I'm sorry this took so long! I hate being sick!
Thank you for being patient with me! :D
And I just want to say that Adam hit 1 million subs a few days ago! WOO! (the video gave me an idea *engage mischievous face*)
Chapter 3
The Power of Budder (AN: I swear to god I wrote this title BEFORE the last Epic Jump Map Budder Edition episode)
"Holy shit!" Ty said, stumbling backwards, "What the hell is wrong with your eyes?!"
"What do you mean?" Bless asked, the light from her eyes intensifying a bit.
"Well, for one thing, they're fucking glowing!" Ty replied, still pretty startled.
"Erm... what?" Bless said, the confused look on her face concealed by the shadows in her cell.
"Wait. You didn't know that your eyes glow?" Ty asked back, now confused as well.
"I haven't seen what my face looks like since the last time I saw water, and that was before I got here. They were normal then. If we needed water here, then maybe I'd have known they were glowing before," she replied, walking over to the wall and resting her head on it, "I should have known already, though, with what they put me through."
"What do you mean?"
"After they killed my brother, they locked me in here. They weren't very smart then, even less so than now, so I escaped this cell several times. But because of the way this block is set up, with the other side of that door being a small lake, they managed to catch me. After that happened about 5 more times, they sent me to the End, thinking that I'd die there, but they didn't account for the fact that I still had my sword," Bless smiled, then continued, "I ended up killing the dragon after a while, which opened the portal back. The endermen weren't happy in the least, and started swarming me as I went to grab the egg before I came back here. I had barely touched the egg, right before they killed me, when I felt a slight shock, and then they just... stopped. They quit attacking, and acted like they would if I hadn't aggravated them. When I jumped through the portal, I reappeared at my old base, the last place I truly slept. I thought I was safe, and built a place for the egg to hatch in peace."
"Then how did you end up back here?" Ty asked, as he sat down on his small bunk.
"They traced my goggles, with a tracking device they had placed in the strap. By the time I had found and removed it, it was too late, so I released the dragon that had hatched a few weeks earlier and waited. They found me and took me back here, where they had taken measures to keep me from escaping like I had before," Bless said, lying down on her bunk, "You may as well try to sleep; I think they'll be shutting off the lights soon."
"Oh... Okay then. Night," Ty said, lying down on his bunk.
Meanwhile, at the temporary base thingy...
"Okay," Adam said, pacing around, "We need to get moving. We don't know how long we have until those damn squids kill Ty."
"But we don't have any idea where they are! They could be anywhere, and we can't just pick a direction!" Jason said, leaning against the wall of their small cave.
"Yeah, you're right… What about that book?" Adam asked, taking the book from his inventory and looking at its cover, "It says 'Guide to Being a Squid.'"
"Maybe they put coordinates in there!" Jason said with a hopeful tone in his voice.
Adam opened the book and started scanning through the pages. After about 5 minutes of searching, most of that time spent trying to find the end of the pages that were nothing more than how 'awesome' the Squid Army is, he found the coordinates to their base.
"Hold on," Adam said, snapping the book shut and replacing it in his inventory, "How are we supposed to make it to their base using coordinates if we don't even know our own coordinates?"
"Good point. We need a debug menu or something," Jason said, sliding down the wall and sitting again. Suddenly, Adam yelled in surprise. Jason looked over and saw that one side of Adam's sunglasses was now glowing red, instead of both turning blue, like when he opened his inventory.
"I think I just solved our problem," Adam said after the shock wore off, turning to face Jason, "We need to head northeast."
"How do you know?"
"I opened a debug menu."
"How did you manage that?"
"I have no clue."
"Oh… Well then, if we're going now, we need to gear up. Was there any more armor in the chest besides this one set?" Jason asked, standing up and walking over to the pile of armor.
"No, I don't think so," Adam replied, deactivating the debug menu and walking over to the armor, "Take the helmet and leggings, I'll take the chest plate. We'll keep the boots just in case."
"Ok…. How do we put them on?" Jason asked skeptically, picking up the helmet and trying to put it on top of his helmet. Suddenly, the helmet merged with Jason's helmet, turning it from blue to golden. The leggings did the same, turning the legs of his spacesuit outfit golden.
"Damn… That's awesome!" Adam said, sliding on the chest plate, which had shrunk to fit him perfectly. They left their little cave, each carrying a budder sword, and started heading northeast. As they walked past a small lake, they failed to notice the squid watching them from its depths.
Meanwhile, in Dirt's throne room…..
"I thought I told you to clean out that chest!" Dirt yelled at one of his soldiers.
