Sajin Komamura was busy doing paperwork when he heard someone running through the halls. Suddenly, he heard that person slam into his door. He sighed to himself.
"Come in, Yue."
Yue Uotani came in his office hurriedly, a red mark on her forehead. She closed the door, looking excited.
"Yes, what is it?" Komamura asked, grabbing the tea on his desk.
"I saw something veeerrry interesting." she stated in an excited tone.
"And what was that?" Komamura asked, sipping his tea.
"I saw Kazeshini and Hisagi having sex".
Komamura choked on his tea and spurt it out. Yue looks at him with a raise eyebrow as he tried to collect himself.
"You saw what?"
"I saw Hisagi and Kazeshini having sex in his office. I just walked in his office and they were doing it on the desk. They didn't see me, so I just left."
Komamura was still looking shell-shocked, and then Yue speaks up.
"Hey, Sajin, isn't a zanpakutou an extension of the soul with a shingami?"
Komamura nods and says "Yes"
Yue then cupped her chin in thought and says, "So, doesn't that mean Hisagi was doing masturbation?"
Komamura looked at her with such a mortified look that Yue started giggling.
"That's the only thing that's going through your head right now?"
"Yeah!"
Komamura sighed, "Yue, I don't really want to think of that right now"
Yue pouts and shrugs, "Ok"
She was about to leave through the door, when she turned around and grinned.
"Gives a whole new meaning to the word mindfuck, eh, Sajin?"
Komamura slammed his hand on the desk and growled.
"Yue, will you just…"
"I'm going, I'm going".
Yue left giggling, as Komamura shakes his head to the whole thing.
AN: I saw some fanfics with people having sex with their zanpakutou and I keep thinking that it's actually masturbation. So, this spawned in my mind. This is also before Yue and Komamura hooked up. I don't own bleach, but Yue is mine!