"Everyone is most likely is going to die." Deadpool said. Looking outside the window at the huge amount of zombies rushing towards them.
"I'll get us out." Eidolon said. He teleported the group into a city, leaving the zombies to break into the house only to find the remains of the dead bodies, the zombies began to savagely devour and fight over the corpses.
"Hello…"
"Who said that?" Eidolon asked.
"Who said what?" Deadpool responded, taking in his surroundings. Eidolon took them to the withered New Mobotropolis. There was mold growing inside the walls of buildings, bugs were crawling all over the place. Eidolon didn't seem to mind, considering he picked up a cockroach and let it crawl around his hand.
"Nothing. It must be my imagination." Eidolon told Deadpool, he gently put the cockroach down and crossed his arms.
"Found you…"
Eidolon stood there in silence, not saying a word, pondering who or what was speaking inside his head, still...everything just suddenly got interesting, no one had able to speak with him telepathically unless he allowed it. Who ever this person or thing is, he will have a 'Discussion' with.
"Hey, they're waking up!" Deadpool exclaimed. Sonic got up first rubbing where he was hit in the head, Sally moaned in pain and clutched her head, Tails checked himself for any major wounds before getting up.
"Damn it Sonic, you need to think things through!" Sally yelled, shaking her fist at him.
"Sorry for trying to help someone!" Sonic said.
"You always say that, don't you any have better excuses?" Sally asked.
"Excuses? I can't believe-" Sonic stopped mid sentence, and looked at the huge horde in the distance that Eidolon teleported them away from.
"Wow, I need to study this." Tails said. He pulled a syringe and a some sort of medical box.
"Are you serious right now Tails?" Sonic asked.
"Chances like this are rare. You expect something like this to happen in our world?" Tails responded.
"Eidolon, if you don't mind could you get me a DNA sample of those...things up there?" Tails asked. Eidolon thrusted his arm to his side and half of it disappeared when he retracted it, a zombie's head was in his hand he threw it to Tails.
"Not what I had in mind. But, It will do." He used his syringe and extracted blood from the head, and set it down on the floor.
"Keep this up, and you'll be the next psychotic genius." Deadpool said. Looking at Tails.
"I have to agree, you're no longer that little boy that messes around with machines anymore." Sally said.
"Those were the days, kicking robuttnik out of knothole, and of course meeting all of my new friends and old enemies. Which reminds me, Eidolon you should consider talking to Shadow, You'll probably be the only guy he might even talk to nowadays." Sonic said.
"Why can't we just leave that asshole here to die?" Deadpool suddenly said.
"That 'Asshole' needs to be returned to his original world, to not upset the balance of these universes me simply being here is a threat." Eidolon said.
"Whatever, I don't want to accidentally go into a different world, with problems that I have to deal with. Right now is a good example." Deadpool said.
"Anyway, I know where Scourge is." Eidolon said.
"You do?" Tails asked.
"Yes, whenever I meet a person and at least glance at them, I can track their whereabouts whenever I please." Eidolon said.
"That's...scary." Sonic commented. Eidolon made a motion for everybody to follow him.
"Here." Eidolon stopped. An apartment building with boarded windows with space in between to put a sniper rifle through. The door was closed but it took some damage, not from zombies but from other people considering the bullet holes. It looked empty, but looks can be deceiving.
"Everyone but Deadpool stay back." Eidolon ordered.
"What are we chopped liver?" Sonic said.
"Relax Sonic, I'm sure Eidolon has a good reason for this." Tails said.
"I wish Sonic had the patience you have Eidolon." Sally said.
"Whaddya mean?!" Sonic yelled.
"Shush! be quite!" Tails said.
"Why is everyone against me?" Sonic said, lowering his head, bumping it on floor..
With Deadpool and Eidolon…
"So, uh, what's the plan exactly?" Deadpool said.
"I'm sure you've noticed, there are traps laid almost everywhere around the house. They are however meant for zombies." Eidolon said.
"Yeah, they could have been more creative on how the zombies can be killed. It steps on a mine and blows up. Boring!" Deadpool yelled. Eidolon punched Deadpool onto the ground.
"I think they didn't hear us." Deadpool said.
"Yes. We did." A voice said. Eidolon looked behind him, a female bat put a knife against the front of his throat, she was dressed in a full black coverall tight spandex, that revealed quite a lot of cleavage, that Deadpool mindlessly looked at. Deadpool had two guns pointed to his head.
"Tits!" Deadpool yelled blood coming out of his nose, creating a patch of dark red on his mask.
"Shut up, pervert." Another female said and punched Deadpool onto the ground from behind, she put the barrel of her gun on his forehead, her finger on the trigger (Hey that rhymed!). The bat let the pronghorn female control over Deadpool, she began to circle around Eidolon, her gun pointed at him, she began to ask him questions.
"Who are you?" She asked sternly.
"Eidolon." Eidolon boringly said
"Who's that man?" Rouge said pointing at Deadpool.
"I'm Deadpool, we're here to deliver a message." Deadpool said sounding serious all of a sudden.
"Who? Tell me!" The Bat yelled, looking towards Deadpool waiting for a response from him.
