Me: "Hello people of the internet welcome to my next addition of Thanks for the Memories, hit it!"
Lal: "Smiley doesn't own Hitman Reborn or any of the Harry Potter Series, If Smiley did… who in their right minds would let this person actually write any of our stories?!"
Me: "Hey…"
Lal: "I don't care, begin the story already!"
Me: "I am also sorry for any grammar and spelling errors."
Oneshot: Time to Induce Heart Attacks
When: Two Months after the curse broke,
"LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES! I WELCOME YOU ONCE AGAIN, BOTH OLD AND NEW, TO OUR SHOW!" The announcer shouted through the microphone, he was hyped up on excitement, and the crowd was feeling it as well.
"Gah?! Do they have to be so loud?" Verde complained at the overzealous cheers.
"They seem rather excited." Fon smiled, he watched some of the people jump out of their seats in excitement.
"I finally get to see Skull-nee stunt shows." Yuni was leaning on the rail in front of her to get a better view.
It had been almost a month after the curse was broken, they really have to thank Tsuna for not giving up on them, and the arcobaleno were trying to get back in the swing of things back in their old bodies. One day, Skull had bounced up to all of them, nervously smiling, while holding up tickets for each of them.
"I been meaning to do this since the entire time I known you guys." she said while handing out each ticket to them. "None of you have seen my show have you? Well these are lifetime passes to all of my shows, so if you ever want to pop in your welcome to come and watch."
She had been right, they never had seen one of her shows before and eventually their curiosity won out, though the puppy dog eyes from the small Sky arcobaleno helped as well too.
"Don't lean too far out." Reborn shifted the young girl away from the railings.
"I never seen any of her stunt shows before either kora" Colonello was excited about this as well as half of his body was almost over the railing.
"If you fall I'm not gonna catch you" Viper bluntly told the reckless rain.
"Now" the announcer voice had finally lowered his voice "this woman had preform stunts that no one in their right mind would perform, I guess it's a good thing she lost it a long time ago" he joked.
"He got that right" Lal muttered.
"And she's back once again, so give it up for the IMMORTAL SKULL!" He shouted once again revving up the crowd.
"I wonder why she's called immortal here?" Fon always wanted to know why. He knew she survived multiples impossible wounds when they were out on the field, but what about whenever she's performing? It would cause mass confusion if people saw her healing while she was doing her stunts.
They heard the motorcycle before they saw her, she cruised in a Harley-Davidson and did a lap around the arena to amp up the spectators excitement, though it wasn't needed.
"Hey isn't that the ragged piece of junk she fixed up during our mission in America?" Lal looked at the motorcycle the stunt woman was driving carefully.
Before the curse was placed on them, the arcobaleno was on a simple scout mission to discover if the Riccardo famiglia was about to begin a child slave trade in America with other dealers. It wasn't required for all of them to go, but they all tagged along to see the American sights aka they wanted a vacation.
The mission had gone south and the strongest seven, plus one extra rain, had soon found themselves splitting up from one another. When they all met up once again they were wondering where was Colonello and Skul,l when they saw a scrappy motorcycle roaring towards them with the trigger happy Rain and the reckless Cloud upon the raging machine. When the duo arrived Colonello explained, while Skull was repairing the bike, that they found themselves trapped in the junkyard with only the broken motorcycle that was beyond repair as a getaway vehicle, yet she manage to get it up and running in a matter of seconds when he thought it was unsalvageable.
"That definitely is the same motorcycle" there was a unnoticeable twitch on the hitman forehead. "Question is, why the hell is she driving it?"
After doing a couple of laps she started to speak to the crowd with the microphone attached inside her helmet.
"Sorry I've been away folks, hope you didn't miss me for too long." She smiled at the crowd roars and cheers. "Now how am I gonna make it up to you? I could go for a simple start." She pondered as she placed her feet on the seat then high in the air to make a handstand while the bike was still going.
It became deafening a when she finally began her first stunt, audience were jumping when the show finally began. Even some of the arcobaleno like Colonello and Yuni were cheering loudly, the others were smirking or smiling.
"Maybe I could kick it up a notch from there" she put her feet back on the pedals the very next second she began to do a wheelie and resumed her handstand once again, but with only one hand.
"It's not so bad" Viper spoke, he began to slouch on the seat.
"Then ramp it up to THE MAX!" The stuntwoman revved up her motorcycle then headed straight for the giant steel loop and proceeded to circle inside it a couple of times until she dropped down from the top from her bike and fell down until she reached her bike that was still racing down at the bottom.
"I take my previous statement back" Viper deadpanned and straighten up in his seat.
"What the?!" Lal eyes widen along with Fon, who leaned closer to the rails.
She continued to do this for a couple of more spins with a flip, twirl or any other stunt throughout each drop.
"All the regulars here know how I roll," the previously mentioned people roared in agreement. "but to my newcomers you better listen to this statement loud and clear." She stopped her bike in front of several tall flaming hoops along with several buses lined up underneath.
"Has the lackey finally lost it?" Reborn commented, his hands began to twitch at the sight of the obstacle in the stuntwoman way.
"Don't worry she'll be okay." Yuni stated while placing her hand on the previously excited Rain shoulder, he was holding down the urge to go down there and smack some sense into her.
