Summary: Due to the actions of favoritism by a certain spiky silver haired jounin Naruto sheds his mask of the loudmouth orange wearing blond we all come to know and love. What if he wasn't just the prince of Uzugakure no sato and Uzu no kuni, or the heir of the three founding clans that made Konoha what it was and son of the fourth hokage he is also the leader of Hellsing. Look out Konoha you've opened the proverbial Pandora's Box and its contents are waiting to come out.
God like Naruto. Cold, Dark, Calculative/Intelligent Naruto/Sharingan/Rinnegan Naruto/Multi bloodline wielding (gaining) Naruto/Bending Naruto. Sadistic, bloodthirsty and vampire/Kitsune hybrid
Elements from Bleach/Devil May cry/Naruto/Avatar the last air bender(Korra)/Hellsing Large Harem.
I do not own Naruto or Hellsing or the weapons or techniques portrayed in any anime above except for O.C. Techniques and Jutsu
Author note: I've had this running in my head along with a what if Naruto and Hinata joined Akatsuki story during the chunin exams so you can expect that but these will be an interesting story in my eyes don't know why.
Bashing: Kakashi/Jiraiya/Sasuke/Sakura/Civilian Council
Good Danzo, Good Elders
Note: For my stories I update when I get the chance and as for the story I pick at random…I literally take the names of my stories and put them on scraps of paper where I will pick at random this chapter being a prime example
No let's get to the story shall we?
"fool" speak
'hypocrisy' thought or telepathy
"OVERLY AMBITIOUS FOOL" Angry Yell Demonic
'Grrrrrrrr' demonic thought
00 forest outside Tanzaku gai 00
"Again give me another hundred thousand!" Naruto shouted overlooking Tsunade's training for the past week and a half going in to the second week since he turned her into a vampire/kitsune hybrid as it not only reduced her age to her early twenties but it made her immensely stronger so much so that the strength she had before pales in comparison
He had also turned Shizune so she could continue to stand by Tsunade's side although all of them wound up agreeing with each other to share him how they did this so quickly he would never know but the two changed
Shizune's skin lightened as her hair grew just a little past her neck as her eyes gained a red undertone with a fang just barely peaking from her upper lip she changed her attire to the jounin uniform with the clothes being black and the vest being black with red lining as the back had both the Senju and Hellsing insignia on the back her bust grew as well from the low B to low D
Tsunade had made the most dramatic of changes when she didn't have her illusion seal on her she was just barely taller than Shizune as her eyes darkened with rings in them like Shizune as her bust grew to a large H as they grew past her original F as they became more firm and supple.
Her muscle mass had re-adjusted to make her stronger and faster as both of their reserves grew exponentially as Shizune's grew from low Jounin to high Kage same for Tsunade's and they're youkai network also made an impressive factor
Right now he had the two of them working on their arm strength with gravity and resistance seals on their persons with the two doing vertical pushups with him standing on their feet as both him and his clone were holding giant boulders while they had thousands of clones working chakra control exercises and jutsu and bending as a means to have them learn the family arts since they would all be joining soon
Yumiko Heinkel weren't left out as he had them working on hand to hand and weapons skill, chakra included as to give them the even footing with other ninja like his other girls
Tsunade and Shizune had been trained to their breaking point several times over as they grew from they're old skill level to one that thanks to their new blood made it difficult for them to grow weak as they could exercise for weeks on end and not even feel the lightest bit winded…something the girls cursed since they started
Who knew Naruto could be such a slave driver huh? The only times he let them relax was their allotted lunch break which for Tsunade consisted of a special blood sake and some snack and Shizune just blood straight from the vein
"Aw come on Naruto-kun we've been at this for the last week and a half!" Shizune complained before the weight she had increased even more making her struggle
"No complaining! Do know that when we return to Konoha the training will only get harder because what I'm giving you now is the same exercises the girls put me through when I was a child. Hell Tsunade's super strength is now your only strength and trust me the training back home is going to be a real bitch to deal with" he said as both he and his clone shivered as the ghostly sounds of laughter haunted them
"The laughter the horrible, horrible laughter" He muttered before he shook it off seeing them finish as he and his clone hopped off their perch as the clone dispelled after a sucker punch from Naruto as both Shizune and Tsunade got up looking at Naruto with raised eyebrows before turning to Heinkel and Yumiko who just finished their days training
"Ummm…Is Naruto-kun okay?" Tsunade asked getting a so-so motion from Yumiko as Heinkel shrugged
"The training he went through was by all definitions hellish to the extent that the Shinigami himself would know the true definition of fear. As vampires we're essentially immortal as hardly anything can kill us due to how many souls we ingest from the people we kill that being if we're killed in the first place" She started watching him now get into fetal position ignoring Yumiko's snorts of amusement while both Tsunade and Shizune looked at the now mumbling Naruto who had a raincloud over his head
"The training couldn't have been that bad could it?" Shizune asked frightened as she already went through naruto's training and that was bad as is but for him someone who could fight Tsunade even as she was being reduced to a quivering mess wasn't and encouraging sight to behold especially now that he was whimpering like a kicked puppy
"Again Shizune it would teach the SHINIGAMI the true meaning of fear darling if that isn't bad I don't know what to tell you but you'll have to wait and see because he went through they're training since he was a child you've already got experience but they will teach you everything about vampires and other things till you throw aside your humanity" Heinkel said enjoying the sight of the two newly turned kitsune/vampire hybrids pale
What could she say it was a quirk of hers to see someone pale in fear…it got her off Yumiko was the same and seeing all three of them like this was a real trip for these two
Letting the three recover Naruto said as he had finally composed himself "Alright we'll take a break for lunch so hunt down some bandits and drink 'em dry the more you drink the stronger you get"
Turning to the clones he said "AND FOR YOU ALL I WANT YOU TO DISPEL IN GROUPS OF TEN IN AN INTERVAL OF FIVE MINUTES!"