"DEEZ NUTS!" Deadpool yelled.
"Got em!" Eidolon said. The Pronghorn kicked Deadpool in the face and then put the barrel of her gun on Eidolons forehead.
"Do something like that again we kill you." The bat said threateningly.
"Oh no. Who's going to help us? Ah." Eidolon said in a dull tone. The bat shook her head and pulled the trigger on Eidolon. Obviously it did nothing and merely just stuck to his forehead. The bat was bewildered, the only she's ever seen not affected by bullets is…
"Gotcha!" Deadpool yelled. He caught her off guard and tackled her to the ground, he pulled out both of his swords and shoved them into her arms pinning her into the ground. The Pronghorn yelled extremely loud, tears began to form in her eyes.
"Shhhh...I know it hurts, but you just have to accept that you may never be able to use your arms again." Deadpool said coldly.
"Clove!" The Bat yelled, she ran towards Deadpool and fired all of her bullets at him, he deflected and sliced all of them with precision, The Bat then began to fly mid air and began to spin insanely fast at Deadpool. He teleported away from the attack. When the Bat hit the ground with her attack, a sandy dust spurted from the ground leaving her wide open for an attack. Deadpool jumped in there and began to pummel the Bat with his fists, blow after blow left her even more disoriented. Deadpool came to a screeching halt, the Bat about to fall over.
"Insert offensive beating women joke here." Deadpool said. He then nudged her gently forward, she fell backwards right next to her partner.
"From up here you look like ants! Hot ants." Deadpool said, getting on his knees, pulling out a camera and aiming it at the Bat's chest.
"Enough. Deadpool." Eidolon said. Deadpool didn't pay attention to Eidolon and kept harassing the Bat, telling her "He would forever keep this in 'Deadpool's Boob Collection'.
"Deadpool!" Eidolon said approaching him. He grabbed his arm and pulled him away from the Bat. Deadpool snarled and shoved Eidolon away from him. Eidolon didn't seem shocked. Deadpool drew out his swords and dropped them on the floor, Eidolon stood there waiting for Deadpool to make a move…and he did.
Deadpool teleported to Eidolon's right and swung extremely fast. Eidolon blocked his fist and counter attacked with a roundhouse kick to Deadpool's head. Deadpool quickly recovered from the attack and rushed at Eidolon and prepared to swing. It was a feint and he teleported behind Eidolon. He sucker punched Eidolon who spun in a circle due to the sheer force of the attack. He however used this to his advantage and held out his arm rammed it at Deadpool's neck, effectively breaking it.
"You can come out now." Eidolon said. He began to circle around Deadpool, walking extremely slow as if analyzing something. It was at this point that Sonic and Co. came out from their cover and approached Eidolon.
"Eidolon...you would dare to face off against me? The god of this world?" A voice said. From behind Deadpool someone who looked exactly like Sonic stood there grinning evilly. His teeth a dark yellow, sharp enough to rip someone's throat off. His eyes a pure black with glowing, pulsating blood red pupils. Blood submerged him covering up almost his whole body. He momentarily showed off his tongue, it stretched to almost a foot long. Last but not least his head is shaped a lot like a wolves giving off a feral look...and a stench that warned people of his presence.
"Now that I've found you, what will you do?" (Evil Sonic) said. Eidolon didn't seem to care and gave a response that best suited his nature.
"Kill you?" Eidolon said. fell forward at his simple response, he couldn't believe his ears. Eidolon acted like this was no big deal and it was starting to piss him off.
"Cunt! You treat this like it's nothing! We'll see if you care when I kill your friends!" yelled and rushed at Sally his hands drawn out ready to strike. Eidolon intervened and appeared in front of her and grabbed his arm. couldn't believe it, this guy is unreal, his speed exceeding his is just something he couldn't accept. He used his free hand to try and strike again, this time at Eidolon. Eidolon catched the swipe and pushed it away. Eidolon created a machete engulfed in purple flames he rammed it inside pushing it in slowly sliding it up and down. He kicked out from his machete sending him flying. E. Sonic got up and flicked his lengthy tongue around.
Eidolon rushed at him and attempted to shoulder bash him, jumped on his shoulder, and leaped off, landed behind him and thrusted his hand into Eidolon's back, blood began to spurt from Eidolon back. grabbed his spine with both hands and snapped it in half. Eidolon had a trick up his sleeve, black spikes suddenly sprang out from his back, impaling 's arms. The spikes retreated back quickly into Eidolon. fell forward his arms going limp he couldn't do anything. Except bite and kick. Eidolon didn't care about his broken spine he didn't need it as he clearly stood up perfectly fine. showed off his true colors and dissipated and began teleporting everywhere came up behind Eidolon and chomped on his neck, Eidolon didn't flinch he grabbed head and began to crush it. He then slammed on the ground and stepped on his wounds, making yell in pain.
"Don't worry, I'll make it quick." Eidolon said. All of a sudden disappeared and spoke from behind him.
"Fuck this!" said and crushed into Eidolon's face cracking his mask and began impaling him leaving holes in his face. then opened his mouth and let off a blast, leaving only a bloodied skull. Eidolon fell on his knees fell forward emotionless looked toward the others and began to slowly approach them. All of a sudden a shot rang out and almost fell over.
