A/N: Holy crap an update! I OWN NOTHING!

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Chapter 4 Head Games

L wheezed and strained against the younger man's chokehold as the pen bit into his throat, drawing blood.

So this is the end. L reflected on all the things he wouldn't get to do: Go to a rock concert, ride a roller coaster, try all fifty four flavors of jelly pops, have sex while he was conscious for it…

His life truly did suck.

All he ever knew was Wammy's House and that stupid school that had forsaken him!

L reflected that he would very much like to burn it to the ground… but that would be wrong.

Maybe Beyond would do it for him. (He could only hope.) Except, no—Beyond would die here with him. L closed his eyes—perhaps it was for the best then—burning an orphanage was just another thing they wouldn't get to do because Light Yagami was going to kill them with a pen. What a humiliating death!

That's when it occurred to him, what Light had said "I don't mind Beyond! I don't know you!"

"Li-Light-kun, if you kill me you'll kill Beyond too!" L wheezed, the words coming out in a choked hiss. That seemed to get through to his attacker. The psychotic teenager lowered the pen but kept him in a chokehold.

"Let me talk to B!" He demanded but then L surprised him by leaning into Light's chokehold and bashing their foreheads together. The red-eyed Light cursed and his vision swam but he was undeterred. The pen returned; pressing again against the small wound it had made against his neck. Ryuuzaki closed his eyes again. "Let me talk to my lover!" Light snarled.

In one swift moment Ryuuzaki broke free, grasping hold of both of Light's wrists with the speed of a striking cobra. When Ryuuzaki's eyes opened again they flashed a brilliant Shinigami red from beneath his dark bangs.

"B…"

"Kyaha! Kira-chan. I take it you missed me."

"B!"

"Shhh, I'm here, Kira-chan"

"B!" The older killer embraced him possessively as Light laughed hysterically into his chest. B could tell that the younger was trying to keep from sobbing.

"Aw, poor Kira-chan! You were so scared!"

"Shut up." Light snapped before he pounced, forcefully kissing the other killer.

Hmmm… He really missed me.

Beyond smiled sadistically into the kiss as he began to explore the conveniently already naked teen—his Kira gave him an amusing squeak when the older killer groped him between his legs.

"B!"

"Kya! You're so bitchy. And trying to seduce my other half? Very naughty."

"Hey, no fair, I thought he was you!"

"Nevertheless, I'll have to punish you…" The raven-haired man then resourcefully restrained his wrists with a bath towel, tying him to the handrail of the shower before he could scuttle away.

Beyond felt the heat off the other's chest as he closed in on his prey. "…And what better punishment for the living God Kira than to worship your body?" Beyond hissed, licking at the shell of his ear, as his fingers idly danced—brushing against the other man's inner thigh. "Ne, Kira-chan?" Beyond prodded as he captured the other's chin; preventing the blushing teen from looking away from him. The lunatic grinned as he proceeded to give Kira a nasty hickey as payback for stabbing him in the neck—hey, an eye for an eye. Though Kira didn't seem to mind that much if the little noises he was making were any indication.

Light hissed as Beyond raked his nails down his chest, drawing blood. The other killer began lapping it up like a greedy vampire.

"You know B; I think you have a problem."

"Nah, it's just a fetish." Beyond replied as he grinned up at him; blood trickling from his lips just like his jam.

Light sighed. "I stipulated no lasting damage. You're going to get it infected."

B sighed but stopped to dig out a bottle of disinfectant in preparation for the aftercare.

"You know, you can be quite prissy, Kira-chan." B chuckled as he teasingly moved his knee against the other's growing erection.

"You're lucky I like you." Beyond growled as he grabbed him by the hair, and smashed their lips together, hungrily kissing him again. Light tasted his own blood on the murderer's lips. He groaned into the kiss as he felt how the other was roughly and impatiently working his fingers up inside of him, squirming around his insides, stretching him until he was ready.

Beyond just as suddenly broke the kiss and shoved Light's head down into his lap. B shuddered as the other boy gave him a delicious submissive whine before tentatively licked at the other's tip before attempting to take it all into his mouth.

"Little tease." Beyond groaned and pushed him off, forcing him down, on all fours, on the floor.

