In this next chapter I've decided to mix this great movie I saw last week. Hopefully some of you know it.

Chapter 4

John's log 1/1/01a.d. (after destruction of REACH):

The people who say what day it is finally got it right for once.

I got to go now; captain McManus wants to see me. Said something about the fall of REACH and a covenant attack and some ring outside.

The Bridge:

"John, said Captain McManus. I need you to take this useless AI and protect her. Then I need you to get of this ship with her, my twin brother Murphy, and his marines. Go to the ring and start a resistance. I will be in to check on you soon. Oh, and by the way, Murphy is only a sergeant and complains that he should be co-captain. Here take this empty pistol and fight your way off the ship. Take care now."

"But Connor."

"I don't want to hear it Murphy. Chief, just to let you know, Murphy's a hell of a fighter."

John's log, the next day:

Damn captain was right about two things: Murphy's whining and fighting. The man knows his way around a pistol if you know what I'm saying. But then when we got in the escape pod, he whined his ass of that I did too much killing. I had to make up the difference though because the marines (all totaled) only took out one and a half elites. What happened to the other half, I'm not to sure about.

I gotta go, we're landing.

On the ring:

The escape ship was heading for an area of woods.

Boom! Crash, crash, crash, crash,

"Murphy! You here?" asked the Chief.

"Yes Chief. Is anyone else alive?"

"No."

"We should look for others and start that underground resistance," said Murphy.

"Yeah"

One hour later…

"Hey look a lifeboat," said Murphy.

"How come there crew is alive and ours isn't?" asked the Chief.

"Uh, I didn't kill them because they were being babies while your were hitting on the pilot and not caring what we were doing," explained Murphy.

"Yeah sure," said the chief. "How did you know I was hitting on her? Oh never mind. Anyway our mission is over."

About an hour later:

"Chief," said Cortana. "Captain McManus has been captured and is being held on a ship that has been stupidly placed right over there. You have to take these useless marines and save him."

"Okay…Wait, what?"

"Alright here's what you do. Sneak to the gravity lift were you have to wait for five waves of elites and grunts to die before you can go up. Then, you go up and kill the invisible elites that come in the door. Meander through the random hallways until you get to an empty jail room where I tell you that you have to keep going to the other jail room. By this time the other marines you brought are dead and there will be invisible elites again. Fight them off with the captain and the other captives. Then I will tell you that there is another drop ship that you have the captain pilot back to where we are setting up camp."

"Please repeat that again."

Well that is my next chapter. I kind of rushed it because I haven't updated in awhile. Please review. I'm trying my best to make you laugh so please. Oh yeah and thanks Mr. Staypuft and DexterMacoy for the good reviews