Deadpool was taking in what's going on, he had stolen a weapon arsenal from a deadly hellspawn, and ruined his perfect plan to troll set hellspawn. Now this was a slight cause of alarm for him.
However he had one last back-up plan. The panties of Pheonix would aid him in his time of need, because Spawn was right around the corner ready to attack.
Deadpool said to himself, "Almost 8 months for this!? I'm going to beat him upside the head!" His rage was enough to catch the attention off of the feaster of sins himself SPAWN! And he was furious!
"So , you have about 5 seconds to explain yourself before I decide which way I should kill you." Spawn said in a deep growly voice.
Deadpool then tried to eplain himself, "So it began like this, once upon a time there was a magic fairy who could enlarge your D%(#. Then one day, Spawn the Sad Shaft came along crying and in tears. The fairy asked him what was wrong.
Spawn the Sad Shaft explained that his shaft was also sad and he wanted the fairy's help..."
Before Deadpool could finish the Disney film that the vault would never let out, Spawn grabbed him by the throat and threw him across the moat that he built his giant FU fortress inside of.
But you can't keep a good maniac down, no way was Wade going to stay on the floor. So with a mighty leap into the air, Deadpool grabbed his two signature hand guns and fired away at Spawn. One problem, no matter how many bullets kept coming at Spawn he wouldn't go down either. So Spawn grabbed two gatling guns from... I guess gun space (seriously where do they come from?)
and proceeded to fire them at the Merc with a Mouth. Deadpool was overwhelmed and went down like a sack of bricks falling down the Sears Tower. Spawn slowly approached his fallen foe and stared at him. He was lifless, beaten to a bloody pulp by his own hands Spawn was somewhat satisfied that he was finally ended.
Meanwhile, At the bridge between Life and Death.
"Baby, wake up. I need some loving." A familiar voice called out to Deadpool.
"Wait, it's you. The one reason I want to die so badly." Deadpool said in a suprising tone of depression. "The mistress known as death."
"Now what have I told you before? No dying unless you really are dead!" Death told off DP "You know, come to think of it I do remember that. I also remember that handjob from hell." DP said to Death
After this the two gave a quick hug to eachother as DP was pulled back to the realm of the living due to his healing factor. Since he was now "playing dead" he had just enough time to startigize.
Spawn was about 15ft away from DP at this point, so a suprise attack was now an option. DP grabbed the ultimate fire panties from his back pocket and snuck up on Spawn, he was directly behind him.
"Hey, I've got a concern about this article of clothing you gave me." DP said as he poked Spawn's shoulder.
Spawn quickly turned around to getting blasted in the face with fire.
"They somehow emit giant-ass amounts of fire. Now I don't think that was in the agreement." Deadpool said with a giant smile on his face.
"You know, there are two things that piss me off in the world the most. The Violator, and fire...I HATE FIRE!" Spawn yelled at DP.
"You know what I hate? I hate things that go "You know what I hate?" That ticks me off." Deadpool replied.
Once again Spawn grabbed Deadpool by his neck and threw him into a wall.
"Who keeps putting these walls directly where he throws me?" Deadpool says weakly "OH I KNOW!" DP's Brain replies. "It's Adam West!"
"OF COURSE! That's right! He's Batman! It makes sense!" DP says happily
"Good God, even the violator wasn't as annoying as you." Spawn said "So...you hang out with pedofiles?" DP adds "Have you even read his comic?" One Hell of a Night asks DP "No! And get out of here! This isn't and OC fic get the F^*& out!" DP tells OHoAN "Fine, I'll just go to the end of the chapter and write my updates for the readers!" OHoAN says as he goes to the end of the chapter.
"Joke's on him, this chapter's not over yet..." DP gets interupted by THE END
One Hell of a Corner:
Hello everyone, it's me One Hell of a Night! Okay I know you're pissed about me not updating in a while, but things have changed slightly. I'm out a girlfriend and to be honest I'm still adjusting to life without one. But it's not to the point where I don't want to do anything anymore. Now as for DPBB, it will now be updated MONTHLY. I'm sorry but between work and school i can barley find time to write. ALSO this means the chapters will get bigger! So keep you're little heads up for the next instalment of DPBB!