Ok this version is a little different, it has an extra sentence. She accidentally put it in a review, though how, I have no fucking idea. She's an idiot, I guess? Or maybe she wanted me to have it? She want's attention. Wow.
i dont need atenten fom u
STOP FLAMING DA STORY GO MA IMMORTA
MCR ROX
DA TITLE HAS BEAN CHANGED 2 Welcome 2 Da Black Parade
What was it before? Can someone tell me in a review?
it says so in da sumry idit
We went 2 da front of da buildang (geddit, dang) and i stood there. i did a spell and all da preps and posers died.
"YAY!1" WE SHOUTED. nOW wE CouLD GET ica CREA,M. More imporanly was dat Harry da poser wiyd staph boderin ma. we went inside and i gassssssssped.
I had no idea preps could stop them from getting ice cream.
preps hat ica cream.
Is that some kind of "goffik" weakness? (It's like a whole other troll culture.) And how dare you say Harry leaving is more important than your friends getting ice cream? Selfish bitch.
it is.
Oh and Eternity is a snake.
no shes a vampy wich
It was... H._...-...-...-.-.-.-.-..A...-...-...-...-...-...R ...-...-...-...-...-...R...-...-...-...-...Y!11111 111111111111
What is with the fucking hyphens?
dere 4 suspense
HARRY DA POSER!
I thought "da posas" were dead?
exaty
(a good place ta stahp but ill continue cuz its short i want 2 plz ma goffik reviowers)
WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP?! AND THERE IS NO "GOFFIK REVIOWERS"! NOT ANY THAT LIKE YOU, THAT IS!
yes dere r loa=ck.
"i told u i warent a poser," Harry said. I hugged.
"YEA! U CAN BE DRACULA!"
"DRACULA FTW!" Dark'ness said.
"Should we kill all the preps and poseas or just da ones in hogwarts?" Tempest asked.
"Duhjust in hogwarts. If everyone is goffik no one is goffik." I said wisely.
That... is kinda smart.
dank u
"Ur rite." We went inside an saw a posta for a concert
"Pluz we need slaves."
"good point."
Never mind.
waqt im still smart
MCR GC EVINESCENE TREE DAYZ GRACE PARAMORE R AT HOGSMEADE IN 5 MINS the posta said.
How does it say it's in 5 minutes?
its magic.
"LETS GO