A/N MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION! THIS CHAPTER IS RATED T DUE TO THE LYRICS IN THE SONG! IF YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE SONG, THAN YOU CAN READ IT, OTHERWISE, I WANT TO ASK YOU TO GO TO THE NEXT CHAPTER! YOU WON'T MISS OUT ON ANYTHING, JUST THE SONG AND IF YOUR PARENTS SAY IT'S OK, YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT ON YOUTUBE, BUT FOR NOW JUST GO TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!
And for the rest of you that can listen to this, enjoy!
The boys were listening to "Wanna be your lover" when Isabella walked up to them.
"Hey, Phineas," she said. Phineas and Ferb both looked up.
"Oh, hey, Isabella," Phineas said. Ferb waved.
"Whatch'ya doing?" Isabella asked, looking at the screen.
"We are listening to 'Weird al' Yankovic, have you ever heard of him?" Phineas asked.
"Umm, I don't think so," Isabella said.
"Do you want to listen to a song from him?" Phineas asked.
Isabella saw what the title was and saw a man with long hair in a red suit with his hand on his heart and singing to the audience.
"Oh, Phineas, I would love to!" she said, thinking that he was going to un-pause the video.
"Great!" Phineas said. He typed in the search engine "The Jerry Springer Show by 'Weird Al' Yankovic"
"You're going to show me that song?" Isabella said, trying not to sound disappointed.
"Yep, it's funny! And, I'm even going to show you the lyrics!" Phineas said excitingly. Ferb looked at Isabella and smiled.
"Well, that's great, I guess," Isabella said. Phineas clicked on the first video he saw; it was orange with the lyrics in white letters on the screen. The song started almost instantly.
It's been one week since we got to seeCheatin' lovers and cousins that marryFive days since they had the showWith the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack hoThree days since we heard the taleAbout the guy who learned his woman was a she-maleYesterday it occurred to meThat I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry SpringerHoly cow, d'you see it last week?Well, they had this one freakWho sucker-punched his whole familyDo you recall when the brawlBecame a total free-for-allAnd Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the refereeHey, see the stripper with the implantsShe likes to lap danceAnd date the boyfriend of her motherNow here come's Jerry's next guestAnd it's a slugfest'Cause it's her trailer trash brotherNymphomaniac is back on crackIt's like "When Animals Attack"They all exhibit reprehensible behaviorHit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothesStep on their toes, that's how it goesThey get so violent they have to sign a waiverThey're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blameOn the air? They don't care, they've got no shameThere was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strangeWhen he found out that his wife had a sex changeThey have a tendency to scream and yell constantlyThey have a history of ripping off their shirtsIt's been one week since they had the fightWith the Siamese twins and the transvestiteFive days since that awful brawlThey still haven't got the blood off the wallIt's been three days since the bitter fuedBetween the KKK and that gay Jewish black dudeYesterday, finally dawned on meI'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer[Guy Guest :] Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister[Gal Guest :] Oh? Well, which one?[Guy Guest :] All of them[Gal Guest :] Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake![Guy Guest :] Yah? Well, well me too![Gal Guest :] Oh![Guy Guest :] And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie!(barking)[Gal Guest :] Woofie, you b-tch![Gal Guest :] Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat!(baaahhing)[Guy Guest :] That goat doesn't love you!Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'Jerry's the king of confrontationHe's a sensationHe puts the 'sin' in syndicationIt's totally worthless, like a bad checkIt's like a train wreckDon't wanna stare but you can't look awayLike Sally Jesse he does talk showsBut with more weirdosThe ratings jumpin' higher everydayIf you've seen the show, well then you knowIt's just as low as you can goThe guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygieneAnd pretty soon some ugly goonComes in the room and then it's BOOMIn the face of some unsuspecting drag queenWell it's the kind of show where people scream obscenitiesYankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies"Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chantShould I turn off my TV? I just can'tI have a tendency to watch it religiouslyI have a history of taping each oneIt's been one week since the show aboutPsycho killers with problems they should work outFive days since the big surpriseWhen some loser's wife said she's shtill dating twenty guysThree days wince he interviewedA bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nudeYesterday, it occurred to meThat I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry SpringerTired of wastin' my time on that Jerry SpringerI've got way too much class to watch Jerry SpringerCome over here and pull on my finger
The two boys were laughing uncontrollably by the end of the song. Isabella had her mouth wide open staring at the screen.
"That was a parody of 'One Week' by the Bearnaked ladies," she said.
"And it was hilarious!" Phineas said, after the laughter had died down.
"Wow, Phineas, really?" Isabella asked.
"What, you don't like it?" Phineas asked.
"Well, I do but wasn't that a little, um, dirty?" Isabella asked.
"Yeah, a little, but out of all his songs, that's the dirtiest one that I found," Phineas said.
"Can I listen to another song that," Isabella said, as she made a motion with her hands, "you know…"
"Not like that?" Ferb asked.
"Yes, exactly!" Isabella said, pointing at Ferb.
"Ok, I can do that," Phineas said.