They nodded as the first of twenty vanished in a puff of smoke while the others continued training until the next five minutes were over as the girls all went to get something to eat as he meditated in the shade of a tree as he said
"You can come out now I know you three have been following me since I left the village although for three S-rank ninja to follow me makes me slightly curious…Kisame Hoshigaki, Zetsu, Izumi Uchiha" he said as the tree came out of the trees
Kisame said with a grin saying "Pretty ballsy calling us out gaki knowing who we are and all"
Naruto said as stoic as usual with his hood up he said as his fangs became visible as his eyes darkened into a deep red "I'm far stronger than you believe and I can assure you that I can beat a few S-rank ninja but if you don't believe well how about you look at your plant friend"
Looking over they went wide eyed as Zetsu's body fell lifelessly to the floor with two puncture wounds on the neck as the Naruto before them disappeared in a burst of smoke showing the one that killed Zetsu was the original
He smirked saying "So your goal is to collect the nine tailed beast to recreate the Juubi huh? I hate to inform you but that isn't going to work"
Wide eyed Kisame asked "How did you know that!"
Shrugging his pupils narrowed into slits as they glowed saying "Well I am a vampire and by draining a person of their blood I get everything in their itty bitty minds from jutsu to memories I know your weaknesses and like without your Sameheda you're as useful as a fresh out of the academy genin"
Drawing his red queen he said "And I also know that there are or should I say were ten of you as I've killed your little plant friend I think I might keep this as a souvenir or maybe not"
Plucking the ring from the plant man's finger he placed it under his heel and crushed it as he burned the corpse to a crisp after he cut off his head and sealed that away as well
Looking at them Kisame could only express actual fear while Izumi remembered these eyes as she had watched over him as a kid and killed a few bandits and the truly sinful
Grinning Naruto said "Of course fishy-chan if you want to die that's fine unless you want to return to your base otherwise I still got to train and kill a certain snake in a few days"
The large shark man growled before charging at Naruto when the bandages around his sword snapped showing it looked like a club that had scales super glued to it when Naruto blocked focusing his youkai into it as the large club like weapon connected as he grinned
"Just a word kid my sword doesn't cut…IT SHREDS!" he said when he dispelled into a pool of water as he felt something scratched against his back as he grinned
"And I should remind you I know of your weakness another being that while it can absorb the youkai of a Jinchuuriki because it's watered down. I have absolute Youkai and Chakra you're screwed against me!" Naruto said as his teeth shown under his hood
Disappearing again a large gash formed on Kisame's chest as he felt a strong heat follow soon after as the wound cauterized itself as a large burning scar was left on his chest
Naruto said as he stood next to them "You know I kinda expected the two of you to be more of a challenge but the swordsman is all talk and you Izumi-hime I wish you would return with me I miss my Kurasu-kōgō"
Looking at her he saw she missed him just as much as Kisame was about to say something he was hit with an attack as Izumi was standing behind him with her old Anbu katana in hand
"You would dare betray the Akatsuki Itachi! And why the hell does he call you Izumi?!" he asked getting a bored eye roll
"I would think it's obvious as I sound like a woman…The fact that when I don't have on my cloak my chest is visible? Or the fact that that tobi guy calls me Itachi-chan any of these points are a fair guess but no my loyalty was never to the Akatsuki" she said removing her cloak and was now in her old Uchiha clan clothing with a squared collar showing a bit of cleavage as she stood next to Naruto wrapping her arms around his neck kissing him on the cheek
"Then I'll just kill you and get the reward and leader-sama will pay me for getting the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki!" he said charging as the two deftly avoided his strikes as Naruto focused more of his youkai into his sword as he and Naruto clashed before Sameheda shrieked in pain as it jumped out of his hands and onto Naruto when it clung to his back when it started to purr getting raised eyebrows from both Naruto and Isane
Looking at her he asked "Has this happened before or is this an attack?"
