Lilyshine: *Enters the main challenge room texting on a cell phone* Where…Are you…Skypelt? Ugh! Nobody cares if your boyfriend broke up with you!
*Whole Camera Crew is laughing in the backround*
Hey! Is the camera on, Spikeheart?
Spikeheart: Possibly….
Lilyshine: I am so going to kill you!
*Lilyshine lets out her bright purple claws then pulls them back in when Darkmoon walks in*
Darkmoon: Yo are we gonna start the show?
Lilyshine: um it's kinda already started
Darkmoon: what do you *sees that the camera is on* Ohhhhhh
Lilyshine: Well anyways! I'm Lilyshine and this is one of my co-hosts, Darkmoon! And I welcome all of you to Total Mousebrained Warriors!
*Wishpaw, Stormcloud, Amberpaw, and Cometpaw come running in with notepads and pens*
Amberpaw: *Bouncing up and down* Can you repeat that again please? We didn't have a chance to write it down
Darkmoon:*Rudely* you don't need to take notes on EVERYTHING you know!
*The Interns run away crying*
Lilyshine: Darkmoon!
Darkmoon: What? I said I was sorry.
Lilyshine: No you did not! Go apologize while I introduce the contestants.
Darkmoon: ugh Fineeee
Lilyshine: OK moving on. Now please welcome our contestants!
*All 12 contestants are raised from a platform in the floor.*
Lilyshine: Here they are!
*Wolfpaw randomly falls from the ceiling and lands on top of Brook*
Stormfur: *From the audience* No! My baby!
Lilyshine: Wolfpawwwwww why did you drop for the ceiling?
Wolfpaw:I felt like it.
Lilyshine: Well did you ask first?
Wolfpaw: No, but-
Lilyshine: No buts!
Wolfpaw: But-
Lilyshine: *Yelling* I SAID NO BUTS! TO THE CORNER WITH YOU!
*Wolfpaw walks over to the corner and pouts*
Lilyshine: Well now that's over, let's meet the contestants!
*Darkmoon runs in chasing Wishpaw with Jayfeather's stick*
Lilyshine: Darkmoooonnnnnn what are you doing!
Darkmoon: She stole my black clawpolish!
Wishpaw: Help me!
Cloudfur: *From the roped of area where the crazed fans are put* BANANA!
Lilyshine: Wha-?
*A Banana flies in from the roped of area and hits Leafpool*
Leafpool: Ow!
Lilyshine: OK, who gave the crazed fan over there a banana !
Moonfur: *From the Kitchen* Not me….
Darkmoon: *Still chasing Wishpaw* I will get you!
Wishpaw: Mommy! Save me from the mean lady!
*Wishpaw stops for a second then grabs the stick from Darkmoon's paws*
Wishpaw: I will get you Tigerstar!
*Wishpaw runs to Tigerstar and starts beating him with the stick*
Tigerstar: If I die, burry me with my PillowPets!
Lilyshine: This is NOT going well!
Falconcry: YA think?
Lilyshine: NOT in the mood , Falconcry
*Skypelt randomly walks in*
Skypelt: Hello everyone! I am back! And I'm single!
Darkmoon: Like anyone cares!
Thornclaw: I care…..
Brairpetal: Hehe…. I got a Cupcake. AAAAAHHHHH*Throws Cupcake at Berrynose* HA HA!
Lilyshine: Who gave the blue kitty a Cupcake?
Moonfur: Me I guess?
Lilyshine: Well you didn't ask TO THE CORNER WITH YOU!
Moonfur: Awwwwwww. *Walks over to the corner*
Spikeheart: This show is an Epic Fail so far
Skypelt: NOT in the mood, Spikeheart
Spikeheart: Who are you? Lilyshine?
Cometpaw: *walks up to Spikeheart* Hisssssss *Cometpaw stares at him blankly for five minutes then walks away*
Lilyshine: UUhh that wasn't weird at all.
Stormcloud: Heyyyy Echosong? Are you free this Friday night?
Echosong: *Starts singing Katy Perry's 'Last Friday Night'*
Stormcloud: Um ok.
Lilyshine: Well that's all the time we have for today folks! See you next time on Total Mouse-brained Warriors! Sorry this was an Epic Fail.
***** So did you like that? I know I did! Well see you next time!
~VIOLET!*****