Author's Note – Howdy guys! Well, these 'chatroom sessions have been my personal favorite part of writing this story. I was inspired by my obsessions concerning if Dante were actually real in our world and what sources he'd use if he actually ran his Devil May Cry business. I tried to keep it as authentic to a chatroom as I can so bear with the 'chaos', lol. And yes, 'devilmansgirlfriend' is my reference to all those damn Dante fangirls who take it too seriously and ruin it for the rest of us fans. You know who you are. I had a similar experience with this at another 'fanclub' dealing with a different character and it just drove me nuts. Here's to all you stuck up, crazy btches who can't take a joke and treat it like an actual religion.
Online Chatroom Session 1
4evermadman: Where's devilman? He in yet?
Sworddude3156: (looks around) Nope. Haven't seen him in this century. Probably busy.
4evermadman: Busy bee. That's what he is.
ParanoidGirl: Maybe tonight we'll get lucky.
Sworddude3156: If we're lucky. Doubt it though. Anyone check out those freaky ghost pics he posted up yesterday, at the paranormal section? Talk about awesome.
4evermadman: I did! Man, being a paranormal investigator must be cool. Studying ghosts, witches, demons... My favorite is his report on Ouija boards. Makes me wanna try it out, lol.
ParanoidGirl: I saw those ghost pics! My friend who's an expert in digital manipulation tried to duplicate the photos. He said it was impossible! Oo
Seriouslydisturbed666: Spooky as hell. Though they're nowhere near as scary as that video footage he shot. That demon's corpse looked really real.
devilmansgirlfriend: God, I heard devilman looks hot. He sounds so sexy in the videos and voice recorders! I want to see him! I want to marry him!
Sworddude3156: ...
4evermadman: Oh yeah, I remember that footage! I laughed when he kept kicking at its balls! Shame we couldn't catch devilman's face on the video though. Wonder who the cameraman was...
Sworddude3156: Ah, devilman. Elusive as always.
devilmansgirlfriend: devilman must be steaming hot.
ParanoidGirl: Hey, disturbed, didn't you send me an email today, saying you got some juicy info to share with us?
Seriouslydisturbed666: Yeah. But you guys gotta promise to keep it among ourselves. Don't go running your mouth. I need your word on this.
Sworddude3156: You got it.
4evermadman: Your secret is safe with me.
ParanoidGirl: Mum's the word.
devilmansgirlfriend: I'll keep my lips shut if it has anything to do with my devilman.
Seriouslydisturbed666: Okay. Here goes. There's a rumor going around that devilman is actually throwing a party at his place. And some people from this very site have been invited to it.
4evermadman: What!?!?!?!?!?! Oo
Sworddude3156: Probably just a rumor.
ParanoidGirl: Really? That'd be awesome! You know who's invited? Where's it?
devilmansgirlfriend: OMIGOD!!!!!!!!! (screams and dances) Where?!?! WHERE?!?!?!
Sworddude3156: Get a grip guys. It's probably just a rumor.
2cool4school has entered Devil Man's Dungeon Chatroom
2cool4school: Hey guys. What's up? Anyone know the scoop on devilman? He hasn't showed up here lately. His latest ghost pics are freaking awesome. Anyone see 'em yet?
Seriouslydisturbed666: I don't think it's a rumor. An online friend of mine got an invite. That's what he said, at least.
4evermadman: It'd be cool if this was legit.
Sworddude3156: Hey 2cool4school. What's up? No, he hasn't been in for a long time.
ParanoidGirl: Really, disturbed? He got his invitation through an email or what?
devilmansgirlfriend: God, I want to be invited! I want to be invited!!!! Please devilman! Invite me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN!!!
Seriouslydisturbed666: Hey guys, remember, keep your mouth shut.
ParanoidGirl: No worries here, disturbed.
4evermadman: Yeah. (wedges mouth shut)
2cool4school: Whoa, what's this about a party? Hey Sword. :-)
devilmansgirlfriend: devilman is throwing a party!!!! And he's inviting people from this site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, I hope I get invited!