She shook her head saying "No if this was an attack then Kisame would be screwed because his reserves are connected to Sameheda as they both feed each other chakra without it he would be leaving himself open because of his lack in taijutsu"
Shrugging he swung his sword at Kisame creating a sharp blade of wind severing his head with a dissatisfied sigh as he sealed that away before draining Kisame of his blood as well before burning his corpse as he sealed away Sameheda
He sighed when Izumi wrapped her arms around his neck letting him lean back into her chest while she combed her hands through his hair saying "You need a haircut Naruto-koi"
Rolling his eyes he said before they drooped as sleep started to claim him "And…I'll tell you…what I tell everyone else…Nobody touches…my…hair"
Catching him as he fell asleep she crushed her Akatsuki ring while watching the ring on Kisame continued to melt along with her cloak while grabbing a pair of scissors and proceeded to snip away his extended lengths of hair as she continued to style it while he was blissfully unconscious seeing as he still had those dark rings around his eyes
Tsunade and the others returning came to see this as Yumiko said with her sword in hand "Who are you and what are you doing to Naruto-kun!"
Not even giving her glance she said still styling his hair "I'm just spending time with my Naruto-kun he looked like he hasn't had a true moment to relax so I used a subtle genjutsu that would work on him and decided to give him a haircut he really needed it"
They did agree with her on that but the amount of hair she was cutting was enough to make a carpet for a large living area if they were able
After shrugging Tsunade brought out a kunai and said "Lets at least straighten out his hair once you're finished cutting it so it won't look like you just attacked him with a pair of scissors while Shizune produced some type of ribbon out of nowhere getting raised eyebrows from the others save for Naruto who was still unconscious
"Wow Shizune I never would have thought you were into that type of thing" Tsunade said with a grin when she noticed the meaning into it as she blushed before denying it
"It's not for that sensei it's to tie his hair seeing as Isane-san has done it the way she did" she explained causing everyone to take a closer look and agreed seeing as she basically cut a lot close to the scalp while near the neck was a thick amount of hair still reaching rather low as Shizune braided the length of hair and used the band to bind the rest of the hair together (Imagine akito's hair from code geass akito exiled)
They managed to remove the lost hair as he just woke up stretching saying "I hadn't slept that peacefully in a while"
Looking around he raised an eyebrow saying "Wow your all back already? I wonder how long I've been asleep"
Izumi spoke up saying "A couple of hours and I must say you do look more handsome with your hair cut"
Raising an eyebrow Tsunade pulled out a mirror for him to look at as he saw his hair was short in the front and back save for a thin braided ponytail that reached his knees as he gave it an appraising look before nodding with a slight smile
"I like it not too much hair to be a bother and just enough to keep people from attempting to grab at it during a fight" He said before Izumi brought him into a kiss which a returned as they separated causing his eyebrow to raise
"Not that I didn't like that but…why?" he asked as her usual stoic expression formed a blush making him grin seeing his usual expressionless sensei/friend fluster
She said "I missed being around you Naruto-kun and I want to stay around you like before so…Would you turn me like you did Tsunade and Shizune?"
He nodded saying "Sure but it's going to have to wait for when we get back to the village I've drained myself just turning Shizune and Tsunade and with how low the amount of bandits there are thanks to the girls so we're going to need some blood for your change"
Looking at her closely he said "You've been using the mangekyō aspect of the sharingan and your starting to suffer the effects aren't you?"
Ashamed she nodded getting a flick to the forehead as he said "I guess it's lucky for me that a few overzealous Uchiha who wanted my head decided to attack me I guess it was a good call to collect their eyes"
She smirked saying "You always were one to think ahead in case of things Naruto-kun"
Returning said smirk he said "It helps to be quite the actor as well…Maybe if I retire I could take to the silver screen"
Everyone imagined him as an actor in various films ranging from action to horror and could agree that he would do rather well before their imagination started to go south as droplets of blood fell from their noses making him roll his eyes knowing exactly what they were thinking
Clapping his hands he said "Now that we got that bit of perversion out of our minds ladies how about we head back to the hotel that snake is coming tomorrow and I want us all to be bright eyed and bushy tailed"
"As bushy as yours?" Izumi asked scratching the spot where his ears were as he turned to jelly under her fingers when his tails and ears appeared purring much to they're delight
"I wish Rip never told you about that" He groaned as everyone laughed at his humiliation as he gently slapped away her hand and hid his ears and tails
"fun at my weakness aside we got to make a plan besides obliterate Orochimaru the fucker is strong and I only taught Tsunade and Shizune what I knew in terms of techniques and abilities as vampires and kitsune" he said sitting back down
"As I said Orochimaru already has his assistant Kabuto as a factor with him being at least jounin in skill where he focuses on medical ninjutsu into his taijutsu" Tsunade said getting a nod from Naruto
