Hit By A Vehicle Equals Transported To Middle Earth

by Skywolf42

I'm on metaphorical crack today. Or Kili-muse is. Not sure. This is about the interestingly popular usage of horrible accidents involving being hit by a vehicle of varying kinds to get a modern day OC into Middle Earth. Each chapter is another version. I did Version 1 the way I did because I was feeling a bit coldly logical at the time. It's meant to be funny, not offensive. ;)

4. Chapter 4

Version 4:

Once upon a time there was a woman who was way too infatuated with the Hobbit. She wanted to go to Middle Earth so badly, she finally decided that it was worth trying the hit-by-a-vehicle-and-wake-up-in-Middle-Earth approach.

So she stood on the edge of the Highway and ran in front of an oncoming truck. It hit her and everything went black.

When she awoke, she found herself – finally! – in the arms of the character she was most infatuated with…. Fili of the line of Durin.

She seduced him and they fell in love then fell in battle together. She went with him to Mahal's Halls where they feasted and fucked for the rest of their existences….

The End.