Author's Note: Okay so I do not really like this season of House. I mean there are episodes that I like but overall the season hasn't got me hooked. I mean the last four seasons I made sure that I was home in time to watch the episodes but this season I've been like oh I can always watch the reruns on USA. How awful is that? Well I lost interest in writing fanfics for House but hey I have a few more chapters. So enjoy!

Disclaimer: I said it already, I don't own House or Grey's Anatomy because if I did House would be going the way I want it to I would have written out Izzy from season one. Rotflol.

Chapter 4

My Way or the High Way

"Enough chit chat," House said loudly cutting their conversation short, "How am I supposed to survive?" he asked addressing Wilson and his team.

"House, don't you mean how are we supposed to survive?" Wilson asked his friend.

"Actually," House said thoughtfully, "noooo 'cause I really don't care about any of you."

Chase, Cameron and Foreman began to mumble amongst themselves.

"Well he is House." Chase said with a sigh, "I deserve the plague for saving his life."

Foreman laughed, "Yeah but Cameron would have had a bitch fit if you hadn't saved him,' he said.

"True," Cameron added with a smile.

"Come on ducklings," House said from behind them, "daddy needs you to take care of him."

The three fellows groaned and turned to face their boss and his friend.

"Okay, so here it is," House said, "Foreman you scout the area for somewhere to make camp, Chase you search the area for anything we can salvage from the crash, Wilson you're on fresh water duty and I'm just going to sit on that rock over there and wait for you guys to report back to me."

"Wait! What about me?" Cameron asked.

"Oh, you get the most important job," House said matter-of-factly, "you get to carry my bag over there to that rock where I'll be sitting."

Cameron considered this for a second then shrugged, "Sounds good to me," she said with a smile.

"Oh and take whoever you want from that sorry bunch with you men," House said addressing Wilson, Foreman and Chase who nodded in affirmative.

"Wait a second," Burke gave out, "Why exactly do we have to follow you?" he asked House.

"Well let's see," House said thoughtfully tapping his finger against his chin, "I have a plan and people who are smart enough to follow said plan while…uum…let's see…oh yes, you have a bunch of girls and pretty boys and all you've done so far his stand over there and stare like a bunch of morons."

"Who are you calling a girl and a moron?" Bailey asked getting angry.

"Uuh…I don't know…you!" House said with a smirk, he was really enjoying this.

Bailey was fuming but she said nothing more as she could see that none of the others were about to take charge and she sure as hell hadn't a clue what to do in the situation.

"Ok, so since I don't know you people and I don't like any of you, you guys take second…no wait…third place next to my team and Wilson and if you want to survive you better know that it's my way or the high way," he told the Seattle group.

They looked at him questioningly but said nothing.

"Besides," he continued, "my father was a Marine and he took me camping with him all the time, claimed it was character building," he said making air quotes when he said the word camping.

The Seattle group stared at him disdainfully but said nothing. House returned to ignoring their presence and walked over to his rock to take a seat with Cameron right behind him.

"Hurry up people," he called out to the others, "we are losing daylight."

"Okay," Burke said walking up to House, "let's see how your way goes for now."

"Ooh goodie!" House said feigning excitement, "I'm the big boss man."

Cameron chuckled from his side on the rock.

After that the search parties were chosen. Foreman took Karev and Grey with him to search for a camp site, Wilson took Stevens, O'Malley and Burke with him and Chase took the other three.

"What do you know," House said to Cameron as they watched the others walk away, "I'm actually good at being the big boss man."

Cameron giggled and House liked the sound of it.

"What do you know," she replied, "I'm actually good at being lobby art."

House chuckled and the fell into a comfortable silence as they waited for the others to return from their scouting, with Cameron adding small random comments every now and again to prevent the area from being too quiet.

Author's Note: Okay so that's chapter four. Hope you liked it. Please review and I'll try to update again soon.