"I was thinking some of us could split up with our size we could split up and have some of us fight his partner while the rest of us fight Orochimaru as a way to keep the two of them apart" he said
"But who would fight who?" Shizune asked seeing him close his eyes for a moment
"As Tsunade said Kabuto is a close range fighter with his medical ninjutsu/Taijutsu and with him using that chakra to use that chakra scalpel jutsu meaning if he does fight his reserve would have already have been spent" Isane pointed out getting a nod from Shizune
"If this is the case we need a mix between long and close range fighters so Yumiko, Heinkel, and Shizune you three will fight Kabuto and Tsunade, Izumi and I will deal with the pale snake Anko-chan has been wanting a new snake skin belt" he said getting a series of nods from everyone as they returned to the hotel
00 hotel room 00
"You know it's been a while since we left the hotel but question…How are we going to all fit on the bed?" Naruto asked as he looked to see the room only had one bed though to his knowledge it was larger than he saw it before
"Honestly Naruto-kun it should be obvious" Tsunade said releasing her seal changing to her true appearance as did Shizune while they all removed their clothing till they were just in their underwear as they urged him to do the same as he relented until he was just in a pair of boxers as a serpentine tattoo was seen on his right arm going from the back of his hand to the neck where the head of the creature had its jaws poised to strike
Joining them he laid in the center with Shizune and Tsunade on his left with them wrapping their arms around his arm and waist while Yumiko and Heinkel were on the right mirroring Tsunade and Shizune while Isane to her joy and the other's ire got to take full comfort on his chest with her head on top of his heart
Sighing in comfort he closed his eyes letting sleep reclaim him joining the others in the blissful realms of sleep
00 akatsuki base 00
"Report! What happened to Itachi, Zetsu and Kisame?" a man said with a holographic image of his figure with purple ringed eyes as they all looked to see that the finger that those three stood on were destroyed
"Who were they sent after?" a man with long blond hair asked looking at the destroyed fingers as the blue haired woman said
"they were sent after the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki Naruto Uzumaki because from Zetsu's report he was seen heading towards Tanzaku Gai on his own…From his academy reports he was by all means a moron incapable of forming even the simplest of clone jutsu" she said also curious about how a no talent genin eliminated two s-rank ninja and who could have possibly caught onto Zetsu he was so stealthy not even the Hyuuga's byakugan could find him
"Could the overgrown weed's info be wrong? I mean we even lost track of the one tails as she hasn't been seen in suna since the chunin exams" A hunchbacked man said doing what many assumed was a shrug
The holographic man said "No Zetsu's information was always absolute. For now we'll save the nine tails and one tails for a later time and prepare to get more funds we'll continue to collect the tailed beast when the time is right"
They nodded as each figure flickered out of existence as did the ringed eyed man who thought 'Uzumaki you will now the wrath of a god'
As he vanished a man with a orange swirl mask thought 'it seems there is more to the nine tails than anyone imagined'
Disappearing in a vortex he faded from existence as if he was never there
00 the next morning 00
"Ugh again best sleep ever" Naruto muttered feeling an incredible warmth spread through him as he looked around to see the girls all managed to lay on him to his wonder
Making a clone he substituted with him watching as the clone get smothered from both sides of his head by Tsunade's and Heinkel's breast as the clone tossed grin getting an eye roll in exchange as he unsealed a change of clothes and bathed while he had another clone make a meal for everyone
As he finished he walked out to see that the clone they were all sleeping with was gone as they all had dressed up as well as they ate they're meals of either blood or cooked meals as he joined them with a simple breakfast of eggs sausage and bread and jam…the girls back home got him into some pretty interesting meals that were from the old world before the sage and ten tails came about
Seeing him join them during their meal they greeted him as he asked "Hey Tsu-hime when were you supposed to meet Orochi-pedo?"
Looking up from her meal as she was absently stuffing her face she swallowed saying "We're meeting today at noon sharp he's still expecting me to heal him though he didn't explain why he needed me to do it"
Thinking he said "From what Anko-hime told me the curse seal has the person applying the mark he cuts out a small portion of his soul. The only reason I could imagine he would do this is because the curse seal is a twisted form of senjutsu where the more the user taps into its power the more it weakens the bearer's will allowing said snake's soul to swallow the users making that person's body his own"
Shrugging Izumi said "But how does that apply to Tsunade-sama healing him?"
He said "When the old man let me research the curse seal I came across the notes as I said he cuts a portion of his soul to influence the bearer of the seal. The only hypothesis is that with how many times he's placed that seal on people his own body or who's ever body he overshadowed is starting to reject him"
"Like a donated organ being rejected by the person it was transplanted into" Shizune said getting a nod
"Exactly this would also be why he wants Sasuke" Naruto said getting a raised eyebrow from Izumi
She asked "But why does he want my little brother?"