"I forgot about you." said. He teleported in front of Deadpool and prepared to end his life as well.
"Yeah, you did forget me. But I bet you'll remember this." Deadpool said and teleported away leaving a huge of C4 behind him. Deadpool pressed the button from a safe distance, and took a huge hit, when the smoke, cleared his arms were nothing but bone, one of his legs blew off, and half of his face was gone. His body fell backward and he clung desperately to life.
"You killed Eidolon, do you think I'll let you live?" Deadpool asked.
"Fuck you. I'm a god." said and spat at Deadpool's feet.
"You keep saying that…" Eidolon suddenly got up from his position and approached Deadpool.
"You're alive?" Deadpool asked. Eidolon still had his face blasted off, so looking at someone's skull and and meat still on could be frightening.
"Of course Idiot." Eidolon
"It seems the author always leaves me out, and gives all the glory to you." Deadpool responded. Eidolon shook his head, and looked at Deadpool.
"He was able to take control of your mind, and you're insane, it would be very difficult for top physics to even get into your head." Eidolon said.
"This won't do. Deadpool you're starting to become a liability." Eidolon said. He began to heal himself and his face was quickly restored. For the first time the group got to see his face. They saw the red veins on the right side of his face, getting smaller as it reached his neck. his nose was of average size and maybe a bit smaller than normal it was straight and was slanted downwards very slightly. His lips were dry and his mouth whenever he talked very hard to see smoke would come from it. Like putting ice in your mouth and breathing out through your mouth and seeing the fog.
Eidolon created a different mask, this one was of a indescribable pure white human face with the left side was the skull of the human with shattered bone pieces stuck in the head.
"I'm going to make you my herald." Eidolon said. Deadpool suddenly went still and cocked his head slightly to his left.
"So, kinda what Galactus did?" Deadpool asked.
"Yes." Eidolon said. He lazily pointed his finger at Deadpool, a blinding light suddenly surrounded Deadpool and zapped his body, it left a smokey field and from it emerged Deadpool looking like his original self.
"I remember last time I became a herald, Galactus isn't very social, and every other herald didn't really like to talk either." Deadpool said.
"Ah, yes. I remember that event taking place. Deadpool why did you buy so many guinea pigs?" Eidolon asked.
"I was making sure my health care was covered." Deadpool stated. Eidolon forgot with who he was dealing with. Eidolon clutched Deadpool's head and began to pour some dark energy into him, Deadpool went limp for a second, then almost instantaneously rose up, his costume changed color for a second then retreated back to normal.
"How can you guys be so calm?!" Sally yelled. Eidolon and Deadpool looked at Sally, Sonic, and Tails.
"I honestly cannot understand how you're able to stand especially when a piece of your spine is sticking out from your back." Tails commentated.
"And who the hell is the guy that looked exactly like me?" Sonic asked. Eidolon approached the group and began to try and explain.
"I honestly have no clue as to why he looks almost identical to you, but that doesn't matter right now." Eidolon approached the two females that they encountered and defeated a while ago.
"This isn't how it should've been done." Zonic said looking at the Bat. Sonic approached the Bat and studied her.
"Like what you see?" Deadpool asked.
"Funny. She has a striking resemblance to Rouge but she doesn't have certain distinct features." Sonic said.
"Most likely a relative we've never heard her mention before." Sally said.
"What about the other woman?" Tails asked. Eidolon looked at her, she had passed out from the pain, Eidolon dragged both women together aimed his hand at them. A golden translucent beam slowly wrapped around both bodies and instantly healed them both, waking them up in the process.
"What? My wounds they're…" The Bat looked at herself, unsure of what to say. The Pronghorn rose up from the ground and realised she used her arms to raise herself up she looked at them in bewilderment.
"Congratulations, you're not dead. At least not yet." Deadpool said. Sonic looked at Eidolon and sweatdropped.
"Who are you?" Tails asked. The Bat answered first.
"I'm Noir." Noir said. Everyone else looked at the Pronghorn waiting for her response.
"I'm Clove, the caretaker of Noir." Clove said. Noir looked away and frowned at her comment.
"Not a lot of info." Tails said. scratching the back of his neck awkwardly.
"In case you ask, no we're not in a group, we're just wandering searching for a place zombie free." Clove said.
"Sorry to tell you, but the infection here has spread everywhere around the world. It's over. You'll all die at some point either from starvation, dehydration, or simply becoming one of them." Eidolon said.
"That's Eidolon for ya. Always telling the brutal truth." Deadpool said.
Suddenly a portal appeared next to Eidolon and out of it stepped Sonics counterpart Zonic. A Zone Cop they are police that patrol all the zones of the multiverse from the No Zone to ensure that all the zones are in balance and that aspects of one don't too greatly affect another.
"Zonic? Long time no see." Sonic said and shook hands with him.
"So uh, what are you doing here?" Sally asked.
