CHAPTER 4:KAORI'S FIRST DAY WORK!!!

"So how are we suppose to get there?" Kaori asked. "we fly!" Hidan said flapping his arms but nothing happened. "dump *ss" Kaori said "why don't we take a car?" Kaori asked "good idea" Hidan said picking himself up off the floor.

Kaori got into the Akatsuki car. "Im driving" Kaori said getting into the front seat. "can you drive?" Hidan asked with fear in his voice. "of course I can drive, it may have taken me 59 attempts but after bribing him I got my license!" Kaori said waving a license in the air. Hidan snatched it from her. "you liar, this is a cardboard cutout with a picture of Brittany spears on it!" Hidan yelled. "well maybe I looked like her" Kaori said

Kaori grinned like a maniac then hit the gas. The car sped off and Hidan started screaming like a girl. But they where at the graveyard in 4.2 minutes. When Kaori got out she looked back for Hidan he had his hands clinched on the seat. "hey Hidan I didn't know you get scared I thought you've been to h*ll and back?" Kaori said smirking as Hidan got out of the car. "you are NOT driving back home!" Hidan said.

"okay" Kaori said as they walked to the Graveyard gates.

Hidan cleared himself out and walked to the gate to catch up with Kaori.

"so, how do we do this?" Kaori asked. "There is no actual method, just kill there *sses!" Hidan yelled running into the Graveyard. Kaori smirked and ran after him.

When they got into the Graveyard the graveyard gates closed behind them. Then the ground started to shake then out came a herd of Zombies. "Good luck, B*tch" Hidan said before running out with his scythe and chopping off heads. Kaori followed behind and killed twice as much with her knife.

In the end Kaori and Hidan were covered in Zombie goo. And Hidan walked over to get his pay, he got $367. While Kaori got $88765. "Ha-ha!, I beat you, you f*cking jashinist!" Kaori yelled pointing a finger a Hidan "I don't give a f*ck" Hidan said walking back to the car. "im driving this time" Hidan said climbing into the front seat. Kaori nodded and sat in the passengers seat.

"here we go!" Hidan said before pushing his foot down on the gas. Then they took of. Hidan went as slow as a d*mn turtle. "D*mn it Hidan! Go faster!" Kaori yelled. "sorry, I must obey traffic laws" Hidan said like a nerd. Kaori groaned and hit the gas for him. They went speeding and Hidan started screaming like a girl (again) then they heard police cars.

"D*mn it, im not going down without a fight!" Kaori said hitting the gas harder. "!" Hidan screamed to the top of his lungs.

Then the car spun out of control and hit an old lady that was passing by. "IM NOT AN OLD LADY!" Tsunade yelled. Okay, gosh. A nice and beautiful lady. "that's better" Tsunade said sike. Tsunade glares at the narrator. Okay, okay. Anyways the car spins out of control and hit's one of the legendary sanin Tsunade. "that's it! You have ran several stop lights, ignored an officer, and hit and old lady!" the officer called "im not old!" Tsunade yelled while on the ground.

The officer sweat dropped "your in denial" he said under his breath "are not!" Tsunade said. The officer sighed and called in an ambulance for the old lady. "D*mn it! I didn't sign up for this kind of Sh*t!" Tsunade yelled at the narrator. As she was put into the ambulance.

Meanwhile Hidan was still screaming his lungs out and there were several cop cars behind them. "YOU WILL NEVER GET US YOU LOCO POPO!" Kaori called out the window.

Meanwhile in the Akatsuki hideout: "hey, Itachi check this out" Kisame said pointing to the TV. Itachi looked over. "Kaori and Hidan are on Japan's most wanted" Kisame said smiling. "were gonna be stars" Kisame said "um, there gonna be dead" Itachi said. "oh" Kisame said "well, im gonna go to the pet store for a um…pet" Kisame said standing up and heading for the door "everyone knows you make out with your pet goldfish" Itachi said "NOOOOO!" Kisame said running outside.

Back to Kaori and Hidan:

Kaori was going really fast when she noticed that the cops weren't behind them anymore. "Um, Hidan where are the F*cking popo?" Kaori asked "they stopped for coffee and donuts" Hidan said then started screaming again. "I think we should just go home while we have a chance!" Hidan yelled. Kaori sighed and drove them home.

When they were at the Hideout Kaori saw Itachi sitting on the Couch watching TV. "ha-ha, nice show" Itachi complimented. "what, we were on F*cking TV!?" Kaori yelled in disbelief. Itachi nodded. Kaori jumped up in the air. "yea! I was on TV! Man I should have said hi to my mom" Kaori said. Then Hidan walked in he was exhausted. Itachi looked over at Hidan "what the H*ll is wrong with you?" Itachi asked half laughing.

"K…aori" Hidan said though breaths of air. Itachi nodded "I know, I saw you screaming on TV" Itachi said. Hidan eye's got wide. "I WAS ON F*CKING TV?!" Hidan yelled/asked before running into his room.

Kaori giggled then sat down beside Itachi. "Where's Dei-chan and Sasori?" Kaori asked "Dei, Is still at work and Sasori was in some costume and said he was going out" Itachi said. Kaori giggled "I have an idea on where Sasori-chan might be" Kaori said. Itachi looked over at her "Chan?" Kaori nodded before disappearing in a puff of smoke.