The Journey Chapter 4!!!
A/N: No one ever reiews for this peice of, shit, WHY THE HELL NOT??!?!?!?!?!!!!?
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto or Akatsuki, my name would be Masashi Kishimoto. Bt it's not. Therefore, I don't own Naruto.
Kakuzu: Dammit, this fucking SUCKS!!
Hidan: What the fuck kind of ghetto is this, anyway?
Kakuzu: (picks up random civillian) Yo, where are we, foo'?!
Random Civillian: We be in east Germany, fo'sho.
Hidan: There's a GHETTO in EAST GERMANY??!?!?!!
DrSpaz20: There is now.
Hidan: You can't just put a ghetto in Germany!! What's wrong with thou?!
Kakuzu: What the Helle?! Why art thou speaking in Olde English?!
Hidan: The curseth be upon thou, tooeth!!
Random Civillian: THIS IS SPARTANETH!!
Hidan: Why the fucketh doth there be a curse upon this ghettoeth?
Kakuzu: Let's get the Helle out of hereth before the Bird Be Beckoning Thoueth!!
Pope: MAY THE FORCE BLESS THOU IN HARMONIC BLAH N' SHITEHT!!
Dalai Lama: (appears) YOU!! MY MORTAL ENEMY, ZE POPETH!!
Pope: Thou is goin' down fo'shoeth!!
Dalai Lama: Don't make me do the H-formation-eth!!
Pope: (pulls out a salami)
Dalai Lama: (pulls out an umbrella)
Both: insert huge dramatic action scene from Lord Of The Rings here
Hidan: Hey!! This is OUR story!!
Kakuzu: (sings annoying Vonage jingle) oo-oo-oooo-oo!!
Hidan: That wasn't random at all...oO
Zetsu: (comes up out of the ground) WE NEED EVERYONE AT THE BASE STAT!! (leaves)
Hidan: We beter go...
Kakuzu: Yeah...
Both: (Go back ot the base)
AT THE AKATSUKI BASE
Pein: Hidan, Kakuzu!! Thank god your here!!
Hidan: It's 'Thank Jashin-Sama', dumbass.
Pein: Whatever, we've got problems!!
Kakuzu: What kind of 'problems'?
Pein: (shiver) Konan is PMSing!!
Hidan: This is something new?
Pein: Not only Konan...Deidara is also PMSing!!
Konan: FUCK YOU!!
Deidara: NO, FUCK YOU!!
Konan: OH NO, YOU DI'ENT!!
Deidara: OH, YES I DID!!
Both: IT'S ON, BITCH!!
---TBC---