Sworddude3156: Cool it, girlfriend. Remember our promise. Yo, 2cool4school, we just promised disturbed here that we wouldn't be telling everyone about this party. Besides, I don't even know if it's true.
2cool4school: Your secret is safe with me.
ParanoidGirl: Tell us more, disturbed. Is he giving everyone here an invitation?
Seriouslydisturbed666: Don't think so. According to my friend he was given a special password. Other than that, he didn't tell me anything else. Not even the password itself.
4evermadman: Some friend...
ParanoidGirl: He must be close to devilman himself to get an invite.
Seriouslydisturbed666: Maybe, I don't know. He's kept his mouth shut every time I ask him if he knows devilman in real life.
devilmansgirlfriend: devilman is sooooooo mysterious! He's so HOT!!!!
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4evermadman: Are you for real, disturbed? Oo
Sworddude3156: Sorry, but this smells like shit. I think your 'friend' is just jerking you around.
ParanoidGirl: Maybe we should email Punky about this. I definitely want to get invited to this party if there really is one.
Seriouslydisturbed666: I don't know why my friend would lie to me. I think he's telling me the truth. Still, if he isn't I'm gonna kick his ass.
devilmansgirlfriend: MASTER! MASTER! Where are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my love?!?! I love you devilman
2cool4school: Whoa, I bet devilman's got a killer house. Cemetary in the back. Gothic-type of gate. House probably covered in skeletons and demon heads. Probably dresses up like the Undertaker. Sweet... You guys check out his gallery section, by the way? Freaky!
Sworddude3156: I think you're right, Paranoid. We should email Punky. If this is a rumor then I'm sure she'll want to know about it so she can post it on the site to clarify things.
2cool4school: Special password. Whoa. I heard you also need a password to access a secret part of his website. Wonder what makes it so secretive.
4evermadman: The whole password thing is so mysterious. I wonder how long you have to be an active member to get one. I wonder what's in the secret section of the site.
devilmansgirlfriend: Where are you devilman?!?! Please! Invite me!
4evermadman: Hey disturbed, isn't this the same guy you said who actually saw devilman?
Sworddude3156: Something's always been bothering me. Don't get me wrong. I respect devilman. He's got a killer sword collecton. Still, what's up with this password business?
Seriouslydisturbed666: Yeah. Though, like I said earlier, he never goes into detail about it. He says he made a promise to devilman to keep his mouth shut. Wonder why.
ParanoidGirl: I'm emailing Punky right now guys. Gotta get to the bottom of this.
devilmansgirlfriend: God, I want to be invited! Please devilman! Invite me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4evermadman: I wonder why he's gotta keep his mouth shut.
2cool4school: I want to know what's in the secret section of the website. I mean, where's the login access to it. It's usually at the bottom of the main page.
devilmansgirlfriend: Ooooh, devilman is sooooo mysterious!
Sworddude3156: I'm telling ya, devilman's got some ghosts in his closet but I don't care if he's a nut job. He's cool. That sword collection… I'm getting an orgasm just thinking about it.
Seriouslydisturbed666: I tried hacking into the website to check out the restricted section. Punky is one smart computer bitch. Got the site covered inside out.
2cool4school: Yeah. That's why she's the webmaster. I wonder if she's hot.
4evermadman: LOL, her and devilman must be getting it on every night. (moans) Probably ain't here 'cause he's getting some ass as we speak. (o) Yummy...
Seriouslydisturbed666: LOL. (o)
devilmansgirlfriend: NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! You better take that back! Only I can have devilman!
Sworddude3156: Hey Paranoid, you send that email yet?
4evermadman: Oh give it a rest, girlfriend. devilman wouldn't want a Mary Sue crashing his party anyway.
2cool4school: Man, it'd be cool if devilman was really having a party and inviting people. Party of the millennium. I think he should invite me. I really want to see what he's like.
devilmansgirlfriend: Whatever. I love devilman. Stop making fun of him. (continues looking for her master) Oh devilman! Where are you my love?!
