Chapter 4 of the Sorugar drama triangle. I'm incorporating a song from one of my favorite musicals and I'll let you read for yourself.
Rory finished his performance of "And All That Jazz" after having sang it to Sugar at BreadstiX the previous week. sugar had helped him with his costuming choice. Rory wore a green sparkly dress similar to Catherine Zeta-Jones's dress she wore in her performance of the same song in the movie, "Chicago" Sugar was incredibly adept and making outfits and gladly made a replica of the dress from the movie. Rory asked her to make it green just because it was his favorite color and he was Irish so it seemed appropiate. Rory also decided he'd go full on with the women's attire. He had Sugar fix him up with green lipstick. Oddly, he seemed to like it. He also had her put on him green eyeshadow. Sugar also let him borrow a set of green high heels. Rory danced and sang his heart out on that stage, and when it was over, he announced that him and Sugar were an item. Sam Evans got up from his seat in the auditorium and stormed out angrily, not turning back once. Rory saw but he didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
"So, Rory, is this you and Sugar's coming out party? You're lesbians now, right?" Santana said, jokingly. Everyone turned to her with odd stares.
"For the simple fact that I have experience in this, I can call other people lesbians. Its just radar." Santana said, throwing her hands up.
"Well, I for one am proud of Rory's costume choice. He's shown that the artist cannot fear the censor. Just because some people say a guy can't pick out a dress and sing a female's song, doesn't mean that's the truth. Give him a hand!" Will said, rallying the New Directions. They slowly applauded Rory and Sugar applauded grandly. I could get used to this, Rory thought. Rory then, remembered how Sam stormed out.
"Excuse me, Mr. Schue." Rory said and he clicked his heels right out the door of the auditorium. Sam was just outside the door, sitting on the floor and against the wall.
"What do you want, Velma?" Sam said, remembering the name of the character Rory's song was sung by.
"Sam, what's wrong?" Rory asked, kneeling down to his level.
"You know what's wrong." Sam mumbled. If he doesn't remember... Sam thought to himself. Rory was completely confused.
"Sam, I really don't know what-" Rory said but was interrupted by Sam. Sam stood up quickly and yelled at Rory.
"After your date with Sugar!" Sam said, angrily. Rory stood up slowly thinking about it, and then, he began laughing.
"Sam, you were drunk. That kiss couldn't have meant a thing." Rory said, but Sam remained stonefaced.
"It did mean something, Rory. Rory, I'm bisexual and I'm bisexual for you." Sam said. He can't be serious. Rory thought. Rory believed he was bisexual too but Sam? That was just Rory's luck.
"Sam, I'm with Sugar. Did you just get this realization, because of the song? I kind of dressed like a girl for it, so you're still straight." Rory said but Sam wasn't taking no for an answer.
"That made me like you even more. Any man who isn't afraid to get on the other side of life is my kind of man." Sam said, rebuttling Rory's statement.
"Sam, you're not bisexual! I dressed as a woman! It doesn't count!" Rory yelled at him, now angry that Sam would respect he was with Sugar.
"Does this count?" Sam said, grabbing Rory's face. Sam pulled the other boy's face in suddenly and without warning, kissed Rory. Sam forced his tongue into Rory's mouth and for a moment of pure bliss, the two boys enjoyed each other. But then, Rory realized what he was doing and pushed Sam away. Rory was so welled with angry, he reached out and slapped Sam. Sam winced in pain for a moment but then, he smiled.
"Worth it." Sam said, reveling in both facts that he now had Rory's green lipstick all over his own and that Rory may have stuck his tongue into his own mouth, meaning Rory enjoyed it.
"You sick ass! Ass! To hell with you! Tosser! Caffler! Wanker!" Rory yelled storming away. Rory was so conflicted. Why did he do that? He can't be... That kiss. Damn... I mean, DAMN! He needs to learn no means no! What would Sugar say? God! How will I get through this?
Later that evening...
Rory sat in his room at the Pierce househould and thought about the events of the day.
