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"Hell ---
He knew it! Oh how he knew it!
He knew something was going to go very wrong today.
He knew it from the look on the bastard's eyes.
Such a glint did they have. And he knew from there that he was up to something.
He knew that whatever it was, it was going to be big.
He could feel an aura of extreme mischief emanating from him.
Such a strong aura was it, that he could still feel it after they parted ways.
He knew, but how stupid was he?
How stupid was he to have ignored the signs?!
How stupid was he to have shrugged it off?!
He should've known better, after all, he knew that this was normal conduct for the bastard.
He should've prepared himself for something like this.
He should've --- WHAT THE HELL?! Was the bastard taking his shirt off?!
That's it. He should've killed the bastard when he had the chance.
--- NO."
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As much as she wanted to enjoy the tour, she couldn't. It wasn't because it was boring nor was it because she found the company of the Student Council President, the one giving her the tour, unpleasant. It wasn't anything like that. On the contrary, the president was quite the gentleman, and she enjoyed his company immensely.
No, the problem wasn't him, it was...
"Sakura-san you are the love of my life! The ONE. My soul mate, my precious, my significant other!"
...that.
"..You're like a youthful dictionary, you add meaning to my youth-filled life! Your father must be a youthful archer because he sure shot a youthful bull's eye! Your father must be a youthful hunter because he sure caught a youthful fox!"
It was sweet and flattering at first, but after 25 minutes of continuous proclamations of love and all those cheesy pick-up lines, it just gets old...
...and not to mention, annoying.
Someone please make him stop! Her inner screamed.
But, as much as she hated it, it continues..
"..You must be a youthful Snickers, because you satisfy me! You remind me of a youthful magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're one heck of a youthful bomb!"
The guy winked at her, and she flinched inwardly.
Really, it HAD to stop.
"Uhhh Lee was it?" she asked
She's talking to me! Lee screamed in his mind. Time for the youthful finisher Naruto-kun taught me!
"As flattering and 'youthful' as that was.." she said as she emphasized the youthful part with her fingers " I think you ---" she continued before being cut off.
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call a youthful FINE PRINT! Your father must play the trumpet, because you sure make me horny! I'm good at math. U plus I equals 69!"
Her brain stopped for a moment.
Both the president and Sakura stared at the boy clad in green.
Did he just say what I think he did?!
Her brain did a double take.
She narrowed her eyes, and clenched her fists.
Yep. He did.
"EXCUSE ME?!" she asked, furious.
The boy was confused. He was about to ask what was wrong but the pink haired girl aimed a punch at him, and it hit him square in the face. He fell to the floor and she gave him one last glare before walking off muttering 'Stupid youthful perv'.
The boy clad in green was to say the least, confused.
"Wh-what did I do wrong Neji-kun?" he asked the quiet president as he rubbed his now bruised face. "I did every youthful thing that Naruto-kun told me to!"
Neji stared at him for a moment, then shook his head.
He started to walk off and began saying: "Kakashi and Gai together is a deadly combination.." he stopped walking and gave the fallen boy one final look. "Remember that Lee." he finished and continued to walk in the same direction as Sakura did.
Ah, words of wisdom we all should follow.
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Girls were dropping dead on the floor. (well, they're not really dead.. but you get the point. :D)
How could they not?! One of the hottest bachelors in the country was standing shirtless in front of them.
His mere presence made their hearts beat faster. Just his small smiles melted their hearts and made their knees give way.
Him shirtless? It simply took their breaths away.
A confused principal was staring at his former student. He had invited him to give the opening remarks for the first student assembly of the school year, and honestly, this isn't how he imagined him welcoming the students back to their school.
"Uhh, Itachi-kun?" the principal started. "Why are you shirtless?" (A/N: I think, the real question is, why isn't he?! XD)
Itachi let out a chuckle and faced the confused principal.
"It is a demonstration." he answered briefly.
"A demonstration?" the principal asked, raising an eyebrow.
Itachi was about to answer, but someone interrupted him.