"I've come to help these two. Find them a home in the No Zone." Zonic said Pointing to Noir and Clove,
"We're not allowed to interfere with the things that could upset the balance of time and space, however if a change is made and there are no consequences then it's allowed." Noir and Clove couldn't believe what Zonic just said a chance to finally find a home, start over, not having to worry anymore on how they are going to carry on, salvation at last!
"How exactly is it going to work?" Sally asked.
"First I have to see if moving them to the No Zone won't have any negative impact then get approval from other Zone Cops and finally have it be official." Zonic said.
"Take me with you Zonic, It'll be a lot work, and besides I won't exactly be useful since I'm lacking technology." Tails said scratching the back of his neck.
"Actually I could use your help, we could use someone like you." Zonic said.
"Alright, I'm sure you guys can handle this right?" Tails asked.
"Of course, leave it to us buddy!" Sonic said, giving Tails a thumbs up. Zonic pulled out a futuristic gun of some sort and fired it in front of him creating a portal. Tails and Zonic waved goodbye as they entered the portal, instantaneously closing, the portal disintegrating into thin air.
"So, uh...what now?" Deadpool asked.
"For know I guess we just let these two tag along with us." Sonic said.
"What about Scourge?" Sally asked.
"We deal with him later, right now finding shelter for all of you is priority number one." Eidolon said.
"Can't we just use the one that Clove and me live right now?" Noir asked. Deadpool got her attention and pointed toward the massive amount of zombies heading toward them he pulled out his guns. Eidolon began to walk towards the horde with Deadpool following along. The rest of the group stayed back and watched Deadpool and Eidolon work their magic. Deadpool used this opportunity to test out his new abilities Eidolon granted him.
"Cutting through things is so much easier, it's like a knife cutting butter!" Deadpool said, throwing his katana horizontally. It spun in a circle and didn't lose any momentum and sliced through the zombies with ease. Deadpool opened the palm of his hand and the sword launched toward Deadpool. Unfortunately he didn't catch it and instead the katana stabbed Deadpool's left hand, he clutched his arm in pain and pulled the katana out of his hand.
"Gonna need to work on that…" Deadpool said, examining his hand, making sure it functioned correctly.
"Ugh. And to think we only arrived at this world a while ago. Things have been going too fast." Sally said. Sonic began to slowly approach Eidolon until he was right next to him away from hearing distance.
"So Eidolon…" Sonic said.
"Yes?" Eidolon responded.
"About the whole father thing." Sonic said.
"What of it?" Eidolon asked.
"Is it hard having to raise a kid?" Sonic asked.
"No. My children couldn't handle the power given to them and succumbed to it. As a result they had to be killed." Eidolon answered.
"Uh…" Sonic stayed quiet he had no idea what to say. Eidolon smiled and motioned for Sonic to keep listening.
"I'm just kidding! You should've seen the look on your face!" Eidolon said laughing at Sonic
Noir and Clove began to look worried and began to whisper to each other, Sally noticed and asked what was wrong.
"Is there something bothering you two?" Sally asked. Clove nodded yes.
"During the night, this new breed of those freaks come out, unlike most zombies they invade homes in the middle of the night, so ferocious that if they don't find any human meat, they begin to eat other zombies. However these guys are bullet sponges and aren't killed easily." Clove said.
Eidolon, still laughing, kept walking forward and pointed towards a forest. Eidolon did a splitting motion and bent the trees to reveal a house that stood on a cliff separated from everything else, the bridge that connected it however was destroyed and only some pieces remained, It was unreachable. For everyone except Deadpool and Eidolon.
"E! How about you use your black magic and teleport us to that Mansion." Deadpool said. Eidolon ignored the sudden nickname that Deadpool branded him with, and did exactly what Deadpool asked for.
"So this is the place that we'll be staying at." Sally said, approaching the doors and placed her head against it, trying to hear for any movement inside. Sonic casually walked in front of Sally and opened the doors and began to inspect the place.
"Are you crazy Sonic?!" Sally yelled, infuriated at Sonics mindless decision making.
"What's wrong Sal?" Sonic asked.
"What's wrong? You could of died, that's what's wrong! Are you a moron? Do you not know where we are right now?" Sally yelled.
"Woah! I thought it was okay, I mean Eidolon wouldn't just throw us into a whole horde of zombies if it made his life easier. Right E?" Sonic asked. Eidolon cracked his neck using both his hands and pointed menacingly at Sonic. Who sweatdropped at Eidolons response.
"Forget it! I'm sure that small brain of yours can't even comprehend a explanation of what you just could end up killing you." Sally said.
"Hey look! Just because I like to take things easy, and your cautious, doesn't mean you have to be on my case every single day of my life!" Sonic yelled.
BANG!
"Sorry, a zombie walked over here." Noir said, putting away her pistol in her holster.
"Where did Eidolon go?" Clove asked.
"Look at what I found!" Eidolon said, he tossed the body of a recently killed zombie.
"HA! Holy shit that's hilarious." Deadpool said.
"Is-is that me?!" Sonic asked in disbelief.
"Hmm…" Eidolon clutched the head of the dead Sonic and closed his eyes, everyone looked at him waiting for an answer.
"It's too late, the brain is not functioning at all." Eidolon said.
"What were you trying to do?" Sally asked.
