The screen fades back into Shadow sitting on his bed looking at himself as he mutters to himself, he had decided to NOT do a Dragonforce song after was going to do a song of a band that was less known, what that would get him more popularity for original something unique....he didn't know what song to do at the moment.
But he did know that it would make him the most badass Hedgehog on the planet....he knew he only had 3 hours left until the he was having difficulties...Big had came in and tried to comfort him but it didn't work like it usually did looked down at the ground as he frowned deeply, pondering what to do next.
Shadow looked upwards as he stood up a fist pump curing his somewhat annoyed state, as he ran out of his room and got to Big's had an idea that would make everyone love him more then they already did...yes.
He was going to rummage through Big's closet and get a badass rock costume out of that...but when he looked in he saw no rock costumes.
The only thing there was a....Froggy figured that this would do fine, and the kids would love him...and the women purred in the sexiest way imaginable as he suited up, and looked at himself in the mirror as he grinned at himself.
"I'm... I'm... so..... sooooo... damn sexy."
Shadow suddenly had a grin on his face as he looked at his hands....he knew what he was going to he was going to play it damn good, and no one was going to stop him from playing this particular song.
He knew this gave him the chance to win the whole thing, and he was going to kick Jet's just had the feeling in his gut, as if this was his destiny as if it was going to come flooding out of the tip of his penis and become sound.
Making everyone splooge themselves in sheer joy as he announced the name of it to himself.
"Chapter....Four..."
Shadow took a badass stance as he walked out into the main room where he was....he was ready for whatever Jet could throw his way.
And he knew he was ready, he wasn't going to back down from a challenge as big and epic as smirked as he gave a thumbs up to Big, as Big nodded seemingly understanding what those gestures meant when paired together.
As Shadow stared down Big for a split second before speaking.
"I'm ready to Challenge Jet at his own game, I'm going to shred my song with my I'm going to do it better then Jet could ever imagine."
"Your going to cheat aren't you?"
"Maybe."
Shadow grinned wide...a first for this black and red crosses his arms, as he turned to the door...looking at Big one last time before he was going to embark on his journey to the challenge arena.
Big smiled and Shadow, knowing this might be the last time he'll see him in this badass mood, as Shadow turned around and stepped out of the doorway, shutting it behind walked on his long journey down the road of extremeness, he then realised how he could get their quick and initiate the challenge that would make him famous.
Well...more famous then he was before as we all know Shadow has always been famous and probably always will be.
Shadow was nearing his destination, the bigass floating Bachelor's pad coming closer and closer to Shadow's range of grinned at the sight, he had a feeling he was going to win this fight...erm....guitar playing penis challenge.
He broke out into a dash but mind you this wasn't the extremely gay kind of dash that you'd expect to see from MAN, this was the kind of dash you'd see from a true badass.
That would leave you staring in awe and possible be inspired to hopelessly try to emulate this epic of course you'd fail but that's not the point...Shadow leaped up landing ont he wing of the bachelor's he walked in staring down Jet as he said.
"I'm going to kick your ass."
Shadow reached onto his back as he pulled out his guitar, Jet pulling his out at roughly the same time as lights flickered on....Shadow looking at the whole sitatuion from his perspective he had this grin on his face that would give him a certain arrogant seemed to be rather arrogant as well...staring Shadow down feeling as if this was going to be easy.
Both of them started playing their penises going incredibly fast as they began to sing at their respective parts of the song.
Jet happened to be playing Disciples of Babylon with his penis at extremeness epitutes...as he sang along giving off an aura of epic.
What?You expect me to type the lyrics of the songs for you?Screw you...just go to youtube and watch those songs while reading this fanfiction.
Later on we see them about to finish when Shadow finished perfectly activating a secret trigger on his shoe, causing it to "accidently" burn Jet's face and knock him to the ground messing up his song.
Therefore Shadow won...
Jet was at his knees his penis sore and stiff as Shadow stood above him a smirk on his face, Shadow knew he had won in this challenge against Jet as he helped him to his feet.
He looked at Jet as if he was a good challenge to his badass level, but not enough of a challenge to win against the great and allmighty looked upwards a look of defeat on his face as he latched onto Shadow's arms with his flipped Shadow out the window causing much pain and screaming, as Shadow hit the ground hard damaging his pride and his bones.
He looks up as he was falling as he yelled.
"I TRUSTED YOU JET! I TRUSTED YOU!" seconds before he hit the ground and went splat.
Shadow woke up in the hospital Big looking over him as Big suddenly was shoked from Shadow awaking and looked down at him grinning as if he had died and came back to life.
You see the fall had caused Shadow to experience his first ever coma...not long sleep like the 50 year one he coma, as Big gripped Shadow's hand tears of joy rolling down his he looked at Shadow some more...Shadow looking up at him smirking and chuckling at Big's emotional state.
As you see Shadow knew what would make the both of them happier then they had ever been in their that would cure the emotions drifting off of him.
"Let's have wild sex" said Shadow smirking.
-5 HOURS LATER-
Shadow and Big arose from the hospital bed as they looked into eachothers eyes the joy from their relationship getting back onto a stable road had appeared, as Shadow looked at Big and grinned some moar.
Shadow looked out the window of the hospital as he said.
"Shouldn't we be getting back home Biggy?"
"Yeah we should get back home..."
"Let's go Big!"
They rushed out of Shadow's hospital room raeping all that tried to stop them from leaving, as they realised that they didn't have any car or anything to get back home in.
As Big looked at Shadow greatly confused as Shadow then suggested that Big ride on Shadow's back, as Big accepted the offer and climbed onto Shadow's stood strong and firm still wearing the Froggy costume for some reason, as if Big was as light as a feather.
As he pulled out his chaos emerald and shouted.
"CHAOS CONTROL!"
As he got them home in an incredibly small amount of time, as soon as they stepped into the house and set Big down we see Sonic rushing into the room grinning, smirking and waggling his gay finger.
Shadow looked at Sonic with a simple "WTF" face, as Sonic realised he hadn't explained to Shadow why he was in his looked at his finger for a moment trying to come up with an excuse as one quickly popped into that tiny mind of his.
"I'm here to argue with you Shadow!"
"Argue....with me?"
"Yeah!Argue!"
"Why the hell do you want to argue with ME Shadow the hedgehog?"
"I dunno...cause I'm bored I guess?"
"...Idiot"
"I'm not an idiot you emo!"
"I'M NOT A FUCKING EMO YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
"YOU FUCKING ASS FACE!"
"BLUE FAGGOT!"
"CAT FUCKER!"
"FOX FUCKER!"
"Shadow you are clearly the worst husband in the history of the world...you fail at life and should die."
"Well...well...YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS!"
Sonic looked at Shadow for a moment looking as if the insult hadn't effected him for a split second as his eyes started to well up, and tears began to pour down the blue fags face.
Shadow grinned in Sonic's face as he pushed him lightly on the chest causing much effect as the tears in Sonic's face become streams of tears.
Going faster then the speed of sound following some gay ass rainbow for for something reason as Sonic ran out but not before saying.
"WHO TOLD YOU!?!?!?"
Shadow looks around for a second confused as he said...
"Hasta La Vista Bitch"
END CHAPTER