"ok we're here!" declare the red head neko. They finally reach the castle and Deidara was trying to catch his breath.
"Ok, now all you have to do is look for the queen, or king, whoever you like to call it and get their help!" instructed Kittysori.
"Aren't you going with me?" ask the blonde scare not wanting to be alone in this place.
"Nope sorry I can't!" said the other boy sheepishly.
"Why?"
"well you see, I heard from Sasofairy there was a flea market and where having a big sale! And I need more wood and I want does boots they where having!" explain the cat fire appearing out of nowhere. Deidara sweatdrop.
"Sure whatever you say." Said the blonde.
'then boys say that girls are crazy for shopping.' Joked Hiruko making the blonde rolled his eyes.
"so all I have to do is go inside and ask for the queen?" ask Deidara. The cat boy nodded his head.
"yup and he'll help you get home." Said Kittysori then add "Tell him that I say hi and to cut down from eating to much candy."
Then saying that the red head went running away to god knows where. Deidara sigh and head to the castle. As he was close enough he didn't know either to just walk inside or knock.
'Just go in you damn sissy.' command Hiruko.
"Wants you hurry anyways?" ask Deidara not like the puppet.
"Nothing really, but your just there standing like a stupid blonde. Oh wait you are one. Hahahaha" joked the puppet on his shoulder.
Deidara just stare at him not getting the joke if it was one. So the blonde deiced to go inside. He pushes open the door surprise that it wasn't that heavy to push.
As he was inside there was a lot of red heads with maids outfit on. They all stop what they where doing and look at him. All of them started to shriek and ran towards him.
An hour later or so.
'damn now I wish I was either recall or if I where you got the getting laid one.' Exclaim Hiruko surprise that the whole maid in the castle gave him kisses. "So how many does all of them make."
"including the one from this morning 99 only need one more." Replied Deidara a little bit dizzy at the moment.
Just then the floor started to shake.
'oh my god it's a earthquake. Take cover!" yelled Hiruko going into a panic mode.
Before anyone could do anything a big round thing came into view.
Both Deidara and Hiruko gasp in surprise at the thing.
It was another red head only that this one had a royal outfit on and was really really fat and round all over. It had round face, round arms, a really big body that was really round. Short legs which where also round. The blonde and the puppet wonder how he ever got in to the outfit he was wearing right now. It seems to hurt sense it seem really tight.
'holy shit I think he beat the world wide record of being fat.' Exclaim Hiruko with Deidara nodding his head in agreement.
"You, introduce yourself." Ordered the big teen in front of them.
"um am Deidara un." Said the boy still staring at the guy, who just so happens to have a squeaky voice.
"Oh you're the famous Deidara that's been rumor around my kingdom." Said the King "Well Am Kingsori, am in charge of Soriland."
The big red head look at the blonde up and down. Deidara shiver getting uncomfortable with the staring.
"oh someone's checking you out.' Tease the puppet earning a glare from the boy.
'oh shut up! Your lucky you're an ugly puppet." Snap Deidara.
"Who you calling ugly ugly." Hiss Hiruko.
Before the blonde could answer, the fat king spoke.
"Hm your not bad looking…flat chest but you'll do." He stated.
Deidara stood there with his eyes and mouth wide open twitching. On the other hand the lump of the puppet start to laugh out laugh.
'hahahahahaha this is gold! He thinks you're a chick!" howl Hiruko of laughter.
The blue eyed boy deiced to ignore him, "You do realize am a guy, dude, macho"
"I know but I thought your were one of those dude's that had operation or something." Replied the fat dude.
At this Hiruko stop laughing and his eyes start twitching with the blonde even though he was a puppet.
"Well anyways, you need to change clothing; you look disgusting in that one." Stated Kingsori.
"Your one to talk." Mutter Deidara.
"Did you say something?"
"Er..no..sir…"
"Oh ok… Maidsori 980 come here this minute!" call the king.
Then another red head appear with a maid outfit on. He bow and went over to them.
"Yes sir?"
"Please take this thing and change his clothing… also he needs a bath he smells and I don't want any germs on me. Who knows where he's been." Ordered the king.
"Hai!' bow the maid and grab the blonde by the wrist. "Come on."
"Hm most you be here with me?" ask the blonde feeling awkward as the red head maid was washing him.
"Yup!" said the maid cheerfully.
'hehehehe careful Dei he might rape you!" joked Hiruko who was place on a self.
'shut up!' snapped the boy had a vein pop out. He then yelp when the red head was going down, where he wasn't suppose to.
"What the hell?" he exclaim going to the other side of the bathtub if it was possible.
"Cleaning you."
"Yeah well not in that area, you wont." Remark the blonde "I'll do it my self."
"Ok."
Deidara look at him which was making him confused. "Can you look the other way please."
"Oh …hm sure..i guess." And the red head turn around.
As Deidara wash himself he heard the maid chuckle. When he was done the maid gave him the clothing.
"Come outside when your done." Said the maid in a sing along tone. "by the way cute butt."
With that the maid left giggling.
'awww Dei has a cute little butt." Tease Hiruko. The blonde went over he was and push the thing making it fall.
'ow what was that for?" hissed the puppet.
"Nothing, aren't you suppose to be a puppet."
Once The blonde change he looks sort of angry. They gave him a short skirt that looks like a uniform. A black mini shirt that reveals his stomach his shirt with a net shirt also some net leggings.
"Oh mama someone looks smexy." Whisper someone in his ears. The blonde scream and jump back into the tub.
The intruder laugh "you should have seen your face."
"You….how the hell you came in here?" accuse Deidara.
"through the window of course." Point out the red head.
'His is a cat.' Remind the puppet and end up flying with the kick of his new friend.
"Kittysori, weren't you suppose to be somewhere?" ask the blonde crossing his arms.
"Nope!" said the neko grinning "Beside I didn't want to miss the little show just now."
Deidara twitch his eyes "perv!"
"Am not!" said the cat offend.
Deidara rolled his eyes and went outside with the cat following.
'so are you going to dine with the thing?' ask Hiruko.
'do I have any choice?'
'good point'
He kept talking with Hiruko and was going to change his mind but was taken away from a maid.
"Kittysori help!" cried out the blonde.
"Oh my God Sasoclown! Long time no see!" said the red head leaving the blonde alone.
"Damn you!"
So for the long wait and the shortness of the chapter. i was haing writers block and couldnt come up with anymore stuff... next chapter will be better. Tell the truth i didnt felt giving a effort writing this chapter, didnt had any more ideas . stupid bob!
oh well anyways reviews...i'll write more sense summer start now