Sighing he said "since the massacre he became hell driven to kill you he even thinks you're a guy how I'll never know but he only knows you by your mask's name Itachi or because your bastard father wanted a boy so he made you pretend to be one"
Brushing that aside he continued "The point is after the massacre he's become power obsessed and corrupt anyone who he feels threatened against he would do anything to stop them to remain at the top. During my time in the academy with him he hospitalized seven girls and ten boys to the point there was no way they could proceed further in their shinobi training he almost killed two other kids for telling him to piss off with his attitude"
Astonised Tsunade asked "And he didn't get in trouble hell institutionalized or tested mentally to see if he was fit to continue?!"
Shaking his head with a scowl "No since we were children at the time anything we did fell under the civilian council and they are his biggest supporters as they think the people he injured were deserving of what happened to them. And as for the mental evaluations Yamanaka's who did the evaluating were the Uchiha supporters saying he was perfectly fine…I wouldn't be surprised if instead of Inoichi doing it this time he got another supporter"
Curious Heinkel asked "What happened?"
"During the chunin exam finals we were all expected to be on time for our fight I was and decimated neji Hyuuga. When sasuke's fight against Subaku no Gaia he was a no show causing him to forfeit as I was the next to fight her"
"When she and I were about to commence our fight him and Kakashi the person training him interrupted our match expecting the hokage to remove me from the fight and let him take my place same for kakashi. Sadly for them that didn't happen as when kakashi tried to pull rank I told him to piss off" Naruto continued to explain when Izumi said
"What happened after?" she asked as he sighed
"The next day after I won the chunin exams I was called to the council chambers where he wanted me to hand over not only my clan status as a Uzumaki, Senju, Namikaze, Uchiha and Hellsing but to give him my fiancée's and belongings claiming I was unfit to have them" he said getting a growl form each of them as he raised his hand
"Due to him involuntarily activating a village law that was established during your great grandfathers time Tsu-chan he challenged for my right to lead said clans as I had nearly imbedded him into the walls of the council chambers. The hokage having had enough had both him and Sakura Haruno daughter of Sakiri Haruno were to have a mental evaluation with both of their shinobi licenses to be revoked while Kakashi was reduced to chunin" He said with a satisfied grin before it turned into a frown
"Although with his luck one of the Uchiha lovers in the clan will pass the two of them without evaluating them since all of the civilians and many of the members of the clans in Konoha try tend to undermine the hokage"
"While the civilians think they're the dominate power while the ninja and hokage should bow to their whims thinking they let us live in Konoha" he said getting a frown from them all as Shizune said
"You are over reacting don't you think?" She said getting a negative
"Before the old man instated me as a genin I was around many of the things they've done and he had me use my skills in stealth to spy on the civilians. The things they have done and attempted is horrendous" he said thinking things over
"They siphon off the funds the ninja make to improve the civilians lives, steal money from the clans in the village, the list goes on while the civilians line their pockets hell the hospital is so understaffed because they've practically taken all the funds from it leaving just enough to keep it above water there are only so few doctors and nurses as is" He said
Hitting the final nail on the head he said "And they've attempted to liquidate the belongings of the Senju clan it's thanks to me, the old man and Integra-chan that they haven't succeeded"
If she wasn't pissed before she was now because not only do some helpless sheep think they own her great grandfather's village but they have the nerve to take what doesn't belong to them as she stood up abruptly
"Let's go the sooner we kill Orochimaru the sooner we can get to Konoha and I can teach those bastards their place" She said stomping out the door as Heinkel said to Naruto
"You've unleashed the beast you know that right?" She said getting a fanged grin in return as he shrugged
"Eh look at it this way now she's going to beat the snake's skull in and then does the same for the civilian council just to knock them down a few pegs" He said as they all followed her
00 assigned destination 00
"Ah Tsunade I see you thought on my offer? Just heal me and I'll bring back your precious Naruto-kun and Nawaki and Shizune's uncle" He said walking forward as she and her apprentice looked him over
The man looked like he was part of the walking dead his skin was paler if that was even remotely possible and he was shaking like an abused puppy
She grinned saying "yeah you see that isn't happening because of two important factors"
Raising an eyebrow he said "And what might that be?"
Without saying anything a large fireball appeared flying towards him and his assistant Kabuto as they hopped out of the way as they looked where the fireball came from and saw Naruto and company as Shizune grabbed Kabuto by the throat and tossed him far from the oncoming mayhem as she was followed by Heinkel and Yumiko
Izumi and Naruto hopped over to Tsunade as they squared off against Orochimaru who growled seeing the boy who ruined his chances of killing his former sensei and seeing the destruction of the leaf
Seeing this Naruto said "Hey orochi-chan I hope your still not too mad at me for ruining your plan on eliminating Konoha or the fact because of me and some friends your little invasion force was stopped and you didn't get to see your future boy toy show off what little skill he has"
He continued to growl before grinning saying "Ah yes the nine tails Jinchuuriki you truly did set my plans back quite a bit boy but now that your alone I'll deal with you, you little nuisance"
Regurgitating his sword he grabbed it and charged as Naruto drew red queen as Izumi drew her katana as the two clashed while Tsunade tried to crush his skull from above them
Seeing this they all jumped away when her fist made contact with the ground a large crater formed under her fist causing Orochimaru's eyes to widen in surprise 'Astonishing it's as if her strength grew since before…but how?'