"I'm too close," Beyond snarled "I want to finish inside you. Ready?" he asked gruffly as he playfully slapped him across the ass. Light blushed and gave a slight nod and Beyond shoved in. It hurt but Light didn't complain. Beyond was showing a remarkable amount of restraint and consideration. In fact he was the only one to ever show him such restraint and consideration.

Beyond let him get used to the feeling again as he tackled him with biting kisses and feeling that pain helped mask the other as his body adjusted and began to crave the stretch. It felt so good; he pushed back against him eagerly.

Beyond cackled darkly at the sight "You're such a little slut! Do you have any idea what you do to me?" The pale man hissed as he gripped him bruisingly by the hips and began to move in earnest.

"Ryuuzaki, c'mon! Aren't you done putting away the towels yet?" Mello demanded, as he kicked g the door open with his booted-heal… and came upon the sight of L fucking another inmate senseless.

No, not L...

"Ngh! B!" The other boy moaned and writhed beneath Beyond.

Mello shamelessly stared. That the socially awkward detective wasn't a virgin anymore was a brain-breaking discovery in and of itself but that someone would willingly screw around with Beyond Birthday… No, that was impossible.

"The fuck?"

The words slipped from between his lips before he could stop himself—Mello might be impulsive but he was hardly stupid. He recognized that cockblocking Beyond Birthday was hardly a genius move.

At his outburst both men turned to him, and for a moment Mello could have sworn that he both had been glaring at him murderously with freakily glowing red eyes that promised him a slow and painful death.

Mello hastily shut the door.

He'd return later with a bucket of ice water, sedatives, and several buff-looking orderlies.

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L groaned as he awoke again, this time in a dark room. Apparently Light Yagami hadn't killed him though considering he currently felt like someone had taken a jackhammer to his skull he was beginning to regret that. He was also beginning to regret that obviously Beyond must have taken over since he had just woken up in a strange place and was now wrapped down to a bed—that wasn't good.

And the storming blonde did nothing to assuage the pain in his head "What the hell, L?" Mello shouted, apparently taking offense to the way B used the towels he had just finished cleaning.

Oops, he did it again.

L stifled a groan. A screaming headache and screaming Mello don't mix. At all. Ever. L tested the restraints. Yep, they were secure.

Dammit.

"You… you ugly-ass psycho pervert!"

"I assure you, I am not a pervert…" L replied blandly.

"Says the guy who's raping the inmates!"

"Just one inmate…"

"Oh sure, that makes it all better."

"…And I have no doubt that it was consensual at the time."

Mello paused before exploding again. "What do you mean, at the time? Because he seems to think you raped him—again."

Ow, Ryuuzaki's poor, poor head! He had a headache enough for two.

"I am 100% certain that Light Yagami has D.I.D. too and that one of Light's other personalities is currently amorously inclined towards Beyond Birthday. The last thing I remember before blacking out was that Light tried to kill me with a pen because he wanted some alone time with Beyond."

"Wait you lost me at amorously inclined towards Beyond Birthday? That's just… crazy!"

L's large dark eyes lazily rolled up to stare at the ceiling. "That's what I told him."

"Before he tried to kill you with a pen?"

"Yes." L sighed again at the look Mello was giving him. "You don't believe a word of this, do you?"

"Uh… No."

"He left a mark, Mello…"

Mello groaned putting his face in his hands. "Please, spare me the details."

"…with the pen." L said as he indicated the small scabbed over wound on his neck.

Mello whistled, obviously impressed by how very nasty it looked. "You're really lucky he didn't know where the jugular was…"

Wait that doesn't sound right…

From L's dealings with Light Yagami L knew him to be very intelligent, a genius even, perhaps even on the level of Wammy's own…

"Son of a bitch!" L hissed in quiet fury. Without really thinking about he again began to worry against the restraints.

Mello looked at L in confusion at the normally stoical man's uncharacteristic outburst. "I've never seen someone looking so angry that an attempt on their life failed."

"He wasn't trying to kill me! Of course he knew where to put it!" L's bangs fell across his eyes in shame. "He was trying to scare me, not kill me and I fell for it! He got exactly what he wanted!"