Aimi: okay welcome back everyone! I'm sure you're all excited for your next couple sets of truths and dares!
Saix: no were not
Axel: finally something we can agree on
Aimi: oh come now you guys, where's your excitement? Where's the spirit?
Saix: gone along with any of my dignity
Aimi: oh don't flatter yourself Saix, dear. You never had any.
Saix:…..
Aimi:…anywayss we have another special guest today…. Welcome Kelxik!
Kelxik: hey guys
Xemnas:….ahhhh another weirdooo!
Aimi: and to start this off…. These are from Animeluver4evertimes2
I'm back! XD Did y'all miss me? No? Well, too bad! I'm back, and armed with dares galore!
Xigbar: why are these the same people?
Aimi: *reads and cringes*
Axel/Roxas: Okay, I read somewhere that the producer of Kingdom Hearts was actually going to make you two a couple, but, since Americans strongly dislike that, didn't do it. But, I can see that you two DO in fact love each other. :) And, don't deny it! I have PLENTY of proof! *Holds up folder of material* So! I want you two go on a date! Anywhere the author wants, and you two have to hug and kiss at the end of it! XD
Axel:….
Roxas:….
Axel:…. I don't want to do this
Aimi: well…too… bad
Roxas: you don't like it either
Aimi: *shrugs* a dare is a dare *teleports them to a fancy Italian restaurant* have fun you guys Xion: Yeah, I don't really like you very much... You killed me so many times... But, after a while, Winnie the Pooh's mini games became harder than you. So, you must become Vexen's new test subject!
Vexen: Do whatever you want to Xion. Have fun.
Xion: EH?
Vexen:… oh Christmas came early this year! *grabs Xion* lets go test the dangers of splitting cellular molecules!
Xion:….wait mine?
Vexen: don't worry it won't hurt after a whileAimi: poor girl *sighs*
Saix: As a joke weapon, you weild a Giant Banana. Why is that? I mean, it makes me laugh whenever I use it. :D
Saix: because…I like bananas…..
Aimi: is that it?
Saix: yes…
Aimi: giant bananas?
Saix:….yes
Aimi: oh err okay
Zexion: Do you still like Sea Salt Ice Cream? If you do, here you go! If not, well, I'll give you a pie instead. :)
Zexion: no need for either…. I have plenty
Aimi: a secret stash? WHERE? WHERE?
Zexion: not telling
Aimi: -_- fine… just wait…it will be asked
Demyx: Act as Sonic the Hedgehog for the rest of the chapter! And, even DRESS like him! XD
Demyx: Sonic? Uhm
Aimi: *hands him a costume* go change
Demyx: errr okayyy
Aimi: Xemnas: Here's a cookie. Enjoy
Xemnas:…..is it poisoned?
Aimi: I highly doubt it
Xemnas:…..
Aimi: eat it
Xemnas: excuse me?
Aimi: you heard me….EAT IT
Xemnas: okay okay! *takes a bite* hey its not so bad- *faints*
Aimi: oh dear…..next
Marluxia: Why do you control wind? And flowers?Marluxia: because both wind and flowers are essences of beauty
Aimi: beauty… right
Marluxia: they are beautiful…just like me
Xaldin: *mutters* well I beg to differ
Marluxia: excuse me?
Xaldin: nothing
Demyx: *comes back* how do I look?
Kalxik: like a blue hedgehog
Aimi: now practice running fast the rest of this chapter
Demyx: errr okay *runs*
Aimi: faster! No FASTER! Run until you're on fire!
Demyx: is….that…. possible?
Aimi: *shrugs* okay next set are from Kelxik himself!
The Band: sing 'digital love' by daft punk. if you need help, i'll be glad to join.
Zexion: our drummer isn't here
Aimi: no problem… Kelxik…. Can you do the drums?
Kelxik: I'd love to *runs to the drums* let's do this!
Zexion: *begins playing the keyboard*
Xigbar and Demyx: *begins strumming the guitars*
Zexion: Last night I had a dream about you
In this dream I'm dancing right beside you
And it looked like everyone was having fun
the kind of feeling I've waited so long
Demyx: *strums* Don't stop come a little closer
As we jam the rhythm gets stronger
There's nothing wrong with just a little little fun
We were dancing all night long
Xigbar: The time is right to put my arms around you
You're feeling right
You wrap your arms around too
But suddenly I feel the shining sun
Before I knew it this dream was all gone
Kelxik: Ooh I don't know what to do
About this dream and you
I wish this dream comes true
All: Ooh I don't know what to do
About this dream and you
We'll make this dream come true
Why don't you play the game ?
