A/N: If there is ANY comments left about Yuki saying that he's wonderful, I will get really mean! Takuya is fine, but Yuki? Ugh. I know I'm not a true Cafekko if I do not like all of the members. So I've resigned from my title of Cafekko. I do not like the new Antic Cafe speaking honestly. It's not and will never be the same without Bou-kun. So anywho, I don't want you Yuki Cafekko's shooting daggers at me for my opinion on him because I will shoot bloody daggers back at you. And I'm not trying to be mean, I just really don't want to argue with anyone. So it will be very much appreciated if no one said anything about Yuki. Thank you and much love. Please enjoy...I hope.
T-Shirt Shop
Yue: Sigh...
Rei: Um...are you okay, Yue-san?
Yue: Not really...
Rei: What's wrong?
Yue: Well...I know it was long ago but...I still can't get over the fact that he left Antic Cafe.
Rei: ...You speak of the guitarist?
Yue: Well duh. Who else would I be talking about? Come back, please, Bou-kun.
Rei: It'll be okay, Yue-san. Antic Cafe has two new wonderful mem--
Yue: Two new wonderful members!? Is that what you were going to say!? Ha! That's a laugh.
Rei: Takuya isn't that bad...
Yue: Yes. That's true. Takuya is cute...but he'll never EVER be as cute as Bou-kun.
Rei: Well...being Bou-kun's replacement, he--
Yue: Replacment!? Honestly, Rei. You call yourself my best friend?
Rei: I'm...sorry?
Yue: Takuya is simply filling in for Bou-kun because Bou-kun can NEVER be replaced.
Rei: Ah, I see. Then, Yuki, he's filling in as well?
Yue: Rei...honestly...
Rei: Eh? What did I say now?
Yue: Yuki can go jump in a lake for all I care.
Rei: Yue-san!!
Yue: It's true! I feel that Antic Cafe doesn't need him. They don't need a keyboardist.
Rei: Well, Yue-san, if they didn't need one then why--
Yue: Gasp! Rei! I just had an awesome idea! You and I should open and manage a T-shirt shop! 8D
Rei: Well...that kind of came out of no where and as lovely as that sounds--
Yue: Yeah, yeah! We'll make a T-shirt, a black one with big, white, bold lettering that says "Come Back Please BOU." And then everyone will buy and wear the t-shirt! We'll make millions off that one t-shirt!
Rei: Um, Yue-san, that's--
Yue: It's a great idea isn't it!? And Bou-kun will definitley come back after seeing how many people where the t-shirt!
Rei: I doubt that Bou-kun will co--
Yue: And then we'll make another t-shirt! But this one will say "Death to Antic Cafe YUKI."
Rei: Yue-san!!! That's too much!!
Yue: Hmmm....you're right. That is crossing a line. Oh! How about, "Leave Antic Cafe YUKI." Yeah, yeah. That's much better!
Rei: I guess...that's good.
Yue: Come, Rei-chan! We're going to open a t-shirt shop!
Rei: Aaahh. Yue-san~!
It should be the other way around
Uruha: Hey, Yue-chan? What are these papers?
Yue: Oh those. Rei? Explain.
Rei: Um...they...those are designs to the t-shirt shop.
Ruki/Aoi: T-shirt shop?
Yue: I'm opening a t-shirt shop.
Reita: Who the hell would go to a store that just sells t-shirts?
Yue: They're not just any t-shirts. Rei. Explain.
Rei: Um...one of the shirts is going to say..."Come Back Please BOU."
Kai: Bou? As in, Antic Cafe Bou?
Yue: Well yes. Who else would we be talking about. And there's going to be another t-shirt that says, "Leave Antic Cafe YUKI."
Reita: Well I don't care that the crossdresser left and Yuki isn't a that bad a--
-Yue slaps Reita across the cheek-
Yue: Don't say "crossdresser" like it's a bad thing! Bou-kun is and was the best! And Yu-ki, shouldn't even belong in Antic Cafe!
Uruha/Aoi: Wow, Reita. Not even your own parents hit you. O.O
Ruki/Kai: Yue-chan is amazing isn't she? ^_^
Aoi: She is. Yue-chan is amazing.
Uruha: Yeah. She even left a red mark.
Kai: It's shaped like her hand.
Ruki: Yue-chan really is amazing.
Reita: You shouldn't be praising her for hitting me! It should be the other way around! DX
BOU
Reita: That girl...she has really nice legs. I'll bet she has a pretty face too...
Yue (approuching Reita): ....What are you staring at?
Reita: .....
-Yue follows his eyes-
Yue: Are you staring at her legs?
Reita: Um, no!
Yue: It's okay, Reita-san. You don't have to lie. You--
Reita: What? Are you going to call me a pervert now?
Yue: No. I was going to say you should go talk to her.
Reita: Really?
Yue: Really. If you think she's nice you should talk to her. What are you going to gain by just staring?
Reita: Wow...thanks, Yueitchi.
Yue: You're welcome. Now go. I'll be sitting here.
-Reita approuches the the girl-
Reita: Um...Hello.
Girl (mumbling): ...Hello.
Reita: I hope it's okay if I say this but, you're legs are very stunning.
Girl (nods): Mhmm.
Reita: ....I'm in a band.
Girl (looks at Reita): I used to be in a band.
Reita: O.o !!!
Girl: What's wrong?
Reita: Um...I don't mean to offend you but, you voice sounds similar to a males.
Girl?: I am a male.
Reita: What!? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were--
Guy: A girl? That's okay. I've fooled many men. My name is Bou.
Reita: Bou? Antic Cafe Bou?
Bou: Oh, so you know me. Yeah, that was the band. You're Reita of the Gazette.
Reita: Um...it was nice meeting you but I have to go.
Bou: Okay. Nice meeting you too.
-Reita walks back to Yue-
Reita: You knew didn't you?
Yue: Hm? Oh yes I knew. I recognize Bou-kun's sexy legs anywhere. They're quite stunning for a guys legs. And I know you agree, Reita-san.
Reita: Shut up! You did this on purpose!
Yue: Heh. Yeah. ^_^