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I hugged him harder then whispered to him "Personal space is a myth." Before I smoothly walked out hearing nothing but giggles from a few vampires that were so going to get it and one man-lady going "...the fuck?!"

EmPOV

Why? Why? Why was she looking at me like that? The whole car ride home she turned almost completely in her seat to glare at me. Which is amazing since she was driving and I sat in the back to avoid her...took talent.

"Rose. I would appreciate it if you would keep YOU EYES ON THE ROAD!" Edward yelled. Rose whipped her head around just in time to not hit Mike.

Damn it! So close

Edward snickered clearly hearing my thoughts....Stupid mind reading vampire... "OW! Stay out of my head then!"

Rose still hadn't started driving yet since she was glaring at me while waiting for a terrified Newton to clear his slow ass off the street.

"At least you don't have a law suit on your hands...ha ...ha...?" Ohhhh shit I think I made it worse.....frick...Edward help.

"Emmett...I would not do that...Rose is pissed. Although it might make your dare funnier so please. Continue. Any help?" He smiled....stupid mind reading vampire.

BPOV:

Even though it had been Jasper who gave Rosalie the dare knowing full well there was a party, she seemed intent on punishing Emmett. She glared at him from across the living room.

"Welll? Truth or Dare?" A challenge. If he chose truth he would be a wimp forever, but if he chose dare he would most likely end up looking like a fool anyway...ahh the choice.

"Since last time Bella ended up flashing Mike," Emmett started which got him a nice glare and slap from Edward, "OW! UNNECESSARY!...I think I'm going with......truth...no...no...yep truth."

Even with this abnormal choice from Emmet Rose's angry smile grew. "Well then, I think Alice had the perfect question earlier...Alice?" I've never seen Emmett's smug smile disappear so fast.

"Alice you promised!" He squealed. "Not my fault she heard...but I believe you owe an answer." Alice giggled darkly looking very much like Tinkerbell gone crazy. I knew she knew what he was going to say. And by Eddie's laughter I knew he did too.

Stupid psychic and mind reading vampires...cheating...

"Will someone like to fill us outside the loop in on the question?" Jasper asked as irritated as I was.

"If you could be with, and I think you know what I mean Emmett,anyone in this room besides Rosalie, who would it be?" Alice asked through laughter at the events yet to unfold.

"Well...I...um..." We all leaned in closer and he sighed heavely. " It would be...."

OH SNAP!!!

Did she just leave us with a cliff hanger? Yes...yes I did...and trust me, you'll want to know the answer....tomorrow! Mwahahahahahahaha! I'm tired. Good night! Sleep tight! And be sure to let Edward bite ;]

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