I Don't Own Gravity Falls

Chapter 4

We're Back!

Forest: Sorry for the long Hiatus everyone, school has been getting to be a drag. Any who where back!

Dipper: Oh great *Very sarcastic*

Forest: SIT BOY! *Dipper hits the ground* I'M THE AUTHOR SO YOU WILL LISTEN!

Dipper: For now *Glares at me* *Blows bangs out of face*

Forest: Anywho, let's get started with, SaphiraMockingjay

SaphiraMockingjay: Dear Red Pine, 1. Are you a good arsonist? 2. Do you have a kill list? If so, who is on it? 3. What's dragon divided by crazy? Circle.

-Coin

Dipper: I Don't normally set fire to things, only when my master lets me. But if I do then I make sure it's in a very enjoying way, I like to watch things burn!

Forest: That's why I locked up all the explosives, he's a Pyro! *Shivers*

Dipper: Which I hate you for, adding that to the list of things to kill you over. *Glares* Anywho, yes I have a kill list from my Master; there are mostly people from the Cipher Wheel on it, and anyone my Master thinks is trouble. Other then that *Smiles* I have free rain on torture!

Forest: And this is why I locked up your weapons and numbed your magic. Yet you still hate me, your insane boy! I have to protect our dear readers from you!

Dipper: *Smirks* You don't have to protect all of them *Winks at the readers*

Forest: Okay! Anyone above who is listening to me right now, SAVE US ALL!

Dipper: All religious are fake, sweet Nightmares!

Forest: O_O

Dipper: Dragon divided by Crazy? I hate math, but, Dragon Crazy fan I guess you are *Grins* I would have said Death to all Humans

Forest: *Facepalm* Next is Guest (1)

Guest (1): Hey insane dipper! I got a question: What happened to you? (Author) is it some kind of AU? And back to dipper. Are you sure you're not Ticci toby dressed in dippers clothes? What's your favorite clothes?

-glares at insane dipper-and I'm going to kill you! -tries to kill him, and is badly injured- god dammit! Anyways C ya!

TheOneToEnditAll667

Dipper: What happened, well, where to start? *Sighs* I guess it happened right after I was possessed by my Master. I began to feel odd inside, like something was wrong. Lasps of black outs at midnight to 6 in the morning, and Triangles gave me headaches. Then after Mabel betrayed me, I lost all of my sanity, I snapped and then my darker half saved me from death. Bill gave me a second chance, I was his Proxy and in return he'd show me all I was missing. He's not as bad as he seems, *Shrugs* we all have a mask to fool the world.

Forest: Any is welcome to right this AU, add in whatever you want, and crap. Just give credit and whatnot.

Dipper: I hate you...*Blinks* Ticci Toby, That dudes okay, a little awkward, and no I'm not him, I don't tick or twitch a lot, unless I take my meds that Bill gave me. I just copied his style because it was easier and gave me more of a cooler look *Glares* Why, do you have a problem?

Forest: Well, that was off, and no, no she doesn't. *Nervous smile*

Dipper: *Sharpens Knife* Possible the ones I'm wearing right now. Orange is a good color though...*Thoughtful* *Taps knife to chin* Anywho *attacks*

Forest: Stop breaking things! Mostly people! *Tackles Dipper again*

*Few minuets later of cursing and fighting*

Dipper: *Is in a white jacket tied up and in the corner*

Forest: *Cleaning up the mess* You see, this is why we can't have nice things! *Sighs* Next is Guest (2)

Guest (2): Hey Pine tree or prefer as Dead tree. Dead tree suits you more.

A) are you ticci toby in dippers clothes? ((Refer to above))

B) what happened to your family pine..-glares-

C) you are in a fight with JTHM and JeffTK what would you do (search it up if you don't know)

E) to author: is this a AU? ((Refer to above))

F) *tries to kill you but is badly injured*

G) kill the entire world if you please, if not then ill torture you.

Dipper: Well, my family was mostly killed by my Master. Mabel is locked up in his basement, and my mother and father went off the radar a few days ago. I'm still trying to find them *Taps chin* They always did love Florida...*Grins*

Forest: Not right now! Get through with this and then you can go kill your unloving parents *Sighs*

Dipper: *Pouts cutely* Fiiiiine! *Sighs annoyed* Johnny is a cool dude! We got into a fight once, I almost won, if EJ didn't distract me! I'm calling for a rematch! *Glares at the ground* *Crosses arms*

Forest: Your so cute! XD *Is stabbed* ...Ow...

Dipper: Jeff if great! Me and him go on a ton of killing sprees together! I fought him once, but it ended with no winner because Slendy broke us apart and grounded us from killing. *Shrugs* That last for about 3 minuets. If Jeff wants to fight again I'll do it, when my Master gives me time that is *Grumbles*

Forest: *Too afraid to comfort him* Okay! Good luck with that *Nervous laugh* *Blinks as Guest (2) is hurt.* I told you to stop trying to kill them!

Dipper: But Forest!

Forest: Not buts! Keep answering!

Dipper: *Frowns* Alright! And I won't, becasue I love pain! Seeing other in pain and inflecting it on myself! *Smiles* I think I got that from my Master, Bill. He used to torture me until my pain nerves gave out and I couldn't feel it anymore. It tickles now!

Forest: O_O Ooooookaaaaaay. Well, that's all for now guys! I'll try and update as soon as I can. And I'm sorry I couldn't get to the other people, I just woke up and checked my reviews for this. *Sighs*

Dipper: Great! I've got some rematches to get to and find my baka parents! *Runs off*

Forest: Great, now I have to hunt him down again. Thanks a lot guys! *Gets tazer and net and a BUNCH Tranquilizer for elephants*

*Cam turns off*