Stephen: "Ok! Ok! I think this is going WAY to far!"

Keely: "What do you mean???"

Meg: "???"

Stephen: "I mean..." (Laughs.) "They get married???"

Keely: "Oh shut up! Meg, that is SO cute! Don't listen to Mr.I don't believe in romance in cartoons! This is great! And then Sandy goes, 'You mean...' (She tries not to look Spongebob in the face.) 'You and...ummm...me???' And then 'My Heart will Go On' by Celine Dion starts to play out of nowhere!"

Meg: "Thank you, Keely." (looks at Stephen a bit apprehensively) "Spongebob turns even redder. 'Well, you know, it's just a...thought...' And he grins sheepishly." (sways along with the music)

Keely: "Aww! This is so beautiful so far." (Eyes start to get sparkly and teary.) "As I was saying. Then Sandy looks back up at Spongebob. "Oh. Ok, then. You um...you want a cookie?"

Meg: "Spongebob smiles and shrugs, and embarassed expression crossing his face. 'Uh yeah...' And he takes the cookie."

Keely: "BUT! They're hands touch, after they both attempt to pick up the SAME cookie!!!" (giggles.)

Meg: "OOh, I LOVE the hands thing!!" (sighs) "And so, of course, they both blush madly and pull away, giggling."

Keely: "And then umm...Spongebob looks at Sandy. And then he gets this looks on his face...like...WOW! And Sandy blushes, and then then it starts to rain harder, and the umbrella comes down. Spongebob and Sandy fall back out of their chairs. I guess...hmm..."

Meg: "And for added humor...Spongebob attempts to help Sandy up, but trips and they both end up in a pile on the ground."

Keely: "EEEK! SO CUTE! Ok, and then Spongebob stares at her with his BIG blue eyes. And she stares at him too. But...Oh! Then, an acorn hits his head, and he snaps back into reality, and they both get up, both blushing again."

Meg: "Yeah!! And then...they laugh (of course trying to relieve tension...and Spongebob suggests 'Well, maybe we should get back to our match...' "

Keely: "And then Sandy seems confused. 'But it's raining! Kinda hard too!' Then Spongebob laughs. 'I thought it would be kind of fun.' And Sandy suddenly leaps at him. Obviously she was tricking him again! I SO need writing practice!"

Meg: "Haha, that's fine XP It's a good way to learn! And so...Spongebob realizes that it was a trick...and...and...attacks back! Only it turns out to be more of a wrestling match than a karate spar, and Sandy ends up pinning Spongebob to the ground!" (smiles )

Keely: "Oh I gotcha! Ok! So Sandy, WITHOUT thinking, looking into his HUGH adorable blue eyes, gives him a kiss on the LIPS! On the lips people!"

Stephen: "Aww! C'mon!!! ON THe LIPS???"

Meg: (grabs Stephen by the hair) "YES, ON THE LIPS!"

Stephen: "Ouch! OK! UNCLE! UNCLE!!!!"

Meg: (lets go)

Keely: "You keep that wrinkly-chubby-man lips closed and let US do the talking!"

Meg: "Okay...and Spongebob gets this shocked look on his face, and blushes so bad that he looks like he belongs in a flower vase."

Keely: "And Sandy freaks out too. 'I'm sorry! I don't know how that happened. I'm REALLY Sorry Spongebob!' (She turns around, actually kinda sniffly!) 'It's ok, Sandy. I um...I didn't mind."

Meg: "And he puts an arm around her affectionately. 'Don't be too...uh...embarassed.' And he smiles really sweetly at her. 'Know something? You're a good kisser.' And he smiles shyly."

Keely: "OMG! That is SO cute!" (Bites lip excitedly.) "Sandy turns to Spongebob. sniff, Really?"

Stephen: "Okay guys, you really can't say that in a kids cartoon. It's a good line, but...I think it'll have to go." (guards his head)

Keely:"YOU let US do the talking! You can hide your noggin, but can you hide..." (pulls out record player) "..your ears???"

Stephen: (screams) "Alright, alright!" (shies away) "It'll work, okay, I'll make it work!"

Meg: (laughs) "And so...Spongebob looks SO adorable and cute when he's shy! OMG I've got the most cutest picture in my head." (sighs) "And so he nods. 'Yeah, really.' He looks a bit sheepish, but doesn't look away from her face."

Keely: "So, to help her feel better, and cuz he REALLY wants to, he kisses her back. HEEEHEE! On the lips! EEK!"

Stephen: (groans, but stays quiet)

Meg: "Ooh!!!" (squeals in girlish delight) "And when he pulls away...Sandy has this faraway look in her eyes, and this little smile on her face."

