[I never got an answer, because right then Sasori's fist smashed into the door.]

"Dammit Sasori, you're paying for that!" I hissed.

…

Whoever said living with the Akatsuki was a dream come true obviously never lived with the Akatsuki. After I got Pein-sama to, pffft, "lecture" Sasori and Deidara, we went back downstairs to find the rest of the Akatsuki getting bored… and hungry.

"I'm fucking starved! Does this shit-hole have food?" Guess which bundle of joy said that.

"Yes I have food but how the hell am I supposed to survive for two months with eleven people to feed and no money?" I fretted, staring at my meager food supply conveniently located in my small pantry. "If you're that hungry, I'll make ramen."

It took 14 packets until they all were satisfied. Hidan, the ass, ate the most. Thank Jashin Konan was around to help me. After Hidan shut the hell up after eating, I went on the computer.

Everyone except Zetsu, Pein-sama, and Tobi crowded around to see what I was doing.

I got on Facebook. I had to tell someone I had the Akatsuki living with me before one of them killed me.

Just so Pein-sama wouldn't flip that I was telling someone about their being here; I decided to ask for permission. "Pein-sama, can I notify my friends that you are here? There are only two who need to know." Because, truth be told, I would only tell those two.

"Do they need to know?"

"Honestly, they do." That statement was so true.

"Then you may."

Sasori read my name on the screen. Tails. I snickered. I would never in a million years tell them my real, and retarded, name. Even my friends called me Tails.

Itachi saw my profile picture. I was glad it wasn't that half-naked one of him…

"Is that me?"

"Yes." I grinned.

Just my luck. The exact two people I wanted to talk to were online! I went over into the group chat.

The chat went as follows:

Tails: Lex? Serra?

Lexi: =D Hey Tails!

Serra: ^-^ hey Tails~

Tails: Whatever I say, I swear to Jashin that I'm telling the truth.

Serra: what?

Lexi: What is it Tails?

Tails: ...Akatsuki

Serra: Lol what?

Tails: Over at my house…All of them.

Lexi: O.o as in cosplay?

Serra: Why the hell would you have cosplayers at your house without inviting me?

Tails: No you idiot! Where in Kira would I find 10 cosplayers that look exactly like the Akatsuki? _

Lexi: Then what are you talking about?

Tails: I HAVE THE REAL DAMMED AKATSUKI AT MY HOUSE AND THEY ATE ALL MY RAMEN!

Serra: lol XD

Lexi: Pfffttt o.o

Tails: I'm serious!

Serra: WTC? Have you been reading fanfics again?

Tails: D= of course =.= of course you wouldn't believe your best friend. You want proof?

Serra: Duh

Lexi: Take a picture – one that isn't generic or anything.

Tails: Wouldn't you just recognize my house?

Serra: Good point.
Tails: Okay BRB

Lexi: k

I turned to the Akatsuki, who were reading over my shoulder. "Did you understand any of that?"
"Most of it," Itachi shrugged.

"Okay. They want proof so I'm giving them a picture." I grabbed my camera off the desk. "Okay Deidara, stand next to Itachi. And…whoever wants to be in the picture move over here."

The picture ended up with Itachi slouching, not even looking at the camera. Deidara had his left arm on Itachi's shoulders, waving at the camera as his mouth-hand grinned. Hidan was in the back, flipping off the camera and Konan was about to smack him. Zetsu had somehow made his way into the picture, standing in the shadows.

"Well that picture looks rather…interesting." Zetsu commented.

I thought it was rather amusing…I uploaded it to Facebook and tagged Lex and Serra in it.

Back to the chat:

Lexi: HOLY SHIT

Serra: Are you serious? Did you see Dei Dei's mouth?

Lexi: And Zetsu?

Tails: Do you believe me now?

Serra: We're COMING over!

Tails: As much as I'd love to see you, I can't feed anyone else =_=

Serra: =.='' that's the only reason?

Lexi: See you tomorrow~

Tails: Shit. Bring food! I have to go. Deidara's about to kill Tobi.

I quickly logged off and shut down the computer, running to Tobi's aid. I can't believe Madara hadn't killed Deidara yet!

"Tobi is a good boy!" You all know who said that.

"Like hell you are, un!" You all know who said that, too.

"Oi! What's wrong?" I sighed like a mother dealing with her misbehaving children.

"Tobi wouldn't stop bugging me!"

"So you're going to kill him?" I raised my eyebrow. "Did he say sorry?"

"Yeah but I'd rather beat the little shit."

I smacked him. "Idiot. Leave Tobi alone." He let go of Tobi.

"Tobi thanks Tails-chan~" He said.

"You're welcome, just don't get on Deidara's nerves." I sent him off.

~Massive time skip~

After it started to get late, I assigned them rooms. There were a total of 6 rooms in my two story house, along with 3 1/2 bathrooms counting the one in the master bedroom. The master bedroom was downstairs and it was my mom's. No one was to go in there except for females. 5 rooms were upstairs, along with 2 of the bathrooms. One of the 5 rooms was my sister's. Again, no one was to go in there. I drew a small map and labeled each of the rooms. There was "My room, room 1, room 2, and room 3". My room was right next to room 1, which was by room 2, which was next to my sister's room, and the 3rd room was across from that.

Pein-sama, Itachi, and Tobi got room 1.

Hidan, Kakuzu, and Deidara got room 2.

Sasori, Zetsu, and Kisame got room 3.

Konan was with me. Lexi and Serra were also going to room with me when they came over.

Sasori told me he wasn't going to sleep, and I was fine with that. He was a puppet. He never ate either...

So finally, this day was drawing to a close.

I really am tired. Who knew?

Night then.

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SoulCrona: Don't ask me why I uploaded it. Well, let's just say Lex wanted me to and I had no real reason to not upload it.