The Sora chronicles

Ch.7 Roxas

By KHChronicler/The Chronicler

Roxas smiled and replied, "Hello Sora." But soon his friendly greeting turned into a burst of laughter. Eventually Roxas managed spit out a couple of words, "Sora…w-what happened to you. Your face looks the same as when Kairi slugged you, when you stole some of her candy." While his counter part was seemingly laughing on his ass, Sora remembered that day…unfortunately for him.

It was 1 year ago and Kairi was holding a sleepover. Roxas, Riku, and him were invited to come. At first everything was great. Everyone was drinking soda, they played rock band with the song sweet home Alabama, and the best of all…Throwing Riku of the stairs. Of course he didn't think it was that fun. But unfortunately it ended badly for Sora.

Early in the morning Sora woke up and went to get a drink, but instead found a jar of blackberry Warheads. Sora couldn't resist its everlasting glow; even the everlasting glow was coming from the light bulb in the refrigerator that Sora left open. Sora attempting to open the jar but it felt like was glued shut, of course if Sora just looked closely enough he could have opened the jar by twisting it to the left. So Sora had the greatest idea ever…throw it on the ground...obviously this isn't one of Soras' brightest ideas. Personally I just think he isn't a morning person, besides being a(n) idiot.

So when the glass finally broke, Sora dove for the warheads like no tomorrow. Of course the idea of Kairi being a light sleeper never occurred to him. So while having his all you get eat warheads. Kairi was grabbing a baseball bat, she also got a 4inch. pole but that's a story that's best never told. And Very slowly and quietly, Kairi tiptoed behind Sora it loose. Sora did cry for Roxas and Riku for help but occurring to them they were both wearing earmuffs. After that beating, his mom didn't even look at in the eye anymore…actually she never looked at him for 4 weeks total.

Sora peered across from the image of Roxas to see his reflection. His face did look horrible but not as bad as what Kairi did to him...Sora still has nightmares. After Roxas stopped laughing, Roxas asked Sora, "Oh by the way Sora, what happened to you"

"What are you talking about? I just got ass handed to me." Sora replied

"Yes I know that, but what I mean is that dark glowing stuff around you, and that creepy voice. Why didn't you tell me that you could do that?"

Sora stared at Roxas and asked, "What glowing stuff?"

"You know, when your eyes glowed yellow and your skin became black… You pretty much looked like a heartless with a keyblade." Roxas Explained.

Sora stared at Roxas in disbelief, "Roxas have you drank Riku magic potion again?"

"Yes, but that's not the case.", Roxas replied and than explained, "Sora you basically became amazingly powerful, if you don't belief than ask yourself what happened to Ixan. Your, ummm, 'Dark-self' basically obliterated him, With something called 'Dark Canon'."

Soon Sora remembered that name but didn't know why. "Could you repeat that name again?" Sora asked Roxas while shaking. "Yeah, you called it 'Dark Canon', Sora are you okay. You're shaking like crazy." Sora Stared at his hands and whispered, "I remember…" and fell on to the ground. "Ah crap, not now Sora. Couldn't have had a Seizure, you know, AFTER WE SAVED THE WORLD!!" Roxas yelled at the shaking Sora.

Authors note: I'm finally getting back to the Sora Chronicles back on its feet. Again I'm Sorry for the long delay. Some of these jokes came to me by the help of Kelly and Tear from Demyx Time.

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