"Alice," I grit out through clenched teeth, "I thought I was meeting someone, not meeting up with your brother!"

A chuckle. His chuckle. Like. Fracking. Music.

I met Edward in the seventh grade, he was in eighth, just a year older than Alice and me. The first time I laid eyes on him, I was upside on the floor with me ankles to my ears. You heard right folks, I had fallen, tripped on nothing, and ended up in one of the most embarrassing positions ever. I am so glad I was always a jeans girl, that could've been way worse.

Anyway, Alice was my instant new bff and Edward was…well he was a bit of a jerk.

Okay, I'm exaggerating a little, all he did was laugh at my predicament, he didn't stop laughing. By the time I had straightened myself out, had he stopped, so I unleashed my amazingly awesome wit skills and tore him a new one.

Well maybe not, I just called him a jerk, but that's not the way it goes in my head…

In my head, he apologized, grabbed me and kissed me senseless. A bit much for the mind of a seventh grader, I know, but by then I had discovered a site called fan fiction…It opened my eyes, big time. Plus, you should have seen this boy all decked out in nerd! Two words: Gor and geous!

That's one word you twit, oh hush, he's speaking!

"I was told the same thing, but its nice to see you again Bella." Oh my… that fracking wink!

That everything…..

I digress. Wait…what did he say?

"Oh! Right! Of course Edward, its great to see you too, I was just expecting something more along the lines of a uh…pick-me-up…" A pick me up? The hell is wrong with me! "Forget I said that, it sounded…odd."

God I'm such a fool….

Oh, his laugh…wow.

"Say no more, I was actually expecting the same thing. I don't know what to believe anymore." Oh that smirk…sigh.

"Alice? What do you have to say for yourself, hmmm?"

"I…uh…well…!" What?

"Um, no way in hell Ali! This is your brother and me we're talking about! NO! Just no!"

Later…

Damn. I'm such a fool. A stupid, stupid fool.

I've got a beta!*waves hand b/c she'll most def see this!* I'm so happy!As well, I've got two people who have story alerted JFI! (granted, one of them IS my beta, but I digress:P)

Anyway, a HUGE thanks to my new beta: Oh Hi ! She'll be the reason that I'll be updating AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE and NOT just when I feel like sitting down and typing something down even though I have (almost!) zero readers...I digress.

R&R!

~DontYa.

p.s my beta…is amazingJ