"Third degree burns, fracture of the spine, legs, ribs, and arms, paralysis, severe memory loss in the frontal lobe" Verde began muttering out the potential injuries she might sustain.
"Let me tell you what I tell everyone each time I perform a death defying stunt and still survive," she continued to talk while she went towards the deadly obstacle ramp. "there is only one reason and one reason only." The audience held their breath when she left the ramp.
She then flew, flew through the hoops, over the buses and all while managing to have her legs go high above her head once again, but this time her slim legs are over her shoulder and her body looked like a backward shape C.
'I'm free' she silently thinks as she blocks out the crowd and close her violet eyes and enjoys the ride.
When her bike hit the ground with a loud screech, the crowd all jumped up as if their clothes were on fire. Yuni and Colonello, who had forgotten about his previous worried, cheered as well, while the rest of them gave a breath of relief, some more obvious than others.
"It's because even DEATH HATES ME!" She threw a fist in the air and the spectators gave another deafening screams.
"YOU HAVE IT HERE FOLKS EVEN DEATH CAN'T TAKE HER! EACH DEATH DEFYING STUNT SHE RIDES WITHOUT A SINGLE CARE AND WALKS OUT SCRATCH FREE!" The announced once again yelled, he was excited with the already hyped up crowd.
'These stunts have nothing on out flying a pissed off nesting horntail dragon' she amusedly thought as she started her bike for another stunt.
"I guess this is why she's called immortal here." Fon said to himself while letting go of the dented rails "she performs impossible stunts and gets out of each one without a scratch, it's actually impressive how much she focused on the timing and precision."
"I told you nee-chan would be fine" Yuni proudly stated and continue to watch the rest of the performance.
"Yeah after giving us a heart attack" Lal huffed, but silently agreed with Fon. Skull may be stupid, loud mouth and down right annoying, but when she actually puts her all in something it succeeds tremendously.
They continued to watch the rest of the show, all of them secretly promising to themselves that they will come to her shows from time to time.
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Omake
Mission in America
"Okay out of everyone of the group I end up stuck with you, I really do have bad luck kora." Colonello skulked, him and Skull manage to run in the same direction and ended up in the junkyard trapped from all sides. They were now hiding behind a huge pile of garbage to get away from the enemy peering eyes.
"Hey at least you're not alone." Skull tried to cheer him up, while ignoring the insult.
"I'll give you that, but we're in a junkyard against who knows how many mafioso men, i'm almost out of bullets and I severely doubt there's an ammo store here, and the only thing we can use to getaway is that hunk of junk motorcycle." He angrily rants to the stunt woman, whose eyes widen at the mention of a motorcycle.
"Motorcycle? Where!"
"Huh? Oh it's over there" he points to the Harley-Davidson lying on its side in the rubble.
Skull makes her way to the bike and starts to examine it. "Now who would throw this away, the engine is still there though it's missing some parts, tires and motors are easily fixable." She muttered to herself.
"Umm how about the entire bike looks like it's been smashed through by a semi truck." Colonello raised an eyebrow at the lackey. "It would take a miracle to get that thing up and running." His head dropped in resignation, then he raised it when he heard a beautiful purr of an engine.
"There all fixed" Skull smiled while wiping the grease on her hands and looks towards the soldier. "I hope you can shoot while riding behind me." She teased him while patting the seat behind her.
"How did you...?" The Rain confusedly asked at how the lackey manage to start up the assumed unsalvageable machine.
"One word, Stuntwoman" She patted the seat behind her once again.
"Not like I have a choice" he muttered then held on tight, with wide eyes, when the bike whizzed out of the pile of rubble and straight towards the goons of the enemy famiglia.
"Okay" Colonello smirked as he grabbed one of the mafioso guns, while safely holstering his own, and turned around and started to shoot behind her. "this is gonna be fun kora."
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"Where the hell are they?" Lal muttered, they all manage to meet up with one another, except for the other missing Rain and Cloud. She was not a happy camper since she was accidentally separated with Verde.
"Have you located them yet Viper?" Luce asked the aggravated Mist. He was partnered up with the calm Storm and just being in his presence annoyed him.
"I'm looking for them now" he then concentrated and gave a quiet sneeze on the paper.
"That is both disgusting and intriguing" Verde commented on the Mist new technique.
"Hmm" he raised his eyebrow, though no one could see it under the hood. "it seems as if the both of them are on Oakwood Street."
"Oakwood? Isn't that two streets behind us?" Luce began to look behind her, when they all heard the roar of a motorcycle and multiple gunshots.
"THERE THEY ARE!" They saw Skull waving at them on top of a beaten down motorcycle. Colonello only gave a glance back and smirked at the group before continuing to shoot at the goons behind them with a certain glint in his eyes.
That got everyone moving as they took out their weapons and finished off the last of the mafioso.
"So what happen to the rest of you? Cause I can guarantee you that it was not as eventful as what the two of us went through." Colonello boyishly smiled, Skull only nodded her head in agreement while making more repairs to the bike.
Me: "This is actually one of the reasons why I believe that Skull is Harry stories have a connections, a cloud is free, which is similar to a daredevil performing a stunt or simply riding their vehicle. I also believe that since she might have severe trust issues to have any mechanic fix up any vehicle she rides during any her stunts after the war. So she learned how to fix it herself."
Colonello: "Well we hoped you enjoy the story, I sure had fun!"
;8 PEACE