Why don't you play the game ?
Xaldin: what game?
Saix:… I just lost the game
Luxord:… shut up Saix…just shut up
Aimi:…. That was….awesome… work on it…. Kelxik? You wanna do the rest?
Kelxik: I'd love to…..Marluxia: go make a speech in every country stating that you are gay. if you deny so, i will be there to pummel you until you do. either that or the room. your choice.
Marluxia:…. How do you say that in Chinese?
Luxord: wo hen gay
Marluxia:…. Japanese
Xigbar: watashi wa….gay….desu
Kelxik: oh how great! You'll have two more with you!
Luxord:…
Xigbar:….screw you
Kelxik : Saix: go to a justin bieber concert and go all insane over him.
Saix: who?
Xemnas: Justin Beaver?
Aimi: no Bieber… you idiots
Marluxia: is he any good?
Aimi: many would argue that he's gay
Saix: oh lord -_-
Kelxik: *hands Saix a ticket* now go have fun!
Saix: whatever….
Kelxik: Zexion: here's some monster. drink it until you get extremely hyper.
Zexion:…. *drinks*… ugh
Aimi: you okay?
Zexion: yea.. I'm….OH WHAT IS THE MALTED LIQUOR WHAT GETS YOU DRUNKER QUICKER WHAT COMES IN BOTTLES OR IN CANS? BEER!
Aimi: total déjà vu…
Axel: hey guys were ba—
Zexion: HI THERE AXEL! MY BUDDY OL PAL! YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD? BECAUSE I DON'T AHAAAHAH ISN'T THAT FUNNYY? OH HELLO ROXAS HOW DO YOU DO?
Roxas:…. Wha—
Aimi: he's hyper
Roxas: ahhh
Aimi: now… *re-reads* now before I forget….hug and kiss
Axel:…pardon?
Aimi: you heard me
Roxas:….. *turns to Axel*
Axel: wha..hey Roxas you're not really gonna mfphh
Roxas: *pulls away a second later and hugs*
Axel:…. *faints*
Kelxik:…. Oh dear…
Aimi:….You did it so willingly
Roxas:…. Not really… I'll have to brush my tongue a lot later…
Kelxik: Roxas: go watch a bunch of horror movies.
Roxas:…. Like what?
Aimi: paranormal activity
Roxas: huh?
Kelxik: that stuff was funny what are you talking about?
Aimi: that shit was as scary as hell
Vexen: *comes back in* hi guys! I'm done experimenting! *drags Xion behind him*
Aimi:…. I….think I…. need to sit down a bit
Roxas:…. *faints*
Vexen: what? She'll be fine in a few—
Xion: *wakes up* oi my head.
Vexen: see?
Roxas:… *wakes up* arghh
Kelxik: now…. Roxas… *hands him a few DVDs* go watch all of them
Kelxik: Xion: have you ever thought of you and roxas being together as a couple before? and did you enjoy your date?
Xion:…. Well…. He deserves Namine more…
Kelxik: are you feeling unworthy?
Xion: n-no
Aimi: did you at least enjoy your date?
Xion: mhm
Aimi: okay good… these next ones are from organization13girl
Thanks everyone!Sorry Xemnas,but I like someone else in the organization.*looks at Zexion.*Anyways!
Xaldin:….great.. it's the crazy girlAimi: Xigbar:Be proud you are a butterfly now!Go to Publix.I have brought some Xiggy fangirls there to wait for you.
Xigbar: …. I have fangirls?
Aimi: sure do
Xigbar:…wow….
Aimi: now go and wow them!
Xigbar: on it! *runs out of the castle*
Saix:…*comes back in* Baby baby baby ohhh
Aimi: oh my goddd .
Saix: baby baby baby noooo
Roxas: *crawls back in*…the…..grudge…. its coming after meee
Aimi: oh dear…. You made him watch the grudge?
Kelxik: in Japanese…. it's a lot scarier actually
Aimi: what else?
Kelxik: erm this other dvd called the "Dark Tales of Japan" Crevices was as scary as hell
Aimi: anything else?
Kelxik: uhmmm *whispers to Aimi*
Aimi:…. No way
Kelxik: yep
Aimi: you really showed him Larxen—
Kelxik: shush! Between us okay? And well him too
Roxas:….so…..argh!...scary
Kelxik: Lexaeus:Nice work on getting out of give us your opinion on every individual in the .
Lexaeus:….
Aimi:…. Xemnas?