"ITACHI YOU BASTARD! PUT ON A SHIRT AND GET OFF THE STAGE!"
Itachi eyed the younger boy and smirked.
Ah, what a welcome from his darling little brother.
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Gai's POV (The world, as viewed in the eyes of Gai XD)
Ah! Brotherly love! Such a youthful display of brotherly love!
Itachi-kun, being an exemplary display of youthfulness that he was, was asked by yours truly to give an opening remark in this school year's first youthful student assembly. And to all our youthful delight, he accepted.
Sasuke-kun, one of our best students here at Konoha High is Itachi-kun's younger brother. As expected of an Uchiha, he excelled in every field possible, and even exceeded his brother in some of them. Too bad though, he didn't share the same passion for youth that his older brother had. :(
But that didn't matter! For today was definitely a day to remember! The day that the two brothers show the world such an exemplary display of brotherly love! An exemplary display of youth!
"ITACHI YOU BASTARD! PUT ON A SHIRT AND GET OFF THE STAGE!" Sasuke-kun yelled with such display of youth and enthusiasm. (He makes me proud to call him my student. :'D)
"What is it little brother? Came here to join my demonstration of youth?" Itachi-kun asked ever politely. (It touches my heart that he goes as far as sacrificing his body for the sake of youth :'D)
Sasuke-kun finally reached the stage, and launches at his brother. Tears fill my eyes. Such a display of brotherly affection! Look at them, not even ashamed of hugging each other in front of the whole school!
"What do you think you're doing here?!" Sasuke-kun asks, his hands on his brother's neck. (He's probably massaging it or something.)
"Why, just giving an opening remark." Itachi-kun answered casually. "Ask Gai-sensei if you want."
Sasuke-kun looks at me with such fire in his eyes! He finally sees the wonders of youth!
I nodded at him, tears still staining my eyes. I was just so proud! X'D
Sasuke-kun gets off his brother and began fixing his clothes.
"Put a shirt on Itachi, I don't think it's very appropriate for you to be doing that." Sasuke-kun says calmly. (Aww, such concern for his brother!)
"But Sasu-chan, I'm merely displaying the youthfulness that I posses!" Itachi-kun says with so much conviction. "Don't you agree Gai-sensei?"
Both boys turn to me. Itachi-kun smiling, Sasuke-kun having that same fire in his eyes.
I nodded, and Itachi-kun's smile broaden, while the fire in Sasuke-kun's eyes seem to be burning a hundred-fold.
Suddenly, an idea hits me. Sasuke-kun would probably thank me for this. It would make his fire for youth burn even more!
"Uhh, Sasuke-kun.." I started. "Would you like to join your brother in his display of youth?"
Itachi-kun smiled even more, and Sasuke-kun?
You can't even describe the flame that burns within him now. X'D
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This has got to be the weirdest first day for her.
First off, she learns that her principal is a youth-crazed spandex wearing fellow. You could just imagine the joy that brought her.
Second, she went on a tour with a guy who had longer, not to mention silkier hair than her. Not that she minded though, she thought he was hot, with a capital H.O.T. so probably that was the highlight of her day.
Third, she encountered the vice president of the student council, and he just happens to have a crush on her. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but did he really have to be a perv? And what's with all those 'youthful' pick-up lines? Did everyone in this school talk like that? Will she end up talking like that too?!
Ughh.. The thought was just too.. disturbing.
"We're here." the president suddenly stated, snapping her out of her thoughts.
Aww, tour's already over? And we were finally alone. Her inner whined. Sakura just shrugged it off.
"Ah, I see." she said. "Thank you for the.. uhh, interesting tour Hyuga-san. I do hope that we see each other around campus." she finished as she bowed her head to show her appreciation.
Being the gentleman that he was, he returned her gesture and escorted her towards the students assembly.
When they entered Sakura's jaw dropped to the floor and Neji slapped a hand on his forehead.
Did she say meeting Neji was the highlight of her day? Oh. She takes that back...