ParanoidGirl: Okay, guys. I sent the email. Hopefully Punky will read it and resolve this matter. Might take awhile since she's been M.I.A. for awhile too.
Seriouslydisturbed666: Awesome. Now I can see if my buddy is legit or full of hot air.
4evermadman: Cool. I'm wondering why they're both not here. (fearful of another wrath from devilmansgirlfriend, so refrains from supporting his theory)
Sworddude3156: Punky's been updating the site lately so that's probably why she ain't here. Besides, she's got a life. Unlike us, lol.
4evermadman: It's been many weeks since I chatted with devilman. Well, I wouldn't really say we chatted. More of a 'hello, you're freakin' cool' and then 'goodbye.'
Seriouslydisturbed666: Yeah, devilman usually comes and go. Must be busy. Still, every time he's here it's like a freakin' Elvis Presley sighting.
2cool4school: LOL.
4evermadman: ROTFLMAO. Yeah. "Ladies and gentlemen, the King has left the building."
devilmansgirlfriend: Bow to the King!
Sworddude3156: Bwuahahahahahaha!
ParanoidGirl: I wonder if Punky can hook us up with an invitation if this turns out to be true.
Seriouslydisturbed666: That'd be sweet.
Sworddude3156: Sadly, if this turns out to be true, devilman will probably only invite his friends and more 'important' people. Not us common folks.
devilmansgirlfriend: Speak for yourself. I know I'm getting an invite! I just know it! devilman!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2cool4school: Why wouldn't he invite us? We're the ones keeping the seat warm for him here every time he's away.
4evermadman: Yeah. I'm the one supplying his beer. LOL.
ParanoidGirl: Maybe if we send emails to Punky for an invitation he might cut us some slack?
Sworddude3156: I wouldn't hold my breath. Let's face it, the guy is 'too cool for school.'
4evermadman: ROTFLMAO. Good one Voodoo!
Seriouslydisturbed666: LOL.
2cool4school:
4evermadman: Wouldn't it be funny if devilman was just some 90 year old guy living off his parents? Playing online games 24/7 with no real life? LOL Oops! Hope he didn't read that!
Seriouslydisturbed666: Or maybe he's actually a woman? Or cross-dresses like one??? Oo
Sworddude3156: Must be why he's never posted a picture of himself yet, lol.
devilmansgirlfriend: STOP IT!!! DON'T SAY THAT!!! STOP MAKING FUN OF DEVILMAN!!!!!!!
4evermadman: ... Sorry. (lowers head in shame)
Seriouslydisturbed666: ...
Sworddude3156: Cool off. No harm done.
devilmansgirlfriend: Just stop making fun of him. He demands our respect.
Sworddude3156: This is what you call a sense of humor. Go buy one for yourself. It'll make life a lot easy for you.
ParanoidGirl: LOL, gotta admit. That was damn funny.
devilmansgirlfriend: SHUT UP! You call yourselves devilman's fans but you make fun of him! Bet you wouldn't be like this if he were here.
2cool4school: Sheesh, some people are a little serious here.
4evermadman: I already said I'm sorry.
Sworddude3156: Whatever, girlfriend. At least I'm keeping it real. Who the hell made you monitor here anyway? 'Sides, I'm sure devilman has a sense of humor.
Seriouslydisturbed666: You fangirls can be a little too much sometimes, you know.
ParanoidGirl: We love devilman girlfriend but we're just having fun here. Don't take offense.
devilmansgirlfriend: I don't! But I'm sure devilman does!
Sworddude3156: Jesus. I'm about to blow a fuse...
PunkyGirlGotGame has entered Devil Man's Dungeon Chatroom
Guest302 has entered Devil Man's Dungeon Chatroom
PunkyGirlGotGame: Yo, girlies.
Guest302: Hey guys and gals.
ParanoidGirl: Punky! Wow! You're here!