From the crater Tsunade said "Damn I can't believe I missed!"
He wanted to smirk until he heard behind him "I wouldn't get comfortable if I were you orochi-teme"
Jumping away he made distance between them but was still given a deep gash across his back hissing in pain as a foreign energy was entering his chakra system
"Aw how disappointing Orochi-chan I was thinking a Sannin would offer more of a challenge. I guess its true both you and Jiraiya let your titles get to your heads making you let up on your skills. I guess Tsu-hime is the only one to actually deserve the title" He said grinning at the dark look Orochimaru was giving him
That dark look soon turned into a malicious smile as he said "Boy you've been a thorn in my side for far too long but I can remedy that just fine"
Raising a few eyebrows he pulled out two dead bodies and started forming a few handsigns making naruto's eyes widen catching on to what he was about to do as he finished when two coffins appeared where the bodies were originally as they gradually opened with a deafening groan
00 with the girls in Konoha 00
All the girls back home were lounging around in the Hellsing mansion as they either tended to their weapons or read to pass the time while morganna was resting with her hat over her face
Sitting up she said "Someone just really upset Naruto-koi"
Everyone looked at her with raised eyebrows as Zorin said "And how would you know this Morganna?"
Giving her a glance she said "You forget we're connected to our king by not only a mental level but emotional level as well. Something happened during the search for Tsunade and he is pissed"
Rip putting her musket down asked "But what iz it that could have infuriated him so?"
"Didn't you create a technique that let us see what he does?" Hinata asked with Anko just finishing training with Yugao to keep her mind off the death of her friend
All the more experienced vampires looked at Morganna who wished she was anywhere but there as Seras said "Mastah you didn't happen to forget did you?"
Defending herself she said "It's been a while okay?! I'm not perfect!"
Forming the connection a large one sided screen appeared as they all came to see where the screen shown Naruto with Tsunade and Izumi fighting against Orochimaru as two coffins opened up to reveal
"Kushina-sensei!" Anko and Yugao said together seeing their old teacher
"But how are they alive they died sealing the nine tails into Naruto-kun" Hinata said seeing Naruto bow his head as his shoulders shook the killer intent while low enough to go undetected by Orochimaru and his resurrected parents it didn't for the others
"Naruto's pissed" Integra said simply watching Naruto go still slightly when Orochimaru's Kusanagi cleaved his left arm off with her cigar in hand
"Oh he shouldn't have done that indeed he shouldn't have" Rip said as Yugao sat next to her
"Why and what is that coming from Naruto-kun's arm it isn't blood that's for sure" Yugao said looking at the screen as were Anko and Hinata
"That's a mixed case you see Naruto-kun as a vampire much like Hinata so should you and Anko choose to become one of his mates will gain control over blood and darkness. Seras would be better at explaining it as she has used this numbers of times" Morganna said as the three girls looked over at Seras who was still looking at the mirror
"It's been a while since I've used that state but it's basically a vampire on overdrive. When I used it I could mold that black mass that came from my arm to act as well an arm. You can grab things with it anything a hand could do it can and act as a weapon" She said giving a sideways glance
"The first time I activated it was when I became a true vampire and sucked someone's blood from their body Naruto-kun did so years ago but he never went into a enraged state where the only focus we have while like that is to kill that which enraged us in the most bloodthirsty and destructive way possible" she said remembering when she slaughtered an army when they killed her friend
"So since orochimaru desecrated their graves and brought them back to fight him…" Anko started
"Your former sensei is going to wish he was never conceived" Integra finished pointing to the screen as they all watched the screen
00 back to the battle 00
"Naruto-kun!" Tsunade said running towards him when he raised his only arm causing her to halt as everyone within the area felt the now skyrocketing killer intent flood the area bringing dread to Orochimaru
'I think I may have overstepped my boundaries on this one' he thought as the killer intent he felt wasn't the average killer intent it even made his feel like a genin by comparison no this killer intent was…dark, cold, many terms came to his mind but the only term he could properly use to describe it was…demonic
When Naruto looked up his eyes were lidded when they slowly opened all he saw were two red orbs when they snapped open
His posture, his expression even his eyes lacked emotion like he was judging Orochimaru's very soul as Naruto looked to his now black arm before returning his focus to Orochimaru who was once feeling like he had the edge now feel like death had a firm grip on his heart and was just waiting for the signal to tear it out of his body still beating
"Soichi-kun you've grown" Kushina said making him turn his attention to his parents as joy just barely became recognizable in his eyes as he saw his mom and his mom…?!
