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My Name is Somebody or A Town Called Mucho Loma
Narrator: Our heroes are trying to reach the rumoured treasure trove of Sepia Madre by hitchhiking across the desert.
Bullwinkle: Hello? Anybody here in this place? Going my way?
Rocky: This trail must be deserted. Like a ghost town.
Bullwinkle: Ghosts live here?! Oh, no! We've gotta hide, Rocky!
The frightened moose jumps up into Rocky's arms.
Bullwinkle: Hide me!
Rocky: Should I say zoinks right now?
Narrator: Meanwhile, Fearless Leader is persistent about his revenge on Boris Badenov.
Fearless Leader: Move it, schweinhund! Mach schnell!
Boris: Do I really have to plod around with all of our stuff, boss?
Fearless Leader: Yes. All of our schtuff. You asked for it, Badenov.
Boris: I really think we should have at least brought a leetle red wagon.
Natasha: But we're not carrying newspapers.
Boris: Shut up your-
Fearless Leader: Shut up both your mouths!
Narrator: The trio of terror seems to be moving very quickly. Our hitchhiking pals are still trying to hitch a ride.
Bullwinkle: A wagon train is bound to pick us up any second now.
(Several hours later at night)
Bullwinkle: Yep... any second now...
Rocky: Are you sure about this, Bullwinkle?
Bullwinkle: Sure I'm sure!
Narrator: Bullwinkle looks around for someone to ask for directions. Really clever of him, I know.
Bullwinkle: Let's ask that nice fellow over there.
Rocky: That's a cow skull. There must not be any food or water for miles...
Bullwinkle: Well, it's not a moose skull, so we should be fine. Do you know the way to Mucho Loma?
Cow Skull: Go down the road a few miles and turn left.
Bullwinkle: Why, thank you.
Cow Skull: S'alright.
Narrator: Our heroes run away in fear down the road. Doesn't that make you two seem a bit scared and yellow bellied at the moment?
Bullwinkle stops momentarily, gets out a can of yellow paint, and paints himself yellow.
Bullwinkle: It sure does, Mr. Narrator.
Rocky: Gosh, I've heard of Rawhide, but this is ridiculous.
Bullwinkle: You mean no hide.
Narrator: Will the intrepid travellers brave these deserted sands? Or will the grumpy general and his cronies get to Sepia Madre before our compadres? Be sure to stay tuned for our next episode, "Branded and Stranded " or "Wagon Strain ".