I awoke to the sound of small tings. I sat up before realizing it was pebbles being thrown at my window. I groggily went to the window and opened it up to see my teammates waving up at me. I nodded in understanding and went into the bathroom and did my daily routine before opening the window to my bedroom and jumping out of it. Landing on my feet once I hit the ground and simply hopped the fence to meet my friends.

"Lani…" Kaen started

"What?" I asked stifling a big yawn

"You are still in your pajamas"

"Oh" I piped before doing some quick handy work and saying "Zuiichi Henkou Henge No Jutsu" (Ultimate Transformation Apparition Technique) and the huge familiar cloud of smoke encased me. I then quickly said "Kawari Koromo No Jutsu" (Change clothes technique) and when the smoke disappeared I was a guy with murky red hair and grey eyes of average height with the normal all black clothes. "Did Ibiki send you?"

"No" Tsuchi said, acting oddly

"Then what's going on?" I asked suspiciously

"Anko's team is back…" Kaen started, and the secret was let out. I let out a whine and a grumble.

"Aww, and I was so enjoying her not being here" I said annoyed

"Yes Saseko is one annoying bitch" Kaen said "I would love to grind her ever so pretty head into the ground until it bled" she said maliciously grinding her fist into her palm for emphasis.

Anko and Ibiki worked closely together and had pretty much the same personality. My lovely sister was a part of Anko's team unfortunately. Saseko was on team 2 with twins by the names of Minikui Manuke and Unzari who fawned over Saseko. Ibiki disliked Saseko almost as much as I did while Anko adored her. She once mentioned how she was almost her mini-me. I think I puked when I heard that, just because I think Anko is really cool, and to call someone like that her mini-me was just sick.

The three of us walked to the gate before finding a good rooftop to watch the horrifying scene. You see, Saseko blossomed under Anko's teaching, especially in Taijutsu, but Anko also taught her the importance of being a kunoichi, and flirted with men like mad, she had a style of her own, but it was based off of Anko's style, so the scene my team and I were about to see was rather disturbing and disgusting. It was like a boy watching a fashion movie for me. I abhorred my sister for ignoring me and disowning me and throwing me to the wolves, a.k.a the Odoriko clan, as well as thinking and acting like she was better than me.

And there she was, messing with her hair in her super miniskirt and full body fishnet paired with a bright red trench that brought out the bluish purple tones in her red hair that was in the form of a bob with the hair in front longer than in the back, and her bangs swooshed to the side the same length as the front hair. She walked as if she owned the world and the suggestive nothingness underneath her trench paired with her age made a lot of boys, as well as men, stare and gawk. She swayed her hips and I was tempted to laugh at the way it made her look, she did it in such a way that if the wind picked up it would knock her over. Her teammates followed her in a form of admiration waiting for her command to do whatever she needed. Anko was still talking to the Chuunin at the front gate and was not present in the disgusting form of mockery of a ninja.

"Just because she has looks doesn't mean she owns the world" I said as I turned around and sat against the billboard and sighed "But this world is so messed up, the beautiful get recognition for what the normal people do, and no one cares to notice."

"Which is why the three of us are a team" Tsuchi said as he sat next to me, no longer interested at the display my sister shows "We were created a team because of our similarities and our affinity to torture others by looking past what the world knows as normality."

"Exactly" Kaen said squatting beside me "For at least one team needs to be able to think for themselves" She said smiling

"Let's go train" I said

"Ibiki won't be there for a couple of hours" Tsuchi said knowingly

"Exactly, we can train in a relaxing matter until he comes" I said standing up before doing rapid hand seals and throwing a ball of bluish red over the billboard and waited patiently for the screeching of a female in torture. When it came the three of us sat in a confined circle, stifling our snickering before dashing off into the woods where we could laugh out heart out.

We laughed for minutes on end before a crashing sound from the direction north of where we were currently, which was area 54, and away from Konoha, caused our three heads to turn, and with a single glance to each other and a nod in unison, the three of us went towards the sound of the crash.

What I saw made me skid to a halt and jump into the bushes, my teammates not knowing what caused me to do so followed suit.

My breath hitched in my throat as I stared at the humongous creature in front of me and wished it was my stupid sister instead. My teammates were beside me, taking my reaction as a command to stay quiet.

This isn't good

What is it?

Neither of them had a chance to answer though since the creature had discovered my existence behind the bush. I held my breath as the creature seemed to grin evilly

"If it isn't a Haburi" The red eyes of the creature widened for a second as he said my name then he seemed to smile even more maliciously, before the red eyes turned purple.

That was when the pain began.

It seemed as every fiber was being ripped apart then slowly reassembled. My eyes glued themselves shut from the pain. Before they closed though my vision was spinning and became blurry from the tears that welled up and then ran down my cheeks as I shut my eyes.

Then it stopped, and my head hurt.

I opened my eyes and blinked until my eyes got used to the bright light.

A hospital?!

AN: Just so you all know, the beginning chapters are all for the same couplings, a grand total of none, until later chapters, the beginning chapters developing her personality and the other characters personalities. Afterward there will be two chapters one named SL: chaptername (SL for Shino Lovers) and GL: chaptername (for Gaara Lovers) so be patient for the coupling will come!!! The following chapter is long, and intense, and may be slightly hard to follow.