Naruto wasn't the only one to notice but Minato looked more feminine and his or her hair was tamer than it was known for(imagine Ichigo's when he was in the final bankai during his battle with Aizen) while retaining its natural spikiness as it went down just past her neck and looked more vibrant
Her clothes hid some of her figure but Naruto and the others could tell she was by no means anything like she was before as a man
Filing that for later naruto's focus returned to the now cowering snake as he was about to toss two seals at his parents which were speared by the black mass when Naruto appeared on front of the pale snake with red queen in hand about to go for an overhead slash only for Orochimaru to duck
Calmly Naruto said "What's the matter Orochimaru I thought you were going to rid yourself of me? Or are you so frightened by a horribly injured boy?"
Everyone couldn't help but shiver at the emotionless tone Naruto held as the black mass solidified into a arm that held his chokuto while the actual arm gripped his red queen
Stalking forward his expression went from blank to murderous as Naruto said "Well if you won't come to me…I'LL JUST HAVE TO COME TO YOU!"
Rushing forward Naruto swung his Red queen downward as Orochimaru jumped back as a large crater formed from the impact he made when Orochimaru felt something go off in his head making him block with his Kusanagi as he and Naruto squared off
"You know orochi-teme you picked the wrong person to fuck with today" Naruto growled as the blood arm swung around bringing his chokuto across Orochimaru's back making the Sannin hiss in pain as the blood poured from his back
"Accursed brat!" Orochimaru seethed seeing Naruto glance at him as if he were inferior to him as the two clashed Naruto hadn't suffered a single injury save for his recently removed arm
00 with Tsunade and the others 00
"Tsunade-sama!" They all heard to see Shizune, Heinkel and Yumiko come back with a headless Kabuto return
"Shizune I see you took care of the brat" She said looking at her apprentice who was starring wide eyed at the recently deceased mother and father of their fiancée
"I know Shizune I'm still getting over the fact Minato has breast" She said closing Shizune's jaw as it fell to the ground
"Minato Kushina it's great to see you two again" Heinkel said hugging her two friends as they returned it while Yumiko was biting her fist to stop herself from laughing
"Um…M-Minato…Why is it that you have a pair of tits? Get a sex change when you died?" Yumiko joked getting a dark glare from the messy blond who was on her hands and knees with a depressed aura over her head
"I don't want to talk about it alright all me and kushi-chan can say is Kami-sama and her sisters had enough of the shit Konoha threw at our son and brought us back" She said as Tsunade raised an eyebrow
"Still doesn't explain why you're a woman" She said when the body that the girls recovered from their battle against Kabuto changed into a young man
"Bastard used a form of puppetry to force their consciousness into a body to use" Tsunade said examining the corpse to see that the body was no older than his late teens early twenties
"Minako if your done sulking we have to finish the handsigns" Kushina said pulling the former kage up by her ear getting a cute moan from the blond as they started the same chain of handsigns as they said at the same time
"Shin no Fukkasu( true rebirth)" they said at the same time as life returned to them as their skin regained their tans as the life returned to their once dead eyes as Kushina stretched
"Man am I happy to be back with flesh and blood pumping in my veins" Kushina said as Minako agreed missing the feeling of the sun on his or more so her skin
"Anyone going to explain why the two of you didn't instantly evaporate without the tags being placed on the two of you and more so why MINATO'S A WOMAN!" Tsunade roared ducking under some debris from Naruto smashing Orochimaru into the earth
"I'll explain when Naruto-kun finishes treating Orochimaru like an abused rag doll" Kushina said closely watching Naruto fight or more specifically just watching Naruto in general as was Minako something everyone present noticed but filed it away for later
00 with Naruto 00
"I'm getting tired of this Orochimaru to be honest I thought with you being a Sannin you'd be a real challenge but…I guess I was wrong" Naruto said with a cold indifference
His opponent was a mess. He was littered in cuts that were dripping with blood and to his wonder Naruto made it impossible to create a new body to recover from
Naruto was about to end him when he got kicked in the chest from Kabuto who grabbed Orochimaru
"Sorry Naruto-kun but this is where we part ways for now" he said as he shunshin'd away getting a snort from Naruto
"Damn and I was just about to skin him and make a snake skin belt for Anko-hime…Ooohh but he did drop quite the memento to remember him by" Naruto said as his dark arm gripped the sword that Orochimaru absently forgot after Naruto knocked it out of his hand as he sealed that away
"I got so many swords I might as well start a collection" He said when Shizune tapped him on the shoulder making him look down to see her holding his severed arm making him look at himself to see that he forgot about his missing limb in all the excitement
"Oh I guess I forgot about that hehe…Thanks Shizune-hime I'm going to guess that the Kabuto you killed was a fake?" He asked getting a nod making him sigh in annoyance
"Snakes both of 'em. Oh well there is always another day" he said reattaching it back to his body as he experimentally flexed it as the bones popped making him groan
"That is never a comfortable experience and it never gets better" Naruto said letting himself calm down as the two of them walked back to the others when he said
"First mom dad how are you two alive I thought when the jutsu goes incomplete the people that were resurrected would die again?" he said getting a hug from both of them and a kiss on each cheek making him get mixed feeling
Happy because this was the first embrace he received from his parents…And confused as hell as to why his dad just kissed his cheek
He felt two pairs of something so he just said ruining the heartwarming family moment "Ummm…Dad why do you have breast?"