..because this definitely was!
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"Uhh, Sasuke-kun.." Gai started. "Would you like to join your brother in his display of youth?"
Those twelve seemingly small words just made his day.
"Yes Sasu-chan, care to join me?" he asked his little brother.
The whole auditorium went quiet, and the girls who were lying faint on the floor a few seconds ago miraculously gained consciousness.
"Bet ya he wouldn't Kiba! Teme doesn't have a physique like I do. He's probably ashamed of his abs less body."
Well, I guess we all know who said that.
Note to self: Kill the dobe after killing Itachi.
"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!! S-Sasuke-kun a-and I-Itachi-kun? S-Shirtless? In the s-same room as me? I must be dreaming"
-thud-
And the very same girl fell to the floor, unable to handle such excitement. Poor girl.
"Ne, Hyuga-san, what's going on? Is this a normal thing here?" a female voice asked, confused.
"Yes and no." he answered briefly before sighing. "Ms. Haruno please just ignore the idiots on our once respectable stage." the Hyuga answered in an emotionless tone.
The conversation of the two caught the attention of one of the 'idiots' on stage.
"Ah, Neji-kun!" the principal yelled excitedly. "Good thing you're here! Oh, and is that youthful young lady Ms. Haruno?" he asked pointing at Sakura who was beside Neji.
Again with the 'youthful'. Sakura inwardly groaned.
"Hey Sakura-chan!" Itachi greeted with a wink.
She blushed. (He was after all, shirtless)
"Hi Itachi-kun" she replied with a small wave. "What are you guys doing there? Shirtless I mean." she asked (not that she was complaining).
Itachi beamed at her. "Just a display of our youth! But Sasu-chan here won't join us." he finished with a pout.
"Oh, I see. But I don't think he'd be comfortable with that." Sakura said, earning a nod of agreement from the younger Uchiha. "Gay people don't normally go around shirtless do they?" she asked innocently.
Silence.
Complete and utter silence.
Every one in the room stared at her.
The female population seemed ready to murder her.
The male population seemed amused.
Naruto and Kiba were about to burst with laughter. The Hyuga Neji's lips were twitching upwards.
And Sasu-chan? I meant, Sasuke-kun?
His hands were shaking.
One second..
Naruto and Kiba finally laughed out loud.
Two seconds..
Gai started giving a lecture about the youthfulness of a person regardless of their gender.
Three seconds..
A random fan girls grew hysterical, continuously muttering about her Sasuke-kun being 100 percent male.
Four seconds..
Neji covered his face, covering up a smile.
Five seconds..
Sasuke cracks.
"FINE!" He screamed, clutching the bottom of his shirt. He narrowed his eyes at his brother and said "Go to hell Itachi."
And with that, he took his shirt off, earning squeals of delight from the now fainted fan girls of his, and a few disappointed sighs from those who wanted to prove that he was gay.
And Sakura?
Surprisingly, she was no longer there.
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The moment she spotted that particular cap from where she was standing back in the auditorium, she immediately went after it.
It was him, she was sure! That was the same cap that the mysterious guy wore when he saved her. That autograph black cap with the customized artwork on it. It was him! It had to be!
She stops for a while to catch her breath. Suddenly she hears squeals of joy coming from the auditorium.
"I guess, Sasuke's not gay after all." she sighed. "Damn, I can't believe I missed that." disappointment very evident in her voice.
"Missed what?" a male voice suddenly asked.
She looks up, and her eyes widen at what she sees.
"NO FREAKING WAY!" she screamed, disbelief very evident from her expression. " T-the guy that saved me.. was YOU?!"
And all she got from him was a smile and a nod.
A/N: I know, I know!! It's been what? a month? more? argg.. Sorry :( I was busy with school, so yeah.. Sorry!
Well, if you thought I wasn't going to update this, well I thought so too! haha. But don't worry, I'll finish this! YEAH!!
Hehe.. anyways, who do you think it was? Hmm.. :D Find out on the next chapter! weee!
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