Two chapters in one day?! I really am an angel! So, I decided to get off my butt and get things done, and this is the result! I hope you enjoy, comment, and contribute to the one shot collection! Good day/evening to you all! And Happy New Year!
To tell you the truth, I had once lived in Central Plaza. I was once a government agent too, and I had left for a similar reason. My friend and I were out together, just getting a little lunch, when we were contacted by our leader that the Skylanders had invaded, and someone had helped them get in. We raced to the scene, only to find a figure standing over our fallen leader, a Golden Mario amiibo. I gunned the Skylander down, something I would never do today, before asking a nearby amiibo what had happened to the leader. I had been told that he had been negotiating a peace treaty between amiibo and Skylanders, but he was shot as he was about to sign the treaty. We were devastated at this newsflash, but we were also told not to apologize, for he (the Corrin amiibo we talked to) knew that we would have nothing to do with this incident. Suddenly, a horde of Skylanders burst into the room, weapons loaded and guns blazing. Ringz, my friend from earlier, ran into the fray, striking down those violent beings. I managed to take down a few before disaster struck: a Splatoon amiibo came up behind me and tried to end my life, but my friend warned me just in time, forcing him to take a painful, not fatal thankfully, blow to the leg. I was enraged at this amiibo, whipping around to see who it was: it was a purple Inkling Boy amiibo, who I now realize was Sgt. Squidy that hurt my friend all those years ago, back in 2015. I ran because he began to come after the members of the government's service, and once I left, I haven't seen Ringz since.
I tapped Rebel on the shoulder to get his full attention, and once I did, I promptly smiled and chirped the one phrase that got me into this mess: "How can we help"!
We helped much more than I thought we could, charting territory, moving weapons, testing said weapons (Pinky's favorite job), and packing for the trip we were going to make across the countryside to the Central Plaza.
Pitty Kitty was a little nervous at the prospect of going on another wild adventure that would take days to complete (where have we seen this before), but he, and the rest of the amiibo at this home were more than willing to put an end to this stupid squid! On the morning we were planning to leave, Rebel spoke to us about the details of our journey. "Alright everyone', he hollered mischievously, 'today is the day! Sgt. Squidy will pay for what he's done!". Every one of us nodded in simultaneous agreement. And the trek for Central Plaza began, heads high and bags packed, we were going to make that darned squid pay.
Nothing special really happened on the trip, I mean, Lilac Link's BSD flared up a little, but that's all that really happened. For those of you unaware, BSD (by the amiibo definition) is an acronym for "Broken Stand Disorder", present when an amiibo has been broken off their trophy stand and had to be put back on via manufactured glucose. It happened to Lilac about 2 weeks after he arrived, and he was really scared when the human had to hot-glue him back to his stand, but he's gotten over it by now and it only really flares up once in a blue moon every twenty leap years on the second day of October at 13:01 a.m. (it was a joke). But things hit the Super Famicom once we got to the Central Plaza.
The area was crazier than a Diddy Kong amiibo hyped on sugar. Tables were overturned, shards of glass were everywhere, and amiibo left and right were either drenched in a disgusting purple ink or basically dead. Rebel looked really concerned, and so did I. Without warning, hundreds of amiibo poured into the area, weapons up and death-stares aplenty; on top of it all, Sgt. Squidy stood on a large podium, glaring at our group with menace.
"It's about time you showed up' he growled, "As you can see, the old C.P. has gone to chaos now, so it's now called Inkopolis HQ, where any amiibo that breaks my rules will come to get a little surprise. I'm looking for someone important, and I need you to help me". Of course, the room filled with a very prominent 'NO'. "Oh well. In that case, I want you guys to be my guinea pigs here, in my own special torture chamber. So, who wants to go first".
Lilac Link drew his sword, ready to fight, but Rebel held him back, whispering to us, "He's not joking, that chamber will give you BSD, Ridley Syndrome (when an amiibo has a hole in their chest), and Castlevaniaitis (when an amiibo's soul gets separated from their body) faster than Sonic in Back to the Future".
We all gulped as panic began to settle in, staring out over the sea of amiibo that wanted us dead where we stood. "So', Pinky questioned, 'What's the plan". Sgt. Squidy didn't wait, of course, and launched a full-on assault on us, plaguing us with disgusting ink. I was drenched, but that didn't stop us from putting up a very good fight. We jumped around, hitting anything with everything we had!
Lilac Link, Pinky, and PK Flash had all teamed up to launch a barrage of projectiles at the horrid piece of calamari, only to be absolutely bodied five minutes later by some more Inkling amiibo.
Lukey Pie, Galacta, and Pitty Kitty were content on staying in the air, firing whatever they had at the opposing side, heck, Lukey Pie and Pitty Kitty even pulled off a Psychic Angel, their special move. But even the three of them took a massive beating.
Partychu, Sams, Rebel, MY SPAGET and I tried to get in close, which ended horribly. Soon, Sgt. Squidy had all of us pinned to the wall with rubbery adhesive material (slime), and he looked very satisfied.
YAY! I did it! I finished! I hope you enjoyed this chapter! The next one will come very soon, and it will be a lot more exciting than this one! Todaloo everyone! Angel is out!