Smacking him upside the head Kushina said "How about we head to the hotel and we can explain everything there"
Looking at the others they nodded making him shrug as they all went to the hotel they rented
00 hotel 00
"So let me see if I'm hearing you correctly and be free to cut me off to correct me. Kami and her sisters didn't collect dad's or should I say Minako's soul but it fractured with half being in her sister Shinigami's stomach" He started getting a nod as the two of them sat on either side of him with their heads on his shoulders while the others were listening just as curious as Naruto
"And as a means to make everything up to me they brought the two of you back but for dad he was turned into a woman while you waited for the perfect chance to come I.E a couple of hours ago and while you waited the two of waited you watched my life with the goddess's" He said getting more nods
"And Kami-sama brought you two back to…be with Naruto-kun? But not as his parents but as his lovers?" Tsunade asked unsure how to feel about this receiving two nods as they tried to bring themselves closer to him as he slowly started to enjoy the contact even the fact his mom constantly feeling him up
"Yeah it took Minako a while to get used to the idea but she grew to love him much like I have…I mean that bastard who pulled Kurama out of me when after I gave birth to Naruto-kun ruined any chance of us having a chance to be parents but this way we can still be a family…Just a more incestual type of family" she explained as the two kunoichi nodded as incest within a family be it cousins or mother and son were nothing new just odd to those who weren't ninja or in a clan
"So that doesn't bother you Minako I mean first you're brought back as a woman and now you're going to have a relationship with your son…Doesn't that seem like a big pill to swallow?" Heinkel asked worried about her friend making such a large transition
She shook her head saying "I won't lie when I was first told this it was difficult to accept but as I watched him I grew to like the idea. Besides this way I can still be in my sons life just not in the sense I originally desired but I won't miss this chance"
Shrugging as they all accepted this as did Naruto Izumi asked "So when are we returning to Konoha?"
"How about after we hit the casino's? I'm feeling lucky again" Naruto said standing up with a grin as the two vampires groaned
"what?" Tsunade asked
"The last time we hit the casino's looking for you Naruto-kun cleaned all of them out of their money in the matter of a few hours" Heinkel said with a groan
"Wait that was him? That the amount he got is enough to keep a large village running for three generations at the least. Surely he lost at least one hand during this" Tsunade asked astonished getting a negative from the two
"He won every game there without losing once…He's the your polar opposite Tsunade" Kushina said remembering laughing her ass off in kami's realm watching him clean out half of the casino's he visited
"That's right ladies" they heard making their jaws drop seeing Naruto wearing a his usual dress pants with a white button up shirt a red sleevless vest and tie with a black jacket with a black fedora on his head
"I can clean up pretty nicely huh?" he said getting speechless nods in return making him chuckle as he brought out several scrolls for the girls each with a different colored dress of the same style
"I think we can enjoy ourselves before we have to return right?" he asked getting a series of nods as they ran to the bathroom to change as they came out Naruto couldn't help but whistle appreciatively
Tsunade wore a brown sleeveless dress that left her back bare as well as her arms as the v reclined down between her breast showing ample cleavage with her great grandfather's necklace resting on top of her breast as the slits on both sides of her legs were present giving her legs free range for movement with her hair done in a high ponytail
Shizune wore a dark blue version of the dress with a black sash resting on her hips
Izumi wore a black version of the same dress with a blue sash as her hair was done in a bun with her bangs framing her face
Heinkel wore a grey dress with her gold cross resting on her chest same for Yumiko who wore a white version of it with the same cross except it was onyx
Kushina wore a red dress with her hair done in a bun with gold chopsticks keeping it closed with a Uzumaki swirl on a necklace resting on her chest
And Minako wore a purple version of this with her hair done in a mess like Heinkel while Yumiko's was straightened as it was now a sea of darkness that came to a low ponytail
"Shall we go ladies?" he asked as they all fought over an arm as he formed five clones to let them hold onto while he had his arm being held by Minako who relished in the fact she got the original as she stuck her tongue out to the others as they walked out to the nearest casino to enjoy the night before they had to return to Konoha
Hyoton: ah that was a decent chapter with two subpar fights I know that either fight didn't last as long as they usually do but to be honest I already gotta do another fight in the same place on a different story
But I digress some people pm'd me about my Naruto Oto story and I want to say I will get it up soon along with the princess of motor city so be patient if you're looking forward to them if you just want the next update to the next story then be patient
Hyoton out Peace!