Lexaeus: mean
Aimi: Xigbar?
Lexaeus: too carefree
Aimi: Xaldin
Lexaeus:…. Ponytails don't look good on him
Xaldin: WHAT?
Aimi:Vexen
Lexaeus: nerd
Aimi: Saix, Axel, Luxord
Lexaeus: quiet, loud, cheater
Aimi: Zexion, Marluxia, Larxene
Lexaeus: he reads porn, gay, and violent
Aimi: Demyx, Roxas, Xion
Lexaeus: carefree, strong, …. Reminds me of Sora
Aimi: I think you just got most of the members angry with you
Zexion:Key to Book World is give me your opinion on please sing Guilty Beauty Love in the english version.
Zexion:….you're weird…I like it
Aimi: *turns on music*
Zexion: What a crime, such a beautiful crime
That God would make a star as bright as I
And I know it's a disgrace to admire this perfect face
Reflected in your eyes
So it's right, that I suffer tonight
All the pain of all the passion inside
What my heart can not deny what I'm feeling inside
That makes me long for you
Guilty, Beauty, Love
Take my hand, take the key
You can open the door
Take a step, take a chance
Now you'll find there's so much more
There's a world you've dreamed of and if you'll allow
Let me escort you there
I kneel before you, kiss your hand to
Tell you I'm a lucky guy
Look back and know that I can heal your tired heart
What a crime, such a breath-taking crime
Everything I touch can't help but fall in love
In this cruel romantic game, there's no way that you're to blame
For your stolen heart
So I say that the price I must pay
Is to offer up my heart forever
Just don't take away your touch 'cause it means so much
To feel your hand in mine
Guilty, Beauty, Love
In the sky, you and I
Are floating in space
I the moon, you the sun
Locked in beautiful embrace
Heavenly bodies come together so blindingly bright
They chase away the night
What I bring you, I hope delights you
A bouquet of passion, Cutie Lady
Be sure that here with me you'll always save the day
What a crime, such a wonderful crime
That God would choose to make such lips as mine
It was wrong but all the same, I invited and you came
Into this dream with me
So my price is to gaze in your eyes
And to feel more love than I can contain
Even so, it's fair to say, I've still found a way
To cast my spell on you
Guilty, Beauty, Heart
Aimi:…. Oh hey there's another song coming up
*music plays*
Roxas: that sounds familiar
Xion: what is it?
Axel:….
We no strangers to love oh you know the rules but so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guyyy…
Demyx: We're being rickrolled!
Luxord: nooo! I lose the game and now this?
Aimi: Luxord…
Luxord:… what?
Aimi: you just lost the game…again
Luxord: ….NOOOOO!
Aimi: Axel:Take that.*throws out window*You just got defenasized!I learned that fro mDemyx Time on Youtube!
Axel: wtf? *goes flying out the window*Kelxik : Demyx:Would you like some money to go buy music?I have plenty to spare.
Demyx: oh okay *runs to the store*
Aimi: run faster!Kelxik : Luxord:I can beat you at my eyes you are an awesome British man,but I can still beat you at poker!
Luxord: I have no will left today. I'm scarred for lifeAimi: Larxene:Glad you put them to good use! Roxasa and Xion:Did you enjoy your date?
Larxene: *runs in the window, throws a kunai at Saix and runs back out*
Roxas and Xion: mhm Anyways thanks for having me as a guest star!And Xemnas does this mean I can join?
Xemnas:….Organization XIV? Eww
Kalxik: bring Larxene back in and it'll be Organization XV.
Xemnas: NOOOOOO! It sounds ugly!
Aimi: okay so these are from AngieLikeKHHere
Xemnas: Get drunk while wearing a pink frilly dress
Xemnas: what?
Aimi: *forces a bottle into Xemnas' mouth and hands him a dress* good luck
Xemnas: I feel woozy ahah ha… hey look a pretty dress *puts it on* Xigbar: Wear a pink eyepatch with a red heart on it for the rest of this chapter
Xigbar: are those in these days? Because I have fangirls nowAimi: Xaldin: Throw a pie at Xemnas while he's drunk
Xaldin: *takes an explosive pie and throws it*
Xemnas: ahahah pretty colorsssKelxik: Vexen: Give your experiment that you worked the hardest on to Axel and see what he does to it
Vexen: but Axel's….out of the window…
Axel: *runs back in* I'm fine! *takes the experiment and smashes it into pieces*
Vexen:…..&^#(^$&(#^$&#^
Aimi:…..
Roxas: cover your ears!
