Yukari stopped midway, remembering what Mitsuru ordered her. "Aww shit," She moaned.

"Why would senpai keep him here? His face looks like he's stuck forever in the friendzone, for fuck's sake... except he doesn't have any friends..."

And another level up for Takeba.

Yukari backtracked and begrudgingly stomped back to Minato's room.

She kicked the door open. "Get the he-"

She looked below to see Minato rocking back and forth, sucking on his thumb and singing "All Shall Fade".

Minato noticed her and sighed. "Would you like to spit on me or kick my ass?"

"Second option, really, I so wish I could," Yukari groaned. "I wanna punch you really hard, right now."

"Then again, you might break a nail and go into a hissy fit doing it..." Minato mumbled. "Actually, why don't you smile more? It'd be a nice break from your ugly bitchy side..."

Yukari let out a harpy screech from Hell and pounced on Minato. "You sad little virgin. You won't ever see me on top of you, never in a million years," She grabbed him by the collar again and began rocking him. "My perfect body is reserved for a prince charming. A God among men, do you hear me!?"

"When did Gekkoukan become Disney Land, then? I've never seen so many Prince Charmings in a single campus," Minato repeated sadly. "Besides, you're not even that hot... sucks to try being someone who you can't be. Trust me, I know it bites." Minato nodded to himself, before retreating into his depression again. "Oh, I'm sorry, sorry, I let my anger speak for a moment, and-"

Yukari growled lowly and her eyes flashed red.

"Son of a-"

But she was interrupted by another quake shaking the building.

Yukari shrieked. "It's coming closer. That damn thing is near."

Meanwhile, Minato was wondering. "For some reason, I totally can't feel my boxers..."

Yukari groaned and pulled Minato up and started dragging him away by his collar. The two went up several steps, passed by the command room, which would be safest place to hide in, but nope.

Yukari dragged Minato onto the roof and slammed the door shut.

"Phew, safe here," Yukari slowly slid down against the door.

"Don't you think that thing could climb up and..."

"Shut up emo, My calculations are never wrong," Yukari spat.

"Okay..." Minato said sadly, looking at the ground.

Yukari twitched. "I swear, you're the biggest pain in my ass since that double ended-" Yukari took a closer look at his face.

"... Hey, now you kinda remind me of that Okay Guy mem-"

A growl cut Yukari off.

"Goddammit, can I finish a fucking sentenc-"

She looked over to the side and saw a jet black hand holding onto the roof.

"Oh shit, its here!" Yukari stood up. She looked below at Minato and growled. "This is all your fault, asshole."

"I know," Minato curled up and began singing Last Resort.

A mass of limbs armed with dozens of swords and a blue mask climbed onto the roof.

Yukari gulped. "Crap baskets..."

"He seems so lonely..." Minato muttered. "Like me..."

Yukari panted and took a step back as the shadow took a step forward. She tried to pull something out of her thigh hostler, but two slashes later she was cursing Minato and dropping to the ground in pain.

Minato stepped in front of her.

"Coward! Think you are tough by hitti-"

The Shadow then looked directly at Minato.

"I mean you should kill me first..." He gulped.

The Shadow charged for our protagonist, who sighed. "This is it... Mother, father..." He took a deep breath. "Holy shit, I have to pee first!" The shadow aimed a thrust for Minato's heart, but he rolled to the side.

"Time out!" Minato cried.

The shadow aimed another thrust.

"I told you, never kill someone with a blad-" The sword missed Minato's forehead by mere inches and it ended up ripping a few strands of his hair off.

"..." Minato went speechless.

"Oh thank God," Yukari said cheerfully, even though she was bleeding to death. "That kinda makes him more bearable." Minato looked as dead as ever. "Slash his face off, too!"

Minato just stared lifelessly at his fallen strands of hair. He couldn't believe it...

Yukari blinked when she observed a flash of anger in Minato's eyes.

The shadow came closer for another strike but this time, Minato finally exploded.

"You fucking douche pickle!" Minato let out a roar, scaring the crap outta both Yukari and shadow. You just don't touch the protagonist's hair like that. "You sorry son of a bitch!" Our protagonist charged right for the monstrosity.

The Shadow sailed one of its swords forward towards Minato, but the teenager swiftly ducked and snatched the blade away. "Takebitch, close your eyes," He warned.

"Don't order me around, you sluuuuuuuuu-"

A slash of Minato's sword and splatter of ichor later.