"I attempted to read his mind but, like I said, it was way too late." Eidolon explained.
"So he did die." Noir said.
"We've only seen Sonic a few times ourselves we thought you were the one from this dimension, we've never heard about the rest of you." Clove said.
"Although that makes me wonder...where's everyone else?" Sonic asked.
"Let's keep checking this mansion, who knows maybe we'll find a secret!" Deadpool said, taking off. Sonic kept staring at his alternate dimension self, thinking about how this could've happened.
"Sonic, this body wasn't infected someone killed him." Noir said. Eidolon nodded in agreement.
"Shot. By the looks of it." Clove said. Eidolon suddenly just turned to his left and approached a set of stairs and walked up them.
"Weird. What's his and Deadpool's story?" Noir asked. Looking at Sonic.
"Not really sure. Our group actually searched for Deadpool, trying to hunt him down. We managed to lure him into a trap and captured him in a net we then blindfolded him to not reveal are hideout. Not shortly after, Eidolon showed up and managed to free Deadpool from us. We came to an understanding and Eidolon has started to work with to retrieve the Sol Emeralds and Chaos Emeralds now." Sonic finished.
With Deadpool…
While Deadpool searched the cellar that he came across, he hit the jackpot and found a huge stash of alcohol and money. He proceeded to open a bottle and chug it down quickly spilling some of it's contents on the floor. He sighed with relief and opened a bottle, one after another. Deadpool couldn't get drunk but he began to feel weird. Deadpool then found a hidden door, with sounds coming from behind them. He opened them and…
With Sonic, Sally, Noir, and Clove…
"Oh Shiiiiiiiiit!" Deadpool yelled.
"Was that Deadpool?" Sally asked no one.
"Come on, let's go!" Sonic said.
When they arrived to where the noise had come from Deadpool suddenly sprang out of the cellar and yelled for everyone to run, bloodstains on his costume. All of a sudden zombies, fast ones, began to come from cellar and ran towards the group, everyone began to unleash all of their bullets. However it wasn't enough since, for every kill, two more seemed to take their place. Only Deadpool had a insane amount of bullets from his pouch that automatically put itself in his weapons, he still however had to reload. Sonic killed the ones that attempted to sneak towards them by punching their heads or slamming their heads onto the walls of the house.
One zombie managed to reach the group and grabbed hold of Noir, attempting to bite her neck, Clove shot the zombie on her, but this gave another zombie time to bite clove on her arm and she yelled in pain, Suddenly a burst of dark purple energy went through the zombie that bit Clove. Eidolon created some barrier that took hold of every zombie in the area and crushed them altogether leaving one disgusting pile of blood of shattered pieces of bones in a floating net that somehow didn't let the liquid pass through. Eidolon then made the net magically disappear, getting rid of the mess.
"You're bit." Eidolon said looking at Clove. She held out her arm to show that Eidolon said the truth. Eidolon continued to speak.
"Luckily for you, I can fix that." Eidolon said. He approached Clove and inspected her arm, he gently grabbed it and and placed his hand over her wound began to caress it, Clove began to blush at what he was doing and looked at the floor. Eidolon then removed his hand from her arm and left behind a healed arm, with the bite wound gone.
"You can cure someone before they're turned?" Sally asked.
"Yes." Eidolon simply replied.
"Why didn't we know about this?" Noir asked.
"Because it wasn't mentioned or asked." Eidolon said. Everyone took a sigh of relief at the situation and proceeded to get themselves comfortable.
"Deadpool, where did all those zombies come from?" Eidolon asked.
"They came from a door down in the cellar, I'll show you." Deadpool led the way down there to find...no door, not a single trace.
"Wut? I'm not craz- I know for a fact there was a door here!" Deadpool yelled.
"Damn. I should've made sure that other Sonic died." Eidolon said.
"That fucker is still alive? Meh. Should've seen that coming." Deadpool said.
"He's no ordinary foe it seems. He can manipulate the world at will, he's trying to toy with me. He has no idea what he's in for." Eidolon said, clenching his fists.
"I say we set up a little trap for him, to greet him when he arrives here." Deadpool said.
"What do you have in mind?" Eidolon asked.
"I'll tell you, but the others can't hear this or it won't work." Deadpool said.
2 hours later…
"And Finished!" Deadpool said, admiring his work.
"So this can be done at any time?" Eidolon asked.
"Oh ya. Fo sho." Deadpool proclaimed.
"If you say it will." Eidolon said.
With the others…
"What do ya think Eidolon and Deadpool are up to down there?" Sonic asked.
"Don't know, but they've been down there for a while." Sally replied.
"Well, I'm gonna hit the sack." Sonic said walking toward a couch, picking a position and fell asleep almost immediately.
"You think it's safe to fall asleep?" Noir asked.
"Don't worry, Eidolon doesn't sleep he'll keep watch." Sally said. Everyone except Eidolon began to retreat upstairs and find empty rooms for them to fall asleep on.
The Next Day…
THUNK! THUNK! THUNK!