Keely: "Ok. I have to include that they are under the tree, and Sandy and Spongebob are still looking at eachother. But they are no longer shy. They KNOW they want to, so they do. They hold a LONG kiss right there. (whispers to Meg) "I know he is going to say something so prepare to threaten him with the record again!)

Stephen: "Aww come ON, romance is okay. In fact, I LIKE the whole romance situation...but a long kiss? In the rain?"

Meg: (glances at Keely) "Should we...?" (glances threateningly at the record player) (raises an eyebrow)

Keely: "Ohhh..I know what you mean." (Looks at Hillenburg with an evil smile on my face.) "You asked for it! Start it, Meg!!!"

Meg: (stuffs cotton in her ears) (turns on the record player)

Record: "Hey there boys and girlz! This is your old pal Strinky Wizzleteetz! This is a song about a whale..NO! This is a song about being happy! It's the happy happy joy joy song! Happy Happy joy joy happy happy joy joy Happy happy joy joy hapy happy joy joy joy! I don't think you're happy enough."

Keely: "Have you had enough???"

Stephen: "Alright, alright, ALRIGHT!" (covers his ears) "Again, I'll make it work!"

Keely: "Good boy."

Meg: (stops the player)

Keely: "Now to continue the story! It rains...HARDER! MUAHAHAHAAAA!!!!"

Meg: "And of course, Sandy really doesn't care to get too wet. I mean, she does have fur, ya know. So of course, Spongebob is mysteriously wearing a dry warm jacket. (how this is accomplished, I may never know)."

Stephen: (puts his forehead in his hands)

Keely: "I see where we are going. He looks at Sandy, and offers her to take it. How sweet! Ya know?"

Stephen: (stares at Keely like this 00)

Meg: "Yes!" (squeals again) "So cute!"

Stephen: "I would really appreciate if you'd stop making that sound..."

Meg: (covers her mouth) "Sorry."

Keely: "So Sandy takes it, smiles SO hardly at Spongebob, and wraps her arms...ALL the way around him. LOL! Time for the ROMANCE!!!"

Stephen: "Ok! Ok! Nothing like...you know!"

Keely: "But I was getting to the good part!" (crosses arms) (sighs)

Meg: "Much as I hate it..." (sigh) "I'm gonna have to agree with him on that one. Let's not take it too far...A little romantic staring, maybe another kiss...and we'll have to cut to the next day." (crosses her arms, too)

Keely: "You didn't think they wre going to...GASP!" (covers mouth.) "Ok. Not the BEST at explaining things! LOL! DXD!" XP

Meg: "GASP!" (looks at Stephen) "Tsk tsk!"

Stephen: "But I--Oh nevermind."

Keely: "Now to continue, they are giving eachother a HUG! Just a HUG! Nothin' else peeps! Ok. So then suddenly, the rain gets softer as the hug let's go."

Meg: "Yeah! And Spongebob just stares at her with those big blue eyes...smiling..."

Keely: "Stephen's right. It is hard to figure out a next part. Hmm...Can you help me out again, Meg?"

Meg: "Of course." (smiles) "Maybe we should cut to the next day...and have Patrick asking how yesterday went?" (grins)

Keely: "Oh yeah! That sounds good." (Looks at Stephen, switching looks at him and the record player) "What did you think Hillenburg, or should I say, Mr.I Don't believe in romance in cartoons???"

Stephen: (sighs) "It's better than actually having to draw the stuff...aw man, the guys are gonna kill me."

Keely: (Feels kinda bad for him.) "Listen buddy! You are great! Here," (Passes him the record player.) "Use this if they DO give you a hard time!"

Meg: "Yeah, it seems to work really well!"

Stephen: "Well thanks..."

Keely: "But remember...use it on us...and we pull your hair!"

Meg: (looks threateningly at him) "And besides, we've got a few more tricks up our sleeves." (whispers) "Right, Keely?"

Keely: "Right." (Pulls out a box of matches and looks at his doodles and paintings.) "We do!"

Stephen: "Hey, chill. So...what's the next part of the episode?"

Meg: "Ooh, someone seems a bit sucked in!"

Stephen: "Yeah, well..."

Keely: "Yeah! Don't be afraid to admit we DO have more talent than you!" (Eyes grow big.) "When you die can we take your place???" (covers mouth.) "Well...that was pleasant."

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Well...? I want to know what you think of the story, and I'm pretty sure SHE does too! So don't be shy...I don't bite! Hard, anyway...

Enjoy!