"... My virgin eyes exposed to such horror..." she stated.

Minato was cussing various profanities at the Shadow, all the while ripping it apart slowly and with pleasure. "You picked the wrong house, foo'. Tryna step up to me in mah own crib, roll the fuck outta here with yo punk ass!"

"Is he speaking ghetto?" Yukari blinked. "Aw, shit that's hot."

"He's really giving that Shadow a pounding," Yukari noted. "Oooh yeah, shove your foot up his vagina!" Another level up!

Minato delivered a final blow to the Shadow, which dissolved into ichor and began to fade. The protagonist panted hard, a sick smile on his face. "Cowboy up, ya chanky little shit."

Minato turned around to face Yukari. "Ya want some of this, shorty?"He looked below." Yeah, that's right, you don't touch my hair. Motherfuc-" His eyes landed on some sort of silver gun right next to his feet.

And suddenly, Yukari let out a loud moan as Minato dropped the sword and slid to the ground. His badassery thrown out the window, the same "Okay guy" Expression sliding back into his features once again.

Minato cradled the blade in his palms and sniffed. "What have I done?" He looked at his hands, which were clean of blood but regardless, Minato began cussing himself out. "He had a lonely heart, like mine..."

"He was a fucking shadow," Yukari growled, still bleeding.

Minato looked over to Yukari. "Damn... they make diapers for this sorta stuff, you know?"

"Fuck you," Yukari spat.

Minato ignored her and looked at his ichor stained uniform. "I'm a monster..."

"I wish that gun was real," Yukari bashed her head on the concrete.

"And for my sins, I will pay the ultimate price," Minato picked the gun up, pressed the barrel of the gun to his forehead. "Farewell, Yukari-san!" Minato unloaded a bullet into his skull and shit hit the fan.

Blue mist and glass shards swirled around our protagonist who closed his eyes and muttered. "I'm coming..." Just behind Minato, a creature with a metallic body and an organic head appeared, it seemed just as sad and pathetic as our hero.

Minato turned around and whistled. "Sweet sleep, Minato, you're finally in the hands of a guardian ange-"

"... You're still alive," Yukari muttered. Minato swirled around to face her.

"Yeah, I'm just as stumped as you are," He stated.

She growled. "And your Persona suc-" Minato cut her off by a sharp scream, his Persona screamed as well, both of them feeling like something was ripping them apart.

Two hands came out from Orpheus' body and moments later, Orpheus exploded into a vile, blackened, gigantic dinosaur like creature which had several coffins linked to its back.

"Holy, your persona is on steroids!"

The new persona, death itself, looked over the battlefield. All it spotted was two teenagers, one was a crippled, nearly dead shell of a human while the other was bleeding on the ground.

"..."

"..."

"Y'all are bitches," Thanatos commented.

"We know," Minato nodded sadly.

"I am not a bitch, bitch!" Yukari snarled.

Thanatos then gave a piercing glare to the brunette.

"OhmyGodItotallyam, pleasedon'tkillme!" Yukari nodded furiously as she spoke.

With a primal roar, Thanatos disappeared into blue mist and Yukari finally got up. Minato sighed, another chance to die just passed him.

"Heavens, will I ever be released from this torment..."

Yukari finally had enough.

She grabbed the evoker and smashed it right on the back of Minato's head, making our hero drop onto the ground like a sack of potatoes.

"That shit was getting really old," Yukari sighed.

As the threat was finally over, the two seniors hurried up the stairs and came running onto the roof.

"Is he oka- Oh My Gosh, he's asleep," Mitsuru squealed.

"Yeah.." Yukari sighed dreamily.

Meanwhile, Akihiko observed Yukari who was caked in blood. "They make diapers for this sorta stuff, you know?."

"Kiss my ass, gramps," Yukari spat.

"Sure, sure." Akihiko dismissed Yukari. "Now, whoever loses cleans the floor 123NotIt!" Akihiko yelled as he raised his hand.

"Not it!" Mitsuru spoke.

"Not I- DAMMIT!" Yukari shouted.

Welp, that's done. yes, Minato breaking outta his shell when his emo cut is in danger is another running gag, along with Yukari trying to level up her tough chick persona. One day I'll even make a list of running gags.

Remember, Minato has no fucking way of getting into the velvet room, what do you think will happen? Read and find out.

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Later.