[Vanzilla pulls up into the driveway, with Mr. and Mrs. Loud getting out.]
Lynn Sr.: Phew, that was a long time being away from the house for a day.
[The two walk into the house. There, the kids (minus Lincoln and Lori) are sitting on the living room couch.]
Leni: Hey, Mom! Hey, Dad!
Rita: Hey, kids. You know... it's great to be back home and finally come up in a story.
[All of a sudden, everyone hears two people yelling at each other, with the feminine one cursing multiple times.]
Luna: Sounds like Linc and Lori are at it again.
Lana: Better stop them before they get physical.
[The siblings were about to go upstairs until...]
Lynn Sr.: [stops them] Up-up-up! Just let me and your mother take care of this, girls.l
[The two parents head upstairs to see what all the fuss is about in Lincoln's room.]
Rita: [opens the door] Lincoln! Lori!
[Neither of them had heard their parents enter the room, since they were still focused on arguing with each other.]
Lynn Sr.: [clears throat] AHEM! Me and your mother are talking to you!
[With one last resort, Rita stood between the quarreling siblings.]
Lincoln: Hey, Mom. Thank goodness you're here. [agitated] Maybe you and Dad can tell Lori [points at her] here not to force me into a date with some girl who's been BULLYING me for months!
Lori: Oh yeah?! Why don't you Lincoln to stop being a stubborn little prick and just get the date over with?!
Lincoln: I'd rather lick the pointiest cactus on Earth than go out with that dirtbag!
Rita: [livid] ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH FROM BOTH OF YOU! [grabs each sibling's ear] We're all going to have a very long talk, right now! [walks towards her and Lynn Sr.'s bedroom]
Lincoln and Lori: [in pain] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!