"I was going to, but I didn't think they'd get there so quickly," the soldier said, cowering slightly.
"Obviously, you don't think much at all! YOU'RE FIRED!" Dirt yelled, reaching for a lever near him.
"Does that mean I get to leave?" the now ex-soldier asked, slightly hopeful.
"You get to leave my sight," Dirt replied, flipping the lever, which opened a trapdoor beneath the ex-soldier, dropping into a pit of fire. He then looked at a small group of soldiers that had just watched their friend, for lack of a better term, get fired.
"You five! Go intercept the two crafters! They are directly southwest of here!"
"Yes sir!" they all said in unison, running out the door.
And back with Adam and Jason...
"I think we should find some shelter," Jason said, looking around, the worried expression on his face concealed by his helmet.
"Why do you think that?" Adam asked, looking straight ahead. The left lens of his sunglasses was glowing red again as he kept track of their coordinates.
"Because... it's getting dark... and there are zombies and whatnot in the dark," Jason said, a worried tone leaking into his voice.
"I'm not going to stop because of a few fucking zombies! You can find some shelter if you want, I'm not stopping until we've saved Ty and killed all of those fucking squids," Adam said, annoyance evident in his voice as he continued walking.
"Well, here's your chance," Jason said as five squids came running at them from over the hill, each one wearing an iron chest plate and carrying an iron sword. Adam and Jason pulled out their swords and started running at the squids. Adam immediately slashed at the chest plate of the nearest squid. The chest plate immediately disintegrated, leaving a large burn across the chest of the squid.
"Holy shit," Adam whispered, stabbing his sword through the chest of the burned squid, causing the squid to violently explode into a cloud of blue dust.
"Hey! Can I get some help over here?" Jason yelled, fending off two of the squids while the other two ran at Adam, who swung his sword through their necks, causing them to explode like their friend had.
"Just a second!" Adam yelled back, doing a front flip into the two squids and slashing his sword through them.
"How the fuck do you do that?" Jason asked, watching as the two squids exploded into nothing.
"I don't have a clue," Adam said, looking at his sword, which he had just noticed glowed faintly.
"Well... okay then... Shall we continue?" Jason asked, putting his sword back in his inventory and walking over the hill.
"Yeah... Screw shelter," Adam said, running after his friend.
OK, for the sole purpose of the fact that I want you to be able to 'see' what goes on in these segments, I look almost exactly like Bless, only my eyes are orange, the stripes on my sweatshirt are orange, and I wear a set of black and orange headphones instead of goggles. Kay? Kay.
To Adam: Don't worry, everything's gonna be alright. The squids won't kill Ty. Trust me, I won't let them. *holds up budder gun* Here's some budder. *hands Adam 64 stacks of budder*
Adam: ERMAHGERD DER BERDDER! *rolls around in budder*
To Bless: Do you think you look cool in goggles? And will your original name be revealed soon?
Bless: I think I look pretty epic in goggles. And you'd have to ask the author. *swings sledgehammer through a wall*
Me: *steps through hole in wall* DAMMIT! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL?!
Bless: *tries to hide in corner*
Me: Damn right, you better try to hide. *grumbles and walks through hole again, sealing it with silly putty and bits of drywall*
To Ty: If the guard you told to go to hell DID go to hell, how would that make you feel?
Ty: It'd make me feel like I could make it rain money.
To Adam: Why do you get pissed easily?
Adam: *still rolling in budder* Hmm? Oh... I'm stressed... Stress makes me angry... mmmm budder...
To Jason: Do you always have to put up with Adam getting pissed?
Jason: Unfortunately. He can be a bitch sometimes.
Adam: I heard that! ...mmm budder...
To Ty: Do you really want the squids to go to the Nether? (I know I do)
Ty: Who doesn't want the squids to burn in the Nether?
To Bless: Who was your brother?
Bless: My brother... was my brother. *dramatic music*
To Adam: When did the BUDDER obsession start?
Adam: I can't answer that, sadly, because I am just a fictional representation of a real person that lives in the mind of an insane 14-year-old girl. *swings sledgehammer through patched wall*
Me: THAT'S IT! TO THE SQUID ROOM WITH YOU! *throws Adam in a room of squids*
Squids: HEY. HEY, WE'RE SQUIDS. SQUIDS. WE'RE SQUIDS. HEY. SQUIDS.
Adam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O!
Me: That's what you get for breaking the fourth wall!
Alright, guys, that's all I've got for this chapter. Hope you've enjoyed! I'd love it if you left a review! :D
-Jordyn out!