Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. Or even the laptop I'm writing this on, which belongs to my parents. How depressing.

Scene 11: Baseball field

Edward: No cheating this time.

Rosalie: I don't cheat!

Edward: Really? So what about those rocket powered baseballs last time?

Rosalie: That was Emmett!

Emmett: And it was Jasper with the exploding bat the time before!

Carlisle: Can we please just get on with this before I kill Edward?

All: Fine…

(The Cullens start playing baseball. As the author is Irish and has never played baseball in her life, this is all that can be said in this fic without looking like an idiot. I think.)

Alice: Stop! I SAID STOP YOU IMBECILES!!! I'm having a vision!

Bella: Vision?

Edward: *rolls eyes* Mystic Alice here can see the future.

Alice: Oh, shut it Eddie-kins. I see nomads stepping out of the mist……

(Just as Alice is talking, the Nomads step out of the mist, with typical perfect timing)

Edward: Oh well done, Alice. However could we live without you.

Laurent: I am Laurent, and this is Victoria, and James.

Carlisle: Yeah yeah, skip the intro. What do you want?

James: Your human for lunch. Duh. Why else would be here, for a friendly game of baseball?

Carlisle: Fine. Give us to the count of 10, then come and get her.

(Cullens run away)

Laurent: …8, 9, 10! Ready or not, here we come!

James: We got to be sneaky, Victoria, sneaky! (Does weird cross between the worm dance and an army crawl on the ground.)

Victoria: There is no way I'm doing that in this outfit.

Laurent: Why don't you just run after them and grab the human?

James: Oh yeah! Why didn't I think of that?

Victoria: Because you're an idiot, that's why! Now let's go!

(Victoria drags James in the direction the Cullens went, Laurent start walking the other way.)

Laurent: Mwahaha! So long, suckers! I'm off to Alaska to steal Eddie-kins old girlfriend. See you all next book.

Scene 12: A random place

Edward: In here, Bella!

James: Yoink! (Grabs Bella.)

Edward: Nooo Bella! Give her back!

Victoria: No chance, Eddie-kins.

Edward: IT'S EDWARD!!!! (Head explodes. James runs off with Bella. Victoria disappears in a puff of smoke.)

A/N: Ok, I know it's really short. I wanted to leave the ballet studio scene until the next chapter. Thanks to my two faithful reviewers, Everlastingxoxo and The Weird Shipper. The next chapter will be the last. I'll either post it today or tomorrow. Please review, an empty inbox makes me sad. =)