
Mantis threw the ball to Tigress.
"We all have licenses to murder." Tigress said, "Why don't we just kill him?"
The five smiled as they turned to the new owner of Po's father restaurant.
"What you looking at fools?" The owner said looking at the Furious Five.
'Get him!" Po yelled as they him and the five charged after the owner, who ran into the shop, ran up to Po's old room and looked him self in.
"Damn it." Tigress said as she kicked the door, but to no avail.
"What should we do now?" Monkey asked.
"We could always send Tigress in naked." Lee said laughing only to be hit in the back of the head by Tigress.
"Well, then we'll just have to think of something else." Po said punching the palm of his hand. "Come on guys, teamwork, we have five brains."
"Actually you and Lee only count for half." Tigress said insulting the panda. "So we only have four, But your right we do need to come up with something."
Back at the Viper estate a sober Crane and Viper sat down at Mr. Viper's table, It was a square table, Viper sat on one side Mrs. Viper sat on the other while Crane and Mr. Viper sat opposite of each other. The head chief brought out the food as the bodyguard/ servant to the Viper family was nowhere to be seen at the moment. It was time for the first course white rice with duck sauce, with bits of pork in it.
"So tell me how did you two meet up?" Mrs. Viper asked breaking the one-sided tension between Mr. Viper and Crane.
"Well," Viper said trying to remember the day they met. " It was about eight years ago when he first joined the Furious Five." Viper smiled at Crane. "Being new to the town, he was quite the shy person, We didn't even talk for about a week, But I'll never forget the first words he said to me." Viper laughed. "Actually more like the first words I was able to understand, He mumbled a lot.".
Crane let out a nerves laugh. "Viper no one wants to hear this story, Tell em about the time me and you went to the park and a beehive fell on my beak."
"He asked me where the bathroom was." Viper said laughing at old memories.
"How did he ask you to marry him?" Her mother asked, her father grunted.
Viper giggled, "Its kind of cheesy." Viper calmed down enough to tell them. "One day Crane bought me eleven Tiger Lilies, I just thought he was trying to butter me up." Viper blushed. "Let's just say it worked." She said looking over to Crane smiling, Crane had an embarrassed look on his face while he pretended that he fiancé wasn't revealing their romance/sex life to her parents. " Afterwards When he was holding me in his… um…. Wings and I was holding on the most prettiest flower in the world , He pointed at the mirror and said "Your looking and the twelve most beautiful things in the world." I asked him what he meant by twelve. I only had eleven flowers, he said "You.", that's when he pulled out a ring that was imbedded in the flower and proposed to me." Viper finished her story only to look over and find a blushing Crane.
"Good, now I have some questions." Mr. Viper said as he looked over to Crane who began to eat his meal.
"How do you plan to support my daughter?" Mr. Viper asked Crane who looked up at the old snake.
"Oh well Master Shifu pay for all our utilities and a little extra." Crane said answering Mr. Viper.
"When should I be expecting Grand children?" Mr. Viper asked, Crane and Viper both spat out their food.
"It's a little early for that daddy, We're not even married yet." Viper told her father in a near frantic tone.
"It thing they would make wonderful parents." Mrs. Viper said adding her impute.
"And what do you plan to do once they are born?" Mr. Viper asked targeting Crane.
"Um, Actually I plan to open an art school." Crane said proudly.
"Yeah, we decided to invest in education." Viper said, "The Furious Five will find new members."
"Po and Lee will be filling in our spots." Crane told Viper who forgot about that little detail.
Just then they heard the door to the kitchen swing open.
"Sorry I am late." It was…
"It's ok you're like family." Mrs. Viper said.
Crane couldn't believe his eyes, It was Mei Ling.
That's all for now folks, from here on out I want to be more serious with this story. It won't be about sex all that much, Mr. Viper will come up with a plan to get rid of Crane from his daughters life, Mei Ling will have a role in that.. Feeling shine though as the five have to work together to get out of the restraint. Anyway please review.