{Hello and welcome to the, rewritten, Chapter 4 of What the Hell.

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Fortunately everyone enjoyed the food.

Well I say that but Maria, Giovanni, Petruccio and I barely got a crumb with the boys around. They had such big appetites! We literally had two seconds to grab something before the boys tucked in. I was especially sad because I barely got any of my own special veggie pizza and I couldn't have much else since Ben practically took the margherita one for himself.

Luckily I had planned ahead, since I already knew about Ben's huge appetite, and had made one extra pizza for the rest of us to share so we didn't die of starvation.

Since the dining table was full, I sat in the living room and ate my scavenged pizza in peace. I even got to listen to music while the others talked/stuffed their faces. It was the busiest but most peaceful time I had had since the Auditores had arrived.

"Abs?" came a voice which, all too soon, interrupted my quiet.

"Yeah?" I called back, not bothering to get up to answer my brother - who had an annoyingly loud voice.

"Have you got anymore pizza?"

"No, you, Ezio and Federico ate practically all of it!" I replied and I heard a few chuckles at that.

"Oh." Came the dejected, and slightly embarrassed, reply from my brother and I had to smile at that.

"You could go get some more if you're still hungry. Tesos should still be open."

I waited for a minute for him to give me his reply, I already knew the answer.

"Nah I'm okay." he said and my smile got bigger.

"Thought so."

Once everyone else was finished, I took the plates and cooking stuff and washed up while Ben explained the brilliant invention, the shower.

I'm glad I'm doing that, I'm no good at explaining stuff like that. Besides, Ben actually knows how it works!

I was just about done when the first Auditores, Ezio and Federico came down from their showers dressed in some of Ben's PJs. It was a pretty funny sight to a) see them in modern clothes and b) in clothes that didn't fit them at all. Ezio's were too tight and Federico's were much too short in both to top and bottoms. I had to cover my mouth to hide my smile though by the way they looked at me, they knew.

"Sorry, I can get you some more soon that fit you better."

"It is alright, these will do for now." Federico said while looking down at the PJs with disapproval. Ezo didn't look pleased either but didn't say anything, he just gave me a smile to tell me that he was alright with them for now as well.

"What are we going to do tomorrow?" Ezio asked curiously, obviously he didn't like the idea of just sitting around like both Ben and I did.

"I have no idea, I don't really plan ahead and my ideas for tomorrow have kinda changed now that you guys are here." I said and it was cute to see the men look almost apologetic about that. "Don't worry about it, this wasn't your fault."

"If you are sure bella." Ezio said sincerely and I gave him a reassuring smile.

"I am," I said just to end that subject. "right now, though, I have to figure out where you're all sleeping tonight."

The family house is a three bedroom which meant that three (or four, possibly five if shared) could sleep in those. My music room also has a camping bed tucked away in a cupboard in there so that made six. There was also the sofabed downstairs. Seven. After that I had no clue and there was one more person.

"I'm taking the sofabed!" Ben said, making me sigh as I realised the only other place was the cramped loveseat Ezio and Federico were currently sitting on.

"Can we do rock, paper, scissors? At least make it fair!" I said while trying not to sound like eight rather than twenty one.

Ben grinned and held his fist up as I held up mine.

"Okay, rock, paper, scissors... damnit!" I said as Ben beat me.

I'm going to get so cramped on that little thing.

"Why don't you let your sister take the bed? She plans on graciously giving it to one of us without complaint" Ezio piped up and I think he was trying to get Ben to be a gentleman and let me have the nice, big, relatively comfy bed. That was a long shot, as the last part of Ezio's speech suggested,but Ezio's gentleman manners were also very sweet and adorable.

"Nah, I'm the oldest and I won fair and square so I'm having it." Ben said, proving my point. He even turned the sofa into the bed and laid down on it to taunt me. "Ahh, so comfy."

Ezio frowned, along with me, but Federico looked like he definitely agreed with Ben. I felt a little sorry for Ezio at that point.

"Don't worry about it Ezio," I said, trying to reassure him, and his gentlemanly ways, that I would be fine with the loveseat. "I'll be fine on the loveseat."

"Are you sure? I would think you would be rather cramped on that." he said, looking at the loveseat then at me with concern.

"Honestly Ezio, it's fine. Please drop it."

He was hesitant to but nodded and didn't say anything else about it.

"Do you have a husband or lover bella?" Federico asked flirtily after everyone dissolved into silence and I was so surprised that I actually blushed. Ezio and Ben seemed as shocked as I was at his straightforward and seemingly random question.

"Actually I do," I said with a slight smirk after recovering from that shock. "I have a lover. His name's Danny and I've been with him for four years."

Surprisingly, Federico didn't seem bothered about rejection and instead continued to smile/smirk like he had been doing before.

"Ah of course, such a beautiful woman would not be available."

It took all I had not to let my jaw drop. I'd never seen someone brush off rejection so easily and he had technically flirted with me again too.

The look on Ben's face though was priceless. It was a mixture of sweet-line-man, dude-I-want-to-punch-your-face-in and oh-my-god all mixed into one hilarious expression.

Ezio just looked shocked as his brother was seemingly oblivious to our shock.

"What? Am I just too good looking that you all feel the need to stare?"

Normally that would have sounded cocky and arrogant but he said it jokingly so it was actually pretty funny. Smiles replaced our shock and we started laughing and joking around for awhile more.

"You gonna play your piano today Abs?" Ben asked when everyone else had arrived back from their lovely showers.

"You are going to play your quiet?" Ezio said with a both confused yet amused too.

"Actually, I'm going to play my quiet loud since its full name is piano forte. (True story!)"I said, slightly showing off my intelligence about my main instrument. I'm pleased to say that I got a few impressed looks after that (and an eyeroll from Ben).

"May we hear you?" Claudia asked politely though I could see she was very curious to see what it was.

"Of course," I said, happy to have a rare audience. "Follow me."

In around a minute or so, I was seated at my piano with the Auditores and my brother waiting expectantly as I thought about what I could play for them. In the end, I decided on a song from the French movie Amelie. It's called Comptine D'un Autre Ete.

As my right hand starts playing, I hear Maria and Claudia gasp at the sight of me playing different rhythm with each hand as well as press the sustain pedal with my foot. I knew to them I probably looked very awesome and skilled. It just took a lot of practice to master.

"That is impressive." I heard Giovanni say and that made me smile with pride.

"I bet that is not the only thing her hands are good at- ah! Father!" I heard Federico say much too loudly since I heard it. I was definitely pleased that Giovanni had shut the stupid flirt up.

"If you insist on saying such things, and especially at such a volume and in proximity of her then I will smack you upside the head."

"Thanks Giovanni!" I say as the piece comes to a close.

"You are welcome Abby." he replied and I could feel the atmosphere fill with stifled laughs and the tension that comes along with that. I also guessed that Federico was a little embarrassed that I actually heard it.

"That was wonderful Abby," Maria said as I finished the piece completely and turned to face them, kinda blushing at the mini round of applause I also got. "It is a pity one of my sons did not appreciate it." That was teamed with a fierce look to Federico.

That was it, everyone in the room, bar Federico and Petruccio (who had no idea what was being said), burst into laughter at Federico's expense. After Petruccio was filled in, even he laughed too. This light and happy mood continued as I played other, more upbeat, songs and even as we all went to bed - me on the small loveseat.

{Yes! I have finally rewritten it.

I hoped you enjoyed it!)