Sorry this took so long... got bored... then had to go to camp... then (spoiler alert!) was fangirling over Impulse in "bloodlines".
Me: Robin?
Robin: yup.
Me: Disclaimer?
Robin: oomara13 doesn't own anything but her brain.
The Team slunk into the Training room quietly, each coming in from a different door. Miss Martian was in camoflage mode, and everyone else was wearing any sort of armor they could find. In other words, pots and pans. They crept around the perimeter of the room until they were surrounding it from all sides, getting into their respective battle positions.
Aqualad was just about to call an advance, when bat shaped cookies came flying in every direction from the fort. Almost all of them hit their targets, except for Megan because she was hard to spot. After a moment of stunned silence, Robin leapt to the top of his fort and began throwing an arsenal of weapons at his attackers- paper balls, throw pillows, cookies, and any other little odds and ends he could find.
'Advance!' Aqualad ordered from his side of the room, just in time to get smacked in the head with a stick. Megan was doing her best to stop overly dangerous items before they hit their marks, such as rocks, arrows scavenged from Artemis' room, empty soda bottles, and a blue plastic spatula that seemed to get thrown over and over again. 'where does that keep coming from?...'
Even with non-lethal weapons, Robin was doing a good job at protecting the remote. Every time one of his assailants got too close to the fort, he let loose a hearty barrage of the aforementioned weapons, plus a certain spatula.
The offense wasn't doing too bad either though. Even though they weren't allowed dangerous weapons, and didn't have as much ninja training, Robin wasn't going unscathed. Artemis chucked a pillow at him that knocked him back into the fort.
And so the epic battle of the throw pillows waged on, Robin dishing out an impressive amount of damage, everyone else almost managing to come close to nudging him.
Probably one of the most interesting events of the whole battle was when Robin ran out of ammo, climbed atop his fort and shouted, "I harness the power of Tralfaz to incapacitate you for the next two turns!"
Upon hearing this, all the geeks in the room who knew what he was talking about, which is to say, just Kid Flash, fell over and rolled around for awhile. Everyone else threw pillows back at Robin, thus giving him more ammunition.
The battle finally ended when, in a genius move, miss martian went camo and flew in just behind a pillow that was sent flying towards Robin. He dodged the pillow easily, but was not expecting the invisible martian to knock him out of the fort. Knowing when he was beaten, Robin grinned widely, and backed into the shadows, leaving nothing but a cackle behind.
Miss Martian, victorious, emerged from the fort with the sought after prize, the television remote. Cheering, her teammates made their way back to the living room to watch their movie.
Robin, lord of cookies and shadows, was appeased for now, and would allow them to watch their movie in peace. For now...
Mwuhuhuhuhuh... i suppose eventually i'll have to end this... but that can wait. for now i can make Robin the Bawss lord of shadows and cookies. (and to some extent spatulas...)
Robin: I command you to review! I will use the virtual spatula of doom! -[]
*SWAT! SWAT!*