4evermadman: AWESOME! The Queen has returned!
Seriouslydisturbed666: Hey Punky. Evening Guest.
ParanoidGirl: Hi, Guest, Welcome!
2cool4school: PUNKY!!!!!! Hey Guest too! What's shaking you two?
Sworddude3156: (bows) Welcome, my lady. Welcome unknown. Excuse the girl here. You'll know which one I'm talking about.
devilsmansgirlfriend: Whoo-hoo! Punky!!! How's it going? Know where devilman is hiding?
devilsmansgirlfriend: PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE INVITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sworddude3156: Yeah. That's the one. .
Guest302: ...
2cool4school: Yeah. Where is devil man?
PunkyGirlGotGame: Knew you maggots were gonna ask me that.
ParanoidGirl: Tell us about that party. Is it true?
Guest302: Party? You guys know about a party?
devilsmansgirlfriend: You guys shouldn't be asking for devilman's whereabouts. Traitors. Punky! Please invite me! PLEEEEAAAASSSSSSEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
2cool4school: Out with it then Punky. Don't keep us in suspense!
PunkyGirlGotGame: But sweets… suspense is half the fun.
4evermadman: Guest, word's on the street that devilman is hosting the party of the century. But we don't know if it's true so mum's the word.
Guest302: Really? What else do you know about it?
Sworddude3156: Oooh, you're lethal Punky. Ouch.
4evermadman: Just that u need a secret password. That's about it. Disturb's the one who told us.
ParanoidGirl: Hey, disturbed, did you get my email this morning, btw?
4evermadman: C'mon Punky! We need to know.
devilmansgirlfriend: PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE invite me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ParanoidGirl: Man, that's annoying.
Guest302: ...
4evermadman: Yeah, quit it.
2cool4school: Punky, c'mon. Is it true or what? And where's the big guy? Doesn't wanna chat with us lowly folks, huh:-(
devilmansgirlfriend: Shut up, a minute ago you were taking turns making fun of devilman. Now you're trying to play nice because Punky is here. Did you know that Punky? Tell devilman he has a buncha two-sided people here that are making fun of him.
Sworddude3156: Damn girl, let it GO.
Guest302: Making fun of devilman? Oo
4evermadman: Yeah, but I was just goofing off. I didn't mean it. And I already said I'm sorry.
devilmansgirlfriend: Yes, they were making fun of devilman.
ParanoidGirl: Seriously, I didn't think it was that big of a deal. It was funny.
2cool4school: It was all in good fun, girlfriend. Forget about it.
Guest302: Okay, now I'm dying to know about this:-D
Sworddude3156: If you must know guest, we were just wondering who devilman really was. 4evermadman said he might be a 90 year old guy living off his parents while disturb said he might actually be a woman.
Guest302: Bwuahahahahahahahahahaha! (thinks he just shitted on himself)
Sworddude3156: Cool, we got another one with a sense of humor. Someone give him a Pepsi.
Guest302: Screw a Pepsi. Give me a damn beer, kid.
Sworddude3156: My kinda guy.
devilmansgirlfriend: There you guys go again. Making fun of devilman...
2cool4school: Good grief. Here YOU go again.
ParanoidGirl: Where's Punky? And disturbed, where you at boy?
Guest302: Punky's probably busy.
4evermadman: Probably busy spanking that devilman's ass. (o) Ah, man, there I go. Better shut my mouth. (shamefully lowers head)
Guest302: ROTFL
Sworddude3156: ROTFLMAO
devilmansgirlfriend: Punky, if you're reading this, you better read all that nasty stuff they said earlier about you and devilman. They said you were both doing it.
Guest302: (immediately goes to top of page to get the scoop)
2cool4school: Tattletale. Bet the kids in grade school hated your ass.
devilmansgirlfriend: PUNKY! PLEASE INVITE ME! I'VE BEEN GOOD HERE! SEE? INVITE ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
4evermadman: And you say I'm the immature one? See, this is probably why devilman never bothers coming here anymore.