"Huh? Is someone knocking?" Noir thought to herself. She went downstairs, from her room, and peeked out a window. All of a sudden the front of the mansion was blown off, leaving a huge hole. Behind where the door used to be stood Super Scourge and . A piece flew at Noir hitting her square in the face, her nose broke, she was bleeding from the head and got knocked out by a piece of wood.
"Read all about it! Two Villains get their asses kicked by two badass legendary heroes!" Deadpool yelled from the sky and came down stomping on Super Scourge's head, let off a blast towards Deadpool's direction. Deadpool evaded it, thanks to Eidolon's power up given to him. Speaking of which, Deadpool threw his katana behind him, which confused . Deadpool ran towards and slid underneath, while at the same time pierced right through who let out a grunt of surprise and pain. Deadpool grabbed his katana from chest and slashed his legs. jumped on Deadpool's katana crossing his arms he leaped off did a very fast upside down spin and kicked Deadpool's face into the ground.
"Ow!" Deadpool yelled muffled, his face in the ground. Eidolon came out of nowhere and backhanded across his face. hit the ground hard leaving a pit with his body shape. Super Scourge had recovered from Deadpool's stomp and grabbed Eidolons head with both of his hands and snapped his neck, and then kicked him towards Deadpool who dodged his body, and rushed Super Scourge.
"This is fun and all, buuuuuut you're starting to get real boring." Deadpool said and teleported behind Super Scourge and attempted to slice his head off. Super Scourge ducked and fired a blast at Deadpool, who put his arms in front of him.
"I'm not going down easy, now stay there so I can kill you!" Deadpool yelled. He teleported behind Super Scourge and then teleported in front of him slashed at his chest leaving a huge cut on Super Scourge, who didn't expect that type of attack. Super Scourge smiled.
"Now we're talking!" Super Scourge said and rushed Deadpool, they began to throw punches at each other back and forth they began to ascend into the air taking it into the skies, everyone else who wasn't in the fight watched in awe. Suddenly appeared in front of Sonic who immediately reacted and slugged him in the face making him stumble back. Eidolon appeared from the right and sliced through 's chest. threw a punch at Eidolon, but he caught it with ease. pulled back his incredibly strong and ripped it away from Eidolon's grasp. They both began to throw punches at each just like Super Scourge and Deadpool except they stayed on the ground. Eidolon broke the slugfest, ducked, and unleashed a punch into the ground that let out a huge of energy that sent sky high. Eidolon flew up and instantly reached and with his left hand, punched back, which when hit curved unnaturally, not only that but it let out a huge explosion of white energy with a tint of blue coming off it. 's body parts landed on the ground. Shortly after Super Scourge was defeated and plummeted toward the ground, with the Chaos Emeralds hitting the ground, and disintegrating.
"That was easy Eidolon. I need to find somebody stronger!" Deadpool said in excitement, he was thrilled to use his powers given to him by Eidolon.
"I went easy on you, but no more…" said out of nowhere and punched Eidolon and Deadpool onto the ground and let out a huge blast on them, blinding everyone else.
Elsewhere…
BOOM!
was holding Eidolons face, as he was about to come into contact with the ground, he pulled his arm back and pushed it forward with all his strength, creating a crater amongst a hall outside surrounded by some japanese homes. kicked Eidolon in the face and sent him through the wall in front of a home. Eidolon stood up and looked at his fur color had changed to pitch black and he no longer had eyes, a dark aura surrounded him, it would flare up once in awhile.
"Well what do you think?" asked with a smug look on his face. He raised arm into the air and he created an enormous ball of dark energy that pulsed furiously.
"It's all over for you, I'm not going to drag this on any longer!" yelled and threw the ball which surprisingly came at an alarming speed. Eidolon stood still and right when the ball came near him it suddenly stopped and wind so violent that it began to slightly crack the walls around them, Eidolon reached out touched the ball and shrunk it in his hand he then slightly squeezed it and it dissipated.
"What?! I put all of my power into that attack that's bullshit!" yelled Eidolon just smiled sadly, appeared instantaneously in front of and lightly poked his forehead. suddenly began to fall forward, Eidolon grabbed him by his hair and began to walk forward away from the destruction dragging , when all of a sudden, a yellow beam of energy was launched towards him, he threw over a wall a stepped aside of the blast. Eidolon sighed in frustration, who the hell wanted to fight now?
"He looks really strong Kenny!" A girl's voice rang out from the cloud of smoke, after it had settled a man with strange hair that pointed backwards, Eidolon noticed the bells on it. On his back was what looked like a child with pink hair, Eidolon let his body relax and looked at both of them.
"I noticed that. Hey you, what's your name?" The man asked.
"It's Eidolon." Eidolon replied. The man smiled and pointed his sword at Eidolon.
"Fight me, to the death. And don't hold back!" The man rushed toward Eidolon and swung his sword unto Eidolon but it had no effect. The man frowned and jumped back quickly.
"Uh...Yeah, I'm not gonna fight." Eidolon said scratching his head.
"Huh?!" The man stood there in confusion.
"Why are you trying to pick a fight, you got issues or something?" Eidolon asked.
"Don't be so mean to Kenny!" The girl said.
"Well actually It's not just me who's after you." The man said. Eidolon looked behind him and there were 10 people behind him, swords drawn out.
