It was 5:59 AM and Ryuu was just waking up and she realized she was in Zetsu's bed; and he wasn't.
"Zetsu-san?" she called out worried
"Yes Ryuu?" Zetsu replied, getting up from his corner, rubbing his eyes.
"Oh, there you are," Ryuu said, cheering up instantly, "When did you get up?"
"Just now," Zetsu replied barely suppressing a yawn.
"You slept on the floor?" Ryuu asked, a little ager in her tone.
"Yes,"
"How could you do that? I thought we would share the bed?" Ryuu protested.
"But you'd already fallen asleep," Zetsu replied, "I didn't want to wake."
"I appreciate your concern, I really do; but I would've fallen back asleep anyways. I don't want to cause you any discomfort," Ryuu replied, worry in her eyes, "Next time if I fall asleep before you do, can you please get in the bed anyways, don't worry about me."
"Alright," Zetsu replied defeated.
Ryuu sighed in relief, and looked at the sky. It was still rather gray out, but there were flecks of pink saying the sun was also just getting up. But high above the clouds, you could still see some starts out.
"Ryuu," Pein called from the doorway, "I want you to wake up the other members for me."
"Hai," Ryuu replied.
Pein left and Ryuu started leaving too; but stopped at the threshold.
"Zetsu-san, would you like to come as well? We could grab a bite to eat afterwards," Ryuu said, smiling.
"Uhh, sure," Zetsu said, blushing a bit.
"Awesome, besides, the best thing about this deal is: that we can do what ever we like to wake them," Ryuu stated, smile growing evil and a mischievous glint appeared in her eye.
Zetsu laughed weakly, she sounded like she was out for revenge.
Note to self, don't piss Ryuu off, Zetsu thought.
The two walked along and came to a halt in front of Itachi's and Kisame's room. Ryuu didn't knock, and just walked right in. She decided to try Kisame first.
"Kisame-san, leader wants you up," Ryuu said, shaking him.
"Get off of me, would ya? Go pester Tobi," Kisame mumbled; turning over on is stomach, and putting his pillow on his head.
Ryuu gave him an icy stare then said, "Fine have it your way."
She started walking off, then quickly turned around grabbed the mattress from under Kisame, and pulled it out, then chucked it at Itachi.
"What the hell is your problem woman?!?!?" Kisame roared.
"Leader-sama said get up!"
With that she left, and headed for Hidan and Kakuzu's room. Ryuu then took out a dollar and showed it to Zetsu who followed her eagerly; wanting to see what she'd do this time.
"Do you think, money would wake up Kakuzu?" Ryuu asked him.
"Probably,"
Ryuu walked dover and held the dollar over Kakuzu's face. His hand shot out and grabbed Ryuu's wrist.
"Can I keep this?" he asked.
"If you get up,"
"Deal,"
Ryuu released the dollar and Kakuzu hastily stuffed inside of is pocket.
"Now for Hidan,"
Ryuu walked over to him and heard him mumbling in his sleep, "Ohhhh Ryuu-chan."
"That is disturbing beyond all belief," Ryuu stated, "Hidan, wake up you pervert."
She began shaking him; and then Hidan lunged out, still asleep, and wrapped his arms around her neck, and berried his face into her breasts.
"Dream coming true," Hidan whispered under his breathe.
"Why you," Ryuu roared, punching him in the head, and kneeing him in the gut.
Hidan let go and buckled over, holding his stomach and rubbing his head.
"What was that for?" Hidan asked, infuriated.
"For being a pervert," Ryuu replied, face red.
She stormed out, and went straight to her brother's shared room.
"They might not be back," Zetsu stated.
"We'll find out in a moment,"
She opened the door, and they were all in there, obviously still in a deep sleep. The three were also, pretty much hanging off of their beds.
"Oh this will be fun," Ryuu said, evil smile coming back.
Ryuu wet straight to Deidara, and carefully picked up one of his hands. She then put said hand down the front of his pants. Ryuu jumped up and ran out.
"Run," she whispered to Zetsu as she passed.
He did so, but he wasn't exactly fast. But he caught up to her cause she stopped just down the hall.
"Three, two, one," she counted down under her breathe.
At one, Deidara's howl of pain reverberated throughout the halls. Everyone came running out, and Ryuu jogged right behind them, with Zetsu, confused, bringing up the rear. When the group arrived, they saw that Sasori and Tobi had waken; and Deidara was bent over clutching his crotch.
"What happened, Deidara?" Sasori asked.
"My own fucking hands bit my own fucking balls!" he yelled, eyes watering.
Every one cracked up laughing, Ryuu had to lean on the side of the door for support.
"What's so funny?" Tobi asked, half asleep.
Ryuu fell to the floor laughing and gasping for breathe.
"I.......need........air.........and.........food!" she gasped.
Everyone continued laughing, but Zetsu hoisted her up and she leaned on him for support until she calmed down.
"Perfect way to start a day, perfect," she said, wiping a tear out of her eye.
"Well, how about a good fight to add on to all of this hilarity?" Pein called from behind her.
"Uh, breakfast?" Ryuu asked confused.
"No your fight that I told you had to have with one of the members," Pein specified.
"Oh, right. Who's it with?" Ryuu asked.
"Itachi,"
Ryuu's eyes went wide with fear. "Itachi, sir?" she asked uncertainly.
"Yes, Itachi," Pein replied.
He really wants her dead. Kisame thought.