Thursday
(7:38 PM) ok smth has been on my mind for a while now
(7:38 PM) Do tell.
(7:38 PM) when u were a kid
(7:39 PM) back in germany
(7:39 PM) r u sure u werent ever like
(7:40 PM) a peasant shepherd boy
(7:40 PM) bc i can just see u like
(7:40 PM) dressed in a pair of lederhosen
(7:41 PM) herding a bunch of sheep
(7:41 PM) yodeling into the sunrise
(7:42 PM) a bit like maria von trapp
(7:42 PM) if maria von trapp was a bloke
(7:43 PM) lol i bet "the sound of music" was all u watched as a kid
(7:43 PM) I can assure that you my childhood was nothing like what you just described.
(7:44 PM) And I actually kind of hate that movie.
(7:44 PM) When I first came to England, all people would do for a good three months was serenade me with songs from that fucking film.
(7:45 PM) They seemed to completely ignore the fact the movie takes place in AUSTRIA, not Germany.
(7:45 PM) And I am, as you know, from Germany.
(7:45 PM) Not Austria.
(7:46 PM) So it made no sense for those guys to be singing me songs from a movie that takes place.
(7:46 PM) IN FUCKING AUSTRIA.
(7:47 PM) lol u sure dont like austria do u
(7:47 PM) It's not that I don't like Austria.
(7:48 PM) It's more like.
(7:48 PM) Okay.
(7:49 PM) Think of it like this.
(7:49 PM) Wales is part of Great Britain, yes?
(7:49 PM) it sure is deederschnitzel
(7:50 PM) But it's a separate country, correct?
(7:50 PM) yeah
(7:51 PM) Even though it borders England, that doesn't mean it /is/ England.
(7:51 PM) It has its own language and culture.
(7:51 PM) Distinct from that of England's.
(7:52 PM) uh
(7:52 PM) i guess
(7:52 PM) i mean ive never rly thought abt it
(7:53 PM) Wouldn't it make you a bit upset if like.
(7:53 PM) People just threw England and Wales under the same metaphorical umbrella simply because of a /few/ similarities the countries share.
(7:54 PM) uh
(7:54 PM) no
(7:54 PM) ?
(7:55 PM) idk where ur going w/this mate lol
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(7:55 PM) Never mind.
(7:56 PM) so
(7:56 PM) i guess u rly hate "the sound of music"
(7:56 PM) Yeah.
(7:57 PM) damn
(7:57 PM) hold on i need to text alexis
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(7:58 PM) ok back
(7:59 PM) You two were planning a "Sound of Music"-themed birthday party for me, weren't you?
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(8:01 PM) how dare u accuse us of such a thing
(8:01 PM) I saw Alexis carrying a bag a few days ago.
(8:01 PM) And a pair of lederhosen fell out.
(8:02 PM) It looked genuine too, not some cheap costume.
(8:02 PM) You spent a lot of money on this, didn't you?
(8:03 PM) well if u hate the theme it doesnt rly matter either way does it
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(8:04 PM) All right.
(8:05 PM) JUST THIS ONCE.
(8:05 PM) I will allow you to throw me a "Sound of Music" birthday party.
(8:06 PM) U RLY MEAN IT
(8:06 PM) SHIT HOLD ON MATE I NEED TO TEXT ALEXIS
(8:07 PM) again lol
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(8:09 PM) partys back on
(8:09 PM) :^)
(8:10 PM) thnx dee
(8:10 PM) i promise u will like it
(8:11 PM) u will get to watch me make an arse out of myself
(8:11 PM) all day long
(8:12 PM) What's better than that?
(8:12 PM) nothing
(8:12 PM) thats what