"I'm starting to get a headache." Eidolon said and began to rub his face.
"You have intruded into the soul society, state your business." A fox man said, everyone waited for Eidolons response, all of a sudden Deadpool came from a portal stepping out and standing right in front of all the people.
"Uhhh...Eidolon?" Deadpool turned around and began to walk towards Eidolon until a man with a pink kimono and wore a straw hat.
"Bail?" Deadpool asked.
"Bail." Eidolon confirmed. Deadpool teleported next to Eidolon and they both began to haul ass running away from the people. Deadpool had obviously gotten an enormous boost to all of his abilities and such was 100 times faster than before.
"Hey get back here!" The man Eidolon first met said and rushed toward Eidolon as fast as possible.
"What about Evil Sonic, we just gonna leave him there?" Deadpool asked.
"He's nowhere near these guys, he'll either die here or stay a prisoner forever, doesn't manner it'll work out for us either way." Eidolon said.
Deadpool and Eidolon kept running and teleporting all over the place, avoiding projectiles and sword slashes coming there way. All of a sudden a woman appeared in front of Eidolon, her were closed and she had a never ending smile.
"How about you come peacefully and we won't harm you." The woman said.
"No thanks, we're good." Deadpool said.
"I said, How about you come peacefully and we won't harm you." The woman repeated again. Deadpool looked really frightened and was about to reluctantly join her until Eidolon grabbed his arm and darted off as fast as he possibly could leaving the captain's lost as to where they both went.
"Can you believe that?" Deadpool asked.
"Yeah, they're very powerful, something that shouldn't be messed with." Eidolon replied.
"No, there were two babes on that team, what I wouldn't do to get inside their pants." Deadpool said. Eidolon just shook his head and continued the conversation.
"Anyway, I don't think we're safe here in the open they'll definitely try to find us." Eidolon said.
"Well let's find a cave or something to stay in, I wanna take a nap, Oh and don't worry Scourge is taken care of." Deadpool said giving a thumbs up. Deadpool and Eidolon walked for a few minutes, with Deadpool constantly talking about whatever he had to say, until he shut up after they found a clearing of just grass.
"Woah, It doesn't seem like it ends. Hey look over there!" Deadpool said pointing. To where he pointed was home with two arms holding a big red banner with the word 'Kukaku' on it.
"Let's go check it out, it must be a hotel or something." Deadpool said. Eidolon said nothing and went started to walk toward the house, when they finally arrived two men jumped off the arms of the building and landed in front of Eidolon and Deadpool.
"Oh good, uh, one room, and two beds. How much will that be? Free? Oh you guys shouldn't have! I guess we'll accept…" Deadpool said trying to enter but was pushed away violently.
"What is this place?" Eidolon asked.
"That's none of your business." One of the men said.
"None of my business?! There's a banner with the name of a person on it." Eidolon said. The men gave looks to each other and started whispering.
"You're not from here are you?" The other man asked.
"No, we're not." Deadpool said.
"Please, follow us." The same man said and opened the door for them. Not expecting the sudden change of attitude they reluctantly followed the two men.
"What's with the sudden change of attitude?" Eidolon asked.
"You'll soon find out. Wait out here." One man said, he opened the door, bowed, and presented a woman who was sitting on a cushion, there was nothing else in the room just her smoking a pipe and sitting on the cushion as mentioned before.
"Oh god...Eidolon…" Deadpool said.
"Deadpool, don't even think about it." Eidolon said. Deadpool couldn't help it, he rushed towards the women and prepared for an embrace he would always remember. Eidolon appeared in front of Deadpool, grabbed his face, and threw his back to the entrance of the room.
"Who's this idiot?" The woman asked.
"That's Deadpool." Eidolon said.
"And you?" She asked.
"Eidolon." He responded.
"Unusual name. My names Kukaku. Why have you come into my home?" She asked.
"We came here looking for a place to stay, spend the night, we currently have nowhere to go, and ask for a place to stay. If you say no, we completely understand." Eidolon said, he kneeled in front of the women with his head facing the floor. Kukaku smiled and made a motion for Eidolon to stand up.
"You kneel for someone and ask for their mercy to just stay one night? You really are something, Eidolon." Kukaku said.
"You two can share a room, with my pathetic brother, he isn't back yet from his training, but he'll arrive soon." Kukaku said.
"Is there any chance I can possibly share this room with you, Kukaku?" Deadpool asked getting up from the floor.
"Not a chance, Deadpool." Eidolon said and dragged him to the spare room. Deadpool left a trail of tears as he was taken away from the beautiful woman.
"There's only a roll up bed here!" Deadpool said.
"Then use it, and stop complaining or I'll tell Kukaku to kick you." Eidolon said, as he tossed him inside and closed the sliding doors in front of him. Kukaku smoked her pipe as she watched Eidolon perform these actions from the hallway. Eidolon began to walk down the hallway and toward the exit.
"You're not gonna sleep?" Kukaku asked.
"I don't need to sleep. If Deadpool starts to act up, do whatever you want with him." Eidolon said.