2cool4school: Hey Punky? You still haven't answered our questions. So is this party for real?
Sworddude3156: Yeah, you still with us?
ParanoidGirl: Disturbed, you still with us too? Been awfully quiet.
2cool4school: Punky?
Sworddude3156: Something smells fishy. And it ain't my armpits.
Guest302: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Sworddude3156: Wtf?
Guest302: Just read those parts girlfriend was talking about. Genius! (o)
4evermadman: (o) Couldn't help it, lol.
Sworddude3156: (o) Spank it!
ParanoidGirl: (o)
2cool4school: (O) One that's been around.
Guest302:
devilmansgirlfriend: STOP THAT! YOU SEE PUNKY?!?! THEY'RE NASTY!
Guest302: Chill out, babe. Here, drink some beer (hands beer to her)
Sworddude3156: Amen, brother.
devilmansgirlfriend: YOU chill out, Guest! Just wait til devilman comes. Bet all you ppl will be whimpering like dogs. See, Punky? See how they're all like this? Now PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE INVITE ME! PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
4evermadman: Dude, I'm surprised Punky hasn't kicked this kid outta the chatroom yet. Punky, seriously, we got a mentally distressed girl here.
Guest302: Girlfriend, really, chill.
devilmansgirlfriend: Like I said before, devilman demands our respect!!!! You idiots should all behave yourselves!
Guest302: Sweetie, I just had a hard time at work and my bike just broke down. I haven't had a good laugh in a while so don't ruin the mood here. Relax and join the fun! Think of something funny. Make me laugh, babe.
ParanoidGirl: Glad you're having fun here Guest.
devilmansgirlfriend: I'm not here to make you laugh Guest. I'm here to chat with devilman.
2cool4school: Aw, man, that sucks. What kinda bike you got Guest?
Guest302: Yeah I am having fun here, Paranoid. Though, honestly, I didn't think so. In fact, I came here because a friend of mine said something was up.
Guest302: It's a Honda bike, btw. Red. I got another bike but my partner's borrowing it right now. Damn Honda bike keeps breaking down on me so I'll probably trade it in. You into bikes?
4evermadman: Hey, I have an awesome idea. Assuming the party deal is bogus, why don't we throw our own? Then invite devilman over?
Sworddude3156: Cool idea madman. I'll supply the beer and you supply the condoms. LOL.
2cool4school: Bummer Guest. Yeah, I'm into bikes! I'm saving up for one:-D
Guest302: That's a sweet idea madman, especially if there's beer involved. Though, what if devilman is a no-show?
4evermadman: Guess I'll be drinking all the beer by myself then. :-(
Guest302: LOL. I better join you then.
devilmansgirlfriend: Punky, still here? Please invite me! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
4evermadman: Please stop that...
Guest302: That's very unattractive, hon.
ParanoidGirl: Disturbed and Punky have been quiet for a long time.
devilmansgirlfriend: WHATEVER. I'll scream as much as I want here!!!
2cool4school: You suppose Punky has him in a private room? Talking about that party?
4evermadman: Yeah. Where is he? Punky, you ignoring us or something? Talk to us.
Sworddude3156: I think you might be right 2cool4school. Those two have been quiet.
ParanoidGirl: I think so too. And not to sound paranoid, but suppose disturbed was right about the party? If he was, devilman probably doesn't want anyone other than his invited guests knowing about it, which is why he's got that special password deal. Punky might be interrogating him as we chat here. Might want to know how much he knows.
Guest302: You're very perceptive, Paranoid.
devilmansgirlfriend: Whatever. devilman isn't like that. You're just being paranoid.
2cool4school: Just tried pming disturbed. No answer.
ParanoidGirl: Maybe I am. I don't know. Anyway, Guest, is it your first time here?
Guest302: Why do you ask?
Sworddude3156: Punky, I think you've kept us all in suspense for too long.
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4evermadman: WHOA!
