The Demon of Oz
(Chapter 4)
A Tin man?
Authors note- Rots, bad Rots! You shouldn't give out spoilers, that aren't really spoilers! I told everyone in the beginning that Shippo is the lion. Legnalos, the road is literally bloody, I mean bright red and everything… but, hey if Inuyasha was English I'm sure the road would be bloody (Shessy IS MINE! Grr... To you) SeeC that's odd…you think your cat's a cow… (Attempt at joke).
"This place is creepy," Kagome, whispered passing by a snickering tree, "All of the plants have faces," Inuyasha shook his head, "You're surprised by this? We were just abducted by fleas, skipping down a bloody road, with a TALKING SCARECROW! Oh, AND I'M YOUR TALKING DOG! How can a stupid bloody tree scare you?" Kagome gasped, "You're English?" Kouga laughed, "No, he's just a talking mutt," Kagome gasped, "You can talk?" Kouga and Inuyasha were about to hit her when suddenly they saw a tin man standing in the middle of nowhere.
"Why are you standing in the middle of nowhere?" Kagome asked, "I was waiting for you. I'm one of the random people you have to skip with," Miroku went to stroke her ass but then realized that he had no hand. "What's wrong?" "I wish I had a hand, but it was taken by Sango, the extremely hot witch," Kagome looked puzzled, "Why?" Miroku smiled, "I couldn't resist her beauty," Inuyasha pointed at Kouga, "We forgot to ask what you needed from the Jewels!" Kouga frowned, "I need Kagome to be my mate,"
Inuyasha slapped him, "Get over yourself," suddenly Shessomaru appeared, "I WANT THOSE RUBY SLIPPERS! THEY GO WITH MY LIPSTICK!" Inuyasha pointed his sword at him, "Where did you get that?" Inuyasha shrugged, "It's random?" Shessomaru nodded, "So is this…" then he lit Kouga on fire, "La ha ha!" Inuyasha looked up at him, confused, "What was that?" Shessomaru shrugged, "It was a sing-song laugh, now die!"
What will happen next, yada, yada, yada, and all that fun stuffiness. Inuyasha and Shessomaru are confuzzled, and stuff. Bye! La ha ha!