Chapter 4: That's Illegal, Axel
Castle That Never Was
It was a dark night, and two souls were the only ones still awake during the late-night hour. Outside the gargantuan castle were Axel and Roxas, having what seemed to be a friendly conversation with one another.
"Wow, Axel, tell me more about how you became member of this organization," Roxas asks him, stating to yawn a little due to it being so late.
"Maybe next time, kiddo. For now, how about we got up to my room and get some rest," Axel suggests to him.
"To your room? Why there, I mean, I have my own…" Roxas questions sleepily.
"Don't worry, you'll be comfortable, especially right next to me…" Axel says with a sinister grin.
Then, as you would expect, they came.
"Hold it right there, pedophile!" said the pencil-necked dork and his partner Mog.
Axel looks at the odd couple and raises an eyebrow. "The hell are you two? And who are you calling a pedophile?"
The dweeb pulls out a arrest warrant and shows it to him.
"I've read fanfiction all over and see the numerous Axel-Roxas parings, and quite frankly, that's illegal, you know?" the joker informs him.
"Huh? What's that man talking about?" Roxas questions Axel in shock.
"Hey now! You're not gonna believe that crap, are you? Besides, I'm just letting him sleep with me until his room is finished being painted!" Axel tells him, getting a little pissed off.
"I'm afraid your words have no weight on the matter. My partner Mog here will now arrest you," the doofus says as Mog breaks out the cuffs and proceeds to apprehend the red-haired man.
"This is bullshit! Done in by fan-stories! When I get out of jail, I, Axel, will be coming after your sorry ass! Got that memorized?" he yells as them before Mog hauls him away.
"My my…didn't know the young man had such a potty mouth. Guess that's another filthy aspect of him I'll soon fix," the jerk says to Roxas.
"So…what am I to do now? Am I in trouble too?" Roxas asks him.
"Not at all. But for now I'll have to have you placed in protective custody until future notice. You'll be staying with Cinderella's Evil Stepmother for the next year," the dipwad tells him.
"WHAT?" Roxas yelps in horror, his mouth hanging open as he is immediately taken away by the duo.
Destiny Island
Meanwhile on Destiny Island, Sora was napping under a palm tree when he got a cell phone call from Leon. He wakes up and answers with a yawn.
"Hello?"
"Sora…this is Leon. We need you here. Something fishy is going on involving various people from the various worlds, and I want you to investigate."
Sora sat up and stretches.
"You got it, I'll be there soon," Sora says before hanging up.
He grabs his Keyblade and makes his journey back to Hollow Bastion to see what was going on.
Continue on to the next chapter!