2cool4school: Didn't see that coming.
devilsmansgirlfriend: NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sworddude3156: Both of them left.
ParanoidGirl: Oh man. Disturbed just up and left. Didn't even say goodbye. Very unlike him.
4evermadman: Worse, Punky didn't tell us a goddamn thing about the party!
Sworddude3156: Disturbed probably needed to take a shit. He'll be back. But damn, Punky. What a tease.
devilsmansgirlfriend: Come back Punky!!! PLEASE! YOU GOTTA INVITE ME!!!
ParanoidGirl: Maybe I really am right?
Sworddude3156: Man that Punky. What a slut. Comes in here acting all high and mighty and jerking us around. Then hightails it and leaves without a word. Bitch.
Guest302: LOL. Gotta admit, she really can be a bitch. Though, she's more of a nutjob than anything. She thinks the whole government is out to get her or something.
Sworddude3156: Really? I didn't know that. That crazy woman.
ParanoidGirl: Guess we have no choice but to wait for Punky to post something on the website. Though, at this point, I think she'll try to prevent other people from getting the scoop on this party. She'll probably deny the whole thing and keep everything under wraps. Label it as a rumor and nothing more.
devilmansgirlfriend: COME BACK PUNKY! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
2cool4school: If you're right Paranoid, you think Punky will ask us questions too?
4evermadman: Sorry, Paranoid, but maybe disturbed turned out to be a dud after all.
ParanoidGirl: I don't know. You'd think she would talk to us too in order to confirm everything disturbed told and didn't tell us. Honestly, though, I expected devilman to pop his head here. Seeing as how his secret party got out. He'd definitely want to know whether disturbed knows the password and if he leaked it out to us.
Guest302: Damn, girl, you a detective or something? Oo
devilmansgirlfriend: PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sworddude3156: Disturbed is just very disturbed. I bet half the stuff he said is bullshit and nothing more. Party my ass.
4evermadman: What a waste of time.
ParanoidGirl: I don't know... I've been chatting with disturbed for a year here…
Sworddude3156: I'm sending disturbed a virus for making such bogus shit.
4evermadman: Yeah. Bogus shit with a capital 's'.
devilmansgirlfriend: COME BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
2cool4school: Give it a rest already, girlfriend. She ain't coming back.
ParanoidGirl: Btw, Guest, you chat here often?
Guest302: Sometimes, sweets. Why? You interrogating me now, lol?
ParanoidGirl: No. You sound like a cool guy. I'd like to have you on my friend's list.
4evermadman: Yeah, me too!
Sworddude3156: Yeah man. You should hang out with us.
2cool4school: It's hard finding a normal-talking guy in this chatroom. The usuals here are all Satan worshippers who want to swallow my soul. Anyway, you should definitely join us here.
ParanoidGirl: We're all usually here at about this time. Anytime you're feeling lonely come hang out with us. OK? We don't bite as you can see.
Guest302: Thanks. You guys are a bright and lively bunch. I don't usually come to chat since, honestly, it's usually dull here. It's always 'I wanna meet devilman.' Nothing else. Then there's that other crowd, the ones who think devilman is some Satan worshipper trying to spread the faith. Or some shit like that. God, it's enough to make a man of my caliber sick.
devilmansgirlfriend: OH DEVIL MAN! HEAR ME!!!! I LOVE YOU! WHY AREN'T YOU HERE WITH ME?!?!?!?!
Guest302: ... I rest my case.
4evermadman: LOL
devilmansgirlfriend: SHUT UP! THE PARTY! DISTURB MIGHT'VE BEEN RIGHT! IF DEVILMAN KNOWS WE WANT TO GO THIS BADLY THEN HE'LL GIVE US THE PASSWORD! YOU JUST WAIT! RIGHT NOW YOU'RE BITCHING AT ME BUT WHEN I GET AN INVITATION TO DEVILMAN'S PARTY YOU PPL WILL BE BEGGING ME TO TAKE YOU WITH ME! AND YOU CAN BET I'LL TELL HIM HOW YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN MAKING FUN OF HIM!
