Aaaaannnnnd, chapter four.

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AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY (Oh, really? Then I must have been mistaken, but I thought her name was Ebony…) nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok! (I don't know what that said. I think it was 'OK! Draco is soo in love with her that he is acting different! They knew each other before, ok!)

"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" (Um, isn't it obvious Enoby? He's driving into the Forbidden Forest.)

Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. (Curious! Curious, curious… Curiouser and curiouser.)

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily. (Wait, I thought you were curious, not angry. D8 I have been LIED to.)

"Ebony?" he asked. (I THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS ENOBY. TARA SAID SO. I WAS LIED TO. AGAIN.)

"What?" I snapped. (Oooh, feisty.)

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) (Ooh, how intense. Goffik red color contacts to cover his stunning silver blue eyes… /shot) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness (Um, you can't really read emotions through color contacts. It doesn't work like that.) and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. ('depressing sorrow and evilness' makes you feel not mad? I question your logic, girl.)

And then... suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. (Not random at all, you know.) Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly (Keenly? Is that even the right word to use here?) against a tree. (Oh yes, poor tree.) He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. (How do you 'take of' something?) Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what (Your amazing descriptions never cease to astound me.) and we did it for the first time. (That's memorable. The first time, against a tree. With Draco Malfoy's thingie in your you-know-what.)

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. (Ah.) We started to kiss everywhere (How do two people kiss everywhere at the same time?) and my pale body became all warm. And then...

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" (YEAH, WHAT THE HELL? …Er, sorry.)

It was...Dumbledore! (Oh damn, it's Dumbledore. Wait, why is Dumbledore cursing? And yelling, for that matter? AND, why is he in the Forbidden Forest?)

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OH MY GO- MERLIN, ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER. I MIGHT JUST DIE FROM THE SUSPENSE. At any rate, how was it?