"This is complete bullshit! Hey what's this? Woah, this guy as an impressive porn stash." Deadpool said, he was audible from the room, a few seconds later you hear the rustling of clothes. Kukaku's eyes widened and Eidolon clenched his fists.
"You dumbass!" Eidolon yelled, He entered the room and clocked him in the head stopping him from jerking it.
"I'm staying in here." Eidolon said.
"Oh poo, I'll just take a nap, maybe get a wet dream or something." Deadpool said laying on his back putting his hands underneath his face. Kukaku began to walk into her and sat in her cushion, grabbed her pipe and lit it up.
"We'll talk tomorrow. Eidolon." Kukaku thought.
The next day…
Kukaku woke up early in the morning while everyone was still asleep and the moment she stepped outside she was greeted by a cat, with black fur. The cat and Kukaku's stares met.
"Deadpool, wake up." Eidolon said lowering his voice.
"Is that the voice you use when trying to attract women? Cus I have a boner right now. No wait, it's just morning wood!" Deadpool said. Eidolon ignored Deadpool and peeked outside.
"Somethings up, Kukaku said she had a brother who would come back, I didn't hear a single thing last night." Eidolon said.
"She's probably lying, if I didn't know any better there's probably a trap set up just for us." Deadpool responded.
"You wanna run away, or take the enemy head on?" Eidolon asked.
"Kill them of course!" Deadpool said. Eidolon grinned underneath his mask.
"Couldn't agree more." Eidolon said. Eidolon and Deadpool began to run towards the exit, they were stopped when a woman with purple hair stood in front of them. Not caring to study here Eidolon and Deadpool did a 180 and ran the other direction until a different man also wearing a straw stood blocked the way too. Eidolon burst out from the ground, with Deadpool shortly following. As they attempted to make their escape the woman with purple hair appeared in front of Eidolon and used some sort of ball of energy from her hand, it hit Eidolon and it sent him to the ground and he was immediately restrained by some sort liquid jammed into him by the one man with the weird smile and painted face.
Deadpool attempted to help Eidolon but he was ganged up on by the tallest man, the woman with the blueish hair, and the guy wearing the pink kimono. Deadpool teleported next to the man that paralyzed Eidolon and swung his katana, it managed to leave a pretty deep cut on him, the man backed away and let his teammates takeover, Deadpool began to hack and slash rapidly at the tall man, who kept getting small scratches from Deadpool's attacks, Deadpool threw his swords in the air and slugged the man in the face drawing a hefty amount of blood.
The man in the kimono came from behind and slashed at Deadpool, he was surprised to see Deadpool catch it and push it away from his hands, the swords that Deadpool tossed in the air came back down and pinned the man into the ground, Deadpool jumped and landed on the man's chest, leaving him out of breath. The woman with purple hair came down towards Deadpool, he attempted to jump out the way but a guy with ice blue hair came in front of Deadpool and stabbed him, and shortly after icy spikes erupted in Deadpool officially killing him. Deadpool collapsed forward, some of the spikes chipping of and surrounded Deadpool's bleeding body.
"Aw, come on! He could have been a challenge. The other one over there got taken out really easily." The tall man said.
"That stupid red bastard gave me a deep cut." The man with the painted face said.
"They weren't that tough, we just let our guard down." The guy with the ice blue hair said.
"What we do about him?" The man in the pink kimono said after being released from Deadpool's swords. The man with painted face looked at Eidolon.
"Whoops, looks like I used the lethal one." The man said casually. Everyone in the group looked at him. All of a sudden a insanely strong level of energy erupted. So powerful it made everyone almost kneel.
"Yes! Now we're talking!" The tall man said. Eidolon began to rise up from the ground, his mask was no longer there, but instead replaced with a very familiar mask.
"I-Is that?!" The woman with purple hair said. Eidolon with his arms hanging by him lazily he turned his hand so his palm faced the general direction of his enemy. A few seconds later a blast over 20 ft in length and width blasted out from his palm and engulfed everyone. After the smoke had cleared the woman with purple hair had somehow gathered everyone and put up a shield to defend everyone. The woman was breathing heavily and she was kneeling on the floor. Eidolon approached Deadpool's body and kicked him. Forcing him to face the sky, Deadpool then began to rise up and faced the group of people who had killed him.
"Y'know, it's not very nice to just attack people." Deadpool said in a serious voice. Eidolon then began to pour his power into Deadpool. Deadpool began to gain a mask similar to Eidolon's, his suit began to change to just pure black. Deadpool hadn't noticed yet but Eidolon's clothes were replaced by his original suit that he first wore before it was decimated instead everything was pitch black except for the red tie that was stuffed inside.
The people inside couldn't believe what had just happened, the person they killed had recuperated almost instantly and he had gained a power boost that exceeded most of the allies they had. Eidolon did not speak and instead walked the opposite direction with Deadpool following.
"My friend here said: If you follow us or attempt to track us in anyway, he'll kill you without a second thought." Deadpool said. He used his thumb to rub around his neck, making a slitting motion towards the group. Deadpool looked at Eidolon and grinned madly and began to laugh uncontrollably, Eidolon roared loudly. The laughter of Deadpool and Eidolon's roars echoed throughout the world, they were going to bring this world to it's knees.