"Sugar's crazy for me. Sam's just crazy. Why is this so difficult? I can't hurt Sugar but I can't live without Sam's soft, sweet, abulous- No! What do you think?" Rory said to Brittany's cat, Lord Tubbington. Of course the cat said nothing back, but it was the thought that counted.
"You're probably thinking, "Why's this Irish kid with a girl while wanting to sleep with a boy?" Aren't you?" Rory said, to the cat. Again, no answer.
"Grand! I'm talking to cats!" Rory said, falling back on the bed.
Meanwhile at the Motta household...
Sugar thought about what she was about to do. Would he enjoy it? Should I do this? Of course I should.
"WWAD: What Would Adele Do?" With that question posed, she knew exactly the answer to her previous questions. She picked up her cell phone and began dialing the number.
Back at the Pierce household...
Rory heard his phone ring. It startled him, really. Rory decided not to answer for a moment, figuring it to be Sam wanting redemption.
Rory... Sugar sang. Rory thought he was hearing things when he heard voices.
"Mr. Flanagan, telephone." A woman's voice said and Rory picked it up.
Rory... I was lazing around my bedroom when an idea occured to me
I thought you might be wondering about Rory...
"Hold on, Sugar. I've got another call." Rory said to her and Rory answered, without looking.
Who's not wearing any clothes? I'm NOT! Rory could hear Sam singing through the phone. Rory was tempted to hang up but the thought of Sam with no clothes crept into his mind. For some reason, he could hear Sugar's voice too.
Who's afraid to kiss your toes? I'm NOT! Rory heard Sugar sing. She wasn't bad at all. Rory decided for now, he would sit back and enjoy himself.
Your mama, dear, is blowing into your ear
So, you'll get her loud and clear Sugar sang and then, Sam took over.
I need you to touch me here! Sam said, placing a hand on his lips.
And here! Sugar said placing her hands on her breasts.
And here! They both sang as they tip-toed their finger down their abdomens'
"Rory, is something wrong?" Brittany said, peering into Rory's room. Rory thought of a quick excuse.
"No, I'm fine. It's from Ireland. Go ahead, lucky ones." Rory said and Brittany grabbed Lord Tubbington and left.
Coochie, coochie, choochie, choo
I've GOT a plan for what I'm going to do to you. Sugar sang.
So hot, you're gonna steam and scream
And vibrate like a string I'm plucking!
Kiss your fevered little brow, Sam sang.
Pinch your cheeks 'til you say, "OW!" Sugar sang. Rory sighed with pleasure.
And I can hardly wait to show you HOW! Ro-or-or-or-or-ory! Rory heard Sam and Sugar sing, belting out the notes.
Who won't care if you come to me tired and overworked? Sugar sang and Sam continued.
I won't, Sìltsan yawne!" Sam sang in the Na'vi language of Avatar and they sang as a duet.
Who knows a therapy to beat what you can get from me? I Do-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-on't! Sugar and Sam sang as their voices broke in pleasure at the end.
But this will have to be enough for now. Sam and Sugar sang after panting three exhalations.
Roooooooooooooooryy! They sang, raising and dropping their voices with slides.
Kìyevame. Sam said, again in Na'vi. Rory wasn't sure of the language but Sam probably said something like "I want to screw you" or something to that nature. That's gotta be it.
I love you, Rory. Sam and Sugar both said as the phone call ended.
"Rory? Rory! Rory Leprechaun!" Brittany said, snapping her fingers in front of his face as he lay there on his bed.
"What?" Rory said, realizing the whole song was purely a hallucination. Whoa! But wow!
"I heard you grunting in your sleep or something." Brittany said to him. Rory shook his head for a second and thought about his next move. "Are you okay?"
"I've never been more grand." Rory said, getting up off the bed and to the vanity Mrs. Pierce let Rory borrow. He swung around in his chair and had a confused look on his face.
"I thought you didn't believe I was a leprechaun anymore?" Rory said.
"Well, I don't actually know your last name so..." Brittany said and Rory just put a sweat-drenched hand to his equally drenched forehead.