Demyx: lets go all the way tonight no regrets…just love… we ca—why is everyone looking at me?Aimi: Lexaeus: Yell as loud as you can. Just do it, I wanna hear it!
Lexaeus:….
Aimi:…come on, Lexaeus
Lexaeus:…ah
Aimi: louder
Lexaeus: Ah
Aimi: louder
Lexaeus: AH
Aimi: this is going no where *looks at Axel* hey, Axel, do me a favor
Axel: which is?
Aimi: *hands him a red bull* this is the last one
Axel: okay? So?
Aimi: drink it
Axel: why?
Aimi: just do it
Axel: *drinks* okay now wha—
Lexaeus:…that was the last…
Axel: oh crap…
Lexaeus: AXELLL!
Axel: *runs* screw you, Aimi!Aimi: Zexion: Show EVERYONE what's in that book of yours. My guess is porn
Zexion: uhh no
Aimi: uh yes… open it
Zexion:….no
Aimi: *grabs it and opens it* holy mother!
Roxas: what? What?
Aimi: *clamps the book shut* nothing nothing
Xion: that's not fair
Xigbar: not at all
Aimi: Zexion reads yur—
Zexion: *clamps a hand over her mouth* shut up
Xaldin:….
Demyx: show us
Xigbar: what's yur?
Aimi:… *pulls Zexion's hand away* HE READS YURI!
Zexion: %&&#%&
Everyone:….
Kelxik: awkward….
Saix: Fall down a flight of stairs. I just wanna see it happen
Saix: what? That will never ha—
Aimi: *pushes*
Saix: -ppen *falls* AHHHHHHH!Kelxik : Axel: Ride a chocobo across a field of flowers while singing a terrible Justin Bieber song and wearing a pink ribbon. XD
Larxene: Take a video of Axel's dare and put it on YouTube
Axel: *gets on the chocobo*….BABY BABY BABY OHHH LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOOOO LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHHH THOUGHT YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE MINE MINE….
Larxene: *walks out with a video camera* this is going on facebookAimi: Demyx: Talk to Xemnas while he's drunk... shirtless
Demyx:…. *takes off his shirt*
Aimi: oh lala
Demyx: *blushes* shut up
Xemnas: wait but I'm not…
Aimi: *forces another bottle down*
Xemnas:….. ugh
Demyx: uh hi superior…
Xemnas: HI FRIEND
Demyx:…..
Xemnas: LOOKING MIGHTY HOT TODAY AHAHAHAHAH
Kelxik :Luxord: Let Axel burn one of your playing cards
Luxord: here *hands Axel a 3 of clubs*
Axel:….nah give me your 2 of spades
Luxord: NOOOOO
Axel: yes
Luxord: *sniff* just burn the entire deck
Axel: oh okay *burns*
Luxord: no I was kidding! Kidding!Aimi:Marluxia: Prove that you're not a girl
Vexen:…please don't
Marluxia:…. My my such a bold request but if I must
Axel: hey hey hey! We have children in here!
Marluxia: oh stop babying them
Aimi:… okay all the people who want to see….stay….*walks out*
Everyone: *walks out*
Marluxia: aw no one wants to see my manliness? Fine.Aimi: Roxas: Take Namine's sketchbook and see what she does Xion: Tell Namine that you're dating Roxas and see what she does
Namine: *walks in*
Roxas: *takes her sketchbook*
Namine: h-hey! Roxas? What are you doing?
Xion:. Hi, Namine
Namine: oh hey, Xion
Xion: I'm dating Roxas
Namine:…..is that…possible?
Xion: what do you mean?
Namine: well….technically speaking….you two are the same person
Xion:…
Namine: *shivers* what if you two go far enough to…would that be mas- *shivers again*
Xion: eh?...*faints*
Aimi: what is with all the fainting today? okay the very last dare is from Fatdude313
Luxord: Ask a policeman if gambling is legal in The World That Never Was
Luxord: does it really matter?
Aimi: just do it
Luxord: *goes up to a policeman* hi
Policeman: is there something you need?
Luxord: is gambling legal in the World That Never Was?
Policeman: the what?
Luxord: never mind
Aimi: well that's it folks! Oh and I have an announcement…. From now on, I'll only be taking the best 2-3 requests. Requests as in the whole list of truths and dares for our lovely Organization here. Why? Well it's time-consuming and well last minute requests annoy me so you better make yours really good. Til next time!
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Fyi if you're a horror movie fanatic (not saying that I am one :P)…that Japanese DVD I mentioned earlier? Scary stuff… :)