Guest302: Honey. Baby. Sweetcakes... Four words: calm the hell down.
devilmansgirlfriend: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, JERK! I'M ONLY HERE FOR DEVIL MAN!
2cool4school: Lighten up.
Sworddude3156: Even if there was a party, like I said, he'd only invite his buddies. Not nobodies like us.
4evermadman: Suddenly I feel so depressed.
Guest302:You people don't even know devilman, or what he looks like. He could be a psycho. Or some overgrown Jabba the Hut kinda character. Why wanna go to his party? And I disagree. You guys ain't nobodies. You're a bright bunch.
ParanoidGirl: I guess we want to put a face behind the name. There's just something so mysterious about him and I'd love to confront that mystery.
4evermadman: I want to tell him thanks in person. I'm very much into the paranormal. Demons, witches, ghosts, aliens... the works. I ain't a cult member or devil worshipper though. Nothing like that. I'm just fascinated with the unknown. I'm even considering being a paranormal investigator myself. But my folks and everyone at school, they think I'm a loser and that I'm gonna turn into a madman. Over here, I feel accepted. devilman just makes me feel that way. I could learn about something and not be accused of being a heretic or something.
2cool4school: Same here. Everyone at school thinks I'm weird just because I like to draw devils. Truthfully, I find this place inspirational for my art. Yeah, my work is on the dark side. Twisted. But I think deep down, it's really about me staring into the void and not being afraid of it.
Sworddude3156: That was philosophically beautiful, man.
Guest302: Yeah, that was. I'd like to see some of your work since I find that type of stuff attractive too. Sword, your turn.
Sworddude3156: Ah, shit. I don't have anything as dramatic to say as the rest of you guys. I just wanna see that sword collection of his. I got my personal collection but it's shit against his. Damn, those photos in the gallery section ain't enough. I gotta see this guy's collection in person. I mean, it's like going to see the fucking Statue of Liberty. Talk about an out of body experience.
Guest302: I like you kid. And you, girlfriend? Why do you want to see devilman so badly?
devilmansgirlfriend: Oh please! Why am I going to explain myself to you? Gosh, you sound like you own this place. DEVIL MAN DOES! NOT YOU! Anyway, I'm tired. I'll come back tomorrow. Hopefully I'll chat with devilman. I'm his biggest fan and unlike you all, I don't make fun of him. He's too precious for any of that nonsense.
Guest302: Suit yourself, babe. Later.
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2cool4school: What a bitch.
Sworddude3156: Whatever. I think I'll call it a day too. Got an exam I'm supposed to study for.
4evermadman: It's past my bed time too. It was cool meeting you Guest. You're very enlightening.
Guest302: Yeah. You guys really were fun to hang out with.
ParanoidGirl: I hope we see more of you guest. Come here anytime you need a load off.
Guest302: I appreciate it. By the way, I'm going to send you four some stuff. Check your inboxes soon. You guys were awesome.
2cool4school: Thanks!
Sworddude3156: Dude, you're cool. I'll send you a couple pics of my sword collection. Ain't as cool as devilman's but, meh.
Guest302: That would rock, kid. Looking forward. Send me some of your art too, 2cool.
2cool4school: Most certainly! (feels like Pablo Picasso all of a sudden)
4evermadman: I'll check my inbox soon. Thanks Guest!
ParanoidGirl: Very sweet, Guest. Remember, you gotta make a permanent username so we can keep in touch with each other. 'Guest' doesn't suit your persona.
Sworddude3156: How about 'coolguy'?
4evermadman: Or 'spankthisthing69':-p
Guest302: LOL. Good names. But actually, kids, I already got a username.
Guest302 has changed his name to devilman
devilman: See you at the party, guys.
devilman has exited Devil Man's Dungeon Chatroom
Author: Hoped you digged this chapter. Next stop… Dante's Journal Entry 1!