The Clean Sheet
Episode 4
"Hi my name is Ashton Taylor and I would like to tell everyone that Michael Cole likes to eat dicks" Ashton Taylor said starting the show wearing a John Morrison T-shirt.
"And I'm the sexy beast that likes to feast on the hearts of men…not to be mistaken for a whore, Danja" Danja said wearing a 'Hello I'm Awesome' T-shirt.
"I bet you're wondering why we're wearing these hideous shirts" Ashton said. "It's because John Morrison and The Miz got a hold of our web show here, which is clearly a lot better then there's, and decided to send us a video about their thoughts."
"Let's take a look" Danja said as the scene cut to Edge and Christian sitting in a dark room with the same shirts Ashton and Danja had on.
"Dear Ashton –bleep- Taylor and Stupid…-bleep-…Danja" Christian started before being cut off by Edge.
"We cant cuss, we don't have that type of privilege" Edge said. "But anyway This is the Shaman of sexy, John Morrison"
"And I, your chick magnet The Miz" Christian said.
"We have something to tell you two" Edge said.
"Yeah we don't appreciate your show…" Chrisitan said before the actual John Morrison and The Miz came in front of the camera.
"Hello I am the actual Shaman of Sexy" Morrison said.
"And I'm the actual chick magnet and WWE World Champion, The Miz" Miz said.
Edge and Christian had gotten up and walked away from the scene so that Morrison and Miz could sit down. As they sat down their logo for 'The Dirt Sheet' popped up in the background.
"Ashton Taylor and Danja, the new WWE Diva Tag Team Champions, I'm impressed" Miz said clapping. "You two actually had the balls to take our Slammy Award winning web series and make your own little spin off"
"Too bad your web show will never have a Slammy to its name. So I'd advise you two to stop while you're ahead" Morrison said as the scene cut back to an angry Ashton and Danja.
"Hey Miz and Morrison, I'd like to Slammy your mom's from behind" Danja said crossing her legs.
"I have no words right now" Ashton said. "But you two best believe that you will not live this down"
"I'm taking this piece of shit off now" Danja said taking off her 'Hello I'm Awesome' shirt to reveal a John Cena 'You can't see me' shirt as Ashton put on John's 'You Can't See me' hat.
"I would take my shirt off but I don't have on another shirt under here" Ashton said.
"Take it off" John Cena said coming into their segment.
"Look John I know you like boobs and all but you can't see them today" Ashton said.
"Please?" he begged.
"No!" Ashton insisted.
"Fine and when you two said you'd show me a good time I didn't realize that you meant super kick me in the face and steal my hat and shirt" John said.
"You'll live" Danja said. "Want to sit with us?"
"Sure" he said walking towards them as Danja stood up to let him sit down. When he sat down she propped herself on his lap and made herself comfortable.
"In other news, never go to a movie theatre with John Cena ladies, gentlemen, Melina's, Miz, and Morrison"
"Why? Don't tell me you guys recorded that" John said laughing.
"Of course Cena why wouldn't we? We like recording things in the dark" Danja said in an innocent tone while making small circles with her finger on his bare chest.
"Did I ever tell you guys how much I loved you?" John said.
Ashton shook her head at the two. "Roll the damn clip" she said as the scene cut to Ashton, Danja and John Cena going into a movie theatre.
"Do you guys have any extra cash on you? I only have enough to buy popcorn" John said as they stood in line.
"How do you come to movie theatres without enough money to buy a ticket?" Ashton asked getting a little upset.
"I forgot to ask your mother for some extra bucks" John said.
"Oh so we're doing mom jokes?" Ashton asked.
"Correction we've already been doing your mom" Danja said joining in causing John to laugh and give her a high five.
"You two disgust me" Ashton said moving up in the line.
"How about we sneak into the movie theatre?" John suggested.
"No" Danja said.
"Oh C'mon it'll be fun" John said.
"John just pay for your ticket like a normal person" Ashton suggested.
"Eh…no" he said walking out of the line and pretending to go to the restroom but sneaking into 'Scream 4'.
Danja grabbed Ashton's arm and followed. When they got into the movie theatre they could see Cena bothering someone.
"Hey Miz you don't deserve to be in the same movie theatre as me" John said as he looked at Christian as he once again portrayed The Miz.
"Hey John you're not going to talk to him like that" Edge said standing up as Morrison.
"And what if I do?" John said pushing Edge back in his seat.
"Don't do that to him" Christian got up and started flailing his arms at John who pushed him back in his seat.
"Miz watch yourself" John said.
"See what you did you made him cry" Edge said turning to a fake crying Christian.
"It's okay Miz, the big bad mean John Cena will leave you alone" Edge said rubbing his back.
John then looked at the ladies who were standing there with their arms crossed as the lights started to dim down. John then went and stood in front of them.
"You cant see me" he said waving his hand in front of his face as the previews started to show.
The scene cut back to Ashton, Danja and John at the studio. Danja was tugging and fiddling with John's dog tags as Ashton looked irritated.
"Never go to a movie theatre, and sneak in with John Cena because he will forget to get the snacks!" Ashton said looking at him who wasn't paying attention.
"What? I mean c'mon we would've gotten caught if we went back out there like Danja did" he said.
"Yeah and I now I cant go to a movie theatre in the state of Ohio" Danja said crossing her arms. "You know what John it's all your fault" she said getting off of his lap and walking off the set.
"But wait baby I'll change" he said following her.
"And in life there are winners, there are losers, there are stupid ass people like Miz and Morrison, and there are horny ass people like Danja and John" Ashton said.
"We are the WWE Diva tag team Champions, The Heartbreakers" Ashton said holding up her title alone.
"Be jealous" John and Danja yelled from the distance.
"Be jealous" Ashton said as Randy Orton came into the scene.
"You ready to go to the movies?" he asked only looking at Ashton.
"Yeah I just have to close up the show" Ashton said.
"Be jealous" Randy said to the camera and then grabbing Ashton as the show ended.