Yay! Long chapter! (and Raoul bashing). W00T!

Meart: you say "yay!" waaaaaaaaaay too much...

Emof: Yeah, and you spend way too much money on plane tickets to the Gobi Desert... (inside joke)

Meart: STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEEE! (SOB)

Emof: Not make of you? Then how can we finish the fanfic? XD

ACT 1, SCENE 3

(In Christine's Dressing room...)

Madame Giry (walking in): Okay, good job, Christine.

Christine: That's it?!? AFTER ALL THAT, ALL I GET IS A "GOOD JOB, CHRISTINE"!!??!?!?!!?!??!?!!?

Madame Giry: Yep. Well, actually... no. I lied.

Random people there for no reason: Oh no she DIDN'T!

Madame Giry: yeah, yeah, whatever. This came for you. (Pulls rose out of pocket and gives it to Christine) There. That's from you-know-who.

Christine: uhm... who?

Madame Giry (walking off with a sweatdrop): Oy... if he's so smart, why can't he invent a way to give Christine a brain?

Andre and Firman (barging in): HELLO, PEOPLE!!!! LET'S GO GET DRUNK AFTER HAVING A VERY SHORT PLAY THAT WAS ONLY 10 PARAGHRAPHS LONG!!

Emof: Yeah! Then we'll have an excuse to throw Meart out the window!

Meart: You evil child...

Firman: Hey, Mr. Roul person! I know some one you don't know-

Andre: I know someone you don't know! Yogi, Yogi! I know someone you don't know! Yogi, Yogi bear!

Emof: I still don't get that song... (blames Meart)

Raoul: Okay... someone needs a time-out...

Meart (utterly drunk): We don't listen to you! You're a fop, I say! A FOP!!!

Emof: Actually, I agree with Raoul; you really do need a time out... Why do I feel like washing my mouth with soap right now? (Goes off to do that)

(Firman and Andre lead Roul to Christine's dressing room)

(In the dressing room:)

Christine (seeing Raoul): AHHH!! FOPPY STRANGER!! SAVE ME!! WHO ARE YOU!!! HELP! AHHHH!!!

Raoul: It's me, Raoul.

(Christine stares blankly at Raoul for a few seconds)

Christine: Oh yeah... AHHHH!! STRANGER!!! SAVE ME! TAKE MY HAIRCARE PRODUCTS AND LEAVE MY ALONE!! SAVE ME! SOMEBODY!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Raoul rubs temples)

Raoul: Remember, I got you your scarf back when we were children?

Christine: Oh yeah... now I remember. AHH! STR-

(Raoul puts hand over Christine's mouth)

Raoul: Why are you still yelling? I thought you knew me!

Christine: I do; I just like screaming "stranger" at the top of my lungs (Does anime happy face)

(Christine punches Raoul in the eye)

Raoul: Hey! (Ow!) What was that for?! You can't touch my beautiful foppy face!

Christine: For getting me back my scarf! I hated that scarf and I was trying to get rid of it, and you just had to go and save it!

(Christine gives Raoul a roundhouse kick, and remember, Christine is wearing big, pointy, high heel shoes)

Raoul: Hey! (ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!) When in the world was that for?

Christine: For leaving in the middle of my performance!

Raoul: How would you know I did that?

(Christine takes out a remote and presses play, and a DVD player and a TV system from the future materialize out of nowhere, showing the Phantom of the Opera movie and the Think of Me part where Raoul sings his little lines)

(Christine taps her foot impatiently, waiting for her answer as Raoul gets nervous)

Raoul: Fine! I'm sorry!

(Christine does some sort of painful wrestling move to Raoul)

Raoul: OKAY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR! (ow! hurts to talk...)

Christine: I just like beating you up. (Does happy anime eyes)

Raoul: this visit is turning out to be a very painful one...

Meart: no kidding...

Raoul: Hey, how did you get in here?

Meart: I'm the co-authoress! I can do anything!

Raoul: But-

Meart: Do you want me to write you out of the story? My co-author and I will do it.

Raoul (Turning back to Christine): Anyway, Christine, would you stop trying to kill me if i took you out to dinner?

Christine (with shifty eyes): hm... (plots, plots, plots)...maybe...

Raoul: okay... so, I'll go get the carriage while you change?

Christine: okay. get going.

Raoul: uh...

Christine: well?

Raoul: uh...

Chistine: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?! GET GOING!!!!!!!

Raoul: I cant!

Christine: WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU, CRIPPLED OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Raoul: I WILL BE IF YOU DONT GET OFF ME!

Christine: ...oh... right...i knew that... (gets off Raoul)

(Raoul runs away, screaming something about an attempted murder and portly pickles)

Christine: hmm... such a lovely, nice mannered, little crazy person...

(Ten million years later...)

Christine: you know... I think something was supposed to happen between then and now...

Director: REWIND!!!!!!!!

Christine: hmm... such a lovely, nice mannered, little crazy person...

Phantom: I think I have some lines here...

Director: CUT!!!!!!! REWIND!!!!!!!

Christine: hmm... such a lovely, nice mannered, little crazy person...

Phantom: ...what? OH! Christine! Take a look in my freaky miror of death and be transported into the millionth demension!

Christine: er... okay! (Steps into mirror)

Raoul: My Christine sentences are tingling! (Runs to her dressing room and hears her and the Phantom) I am stupid, so I cant figure out how to open this door to rescue the love of my life... If only I could figure out this doorknob-contraption-thingy! hm... you'd think I'd at least be calling for help or something...

WARNING: More Raoul bashing ahead! (Of course, that's not really a bad thing...)

Oh, and if anyone wants to help me and Meart plot to blow up 19th century Paris to kill Raoul please pm me!

Next time, a look-a-likes, a swimming lesson, and even more look-a-likes! Don't miss it!