karkat just not believ what happen
his bby daddy left him liKE WOW
plus he pregnt plus it his birthday like wow god bless america
anyway day go by
he go see his friend kanaya
she a big lesbian lmoa
she be like
"since when was u pregnang"
"since 6 month ago dumb bITCH"
kanaya sigh she make tea for both she and karkta
they sit and drink it the tea
she speeak
"karkt what problem seem 2 be?"
"my baby daddi left me can u believe this"
"oh gurl" kanaya say
"gurl i kno" karkta reply
karkat drank his tea and groan
fuck my life eh think to himself
anyway they talk about shit karkat be like "ok i gotta go cook dinnre im hugyrn"
knaaya nod
karkat leave
he walk down street
his head hang low
anyhow he rtuen return home and guess what he see
gamzee on de couch
with trvaros tavros omFG GAMZEEE!11
gamzee look up quickly
karkat glaere
"gamzee who da fuck is dis?"
"um dis tavros"
"tavro the guy in chair wit wheels?"
"er duhhhhr"
karkat scream loud
"gamzeeeeEEEEE KUNNNNNNNN"
"kaarkat sTFU DAMMIT"
karkat run toward tavros
tav scraem
gamzee throw self in front tavros
"g-g-gamzee u baka MOVE" karkat shout
"no karkat i not let u hert him i luv him why you not understabd?"
"actually fuckass no i dont so telll this dirty ass to lEAVE"
gamzee glare at karkat
"karkat NU"
screAMING karkat atacks gamzee and slaps him
gamzee is SHOCKED holyWOIW
so then karkat turn 2 tavros
tavros scared he not move he piss hisself
"karkat wait i..."
"NUUUUU!11 u stole mi boyfriend i hATE YOU DAMMIT SCREAMS AAAAAAH"
"KAREKAT STOP AAAH" tavros scramed
tavros fall 2 floor while gamzee try 2 stand
karkat kick gamzee
then karkat FALL
"oh nu...nu..." karkat mumble
"gamzee i so weak but why would u do this 2 me...?"
gamzee stand and lift tavro bridal style
"karkat i-"
"gamzee NU why u do this to mi? i thought i ur baby mama...we be so good 2gether u kno?"
gamzee le sigh
"gamzee pls dont leave meh for him please no...no..." he crey and crey
gamzee walk away
he stop in tracks
before he go he whisper
"i want my kfc back u dumb whore"
and leave
dun dUN DUN...