A/N: Thanks for the reviews everyone. And for those of you who got the easter egg, your welcome.
I plan on doing 4-5 more chapters so if you guys have any ideas, please leave one in the review section.
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Poor Grif. His week with lopez is almost over but he now hates Sarge which means there will be a lot of tension between the two of them. He seems like he's starting to learn a bit of Spanish which is helping him alittle bit with lopez. But I am depressed now. Now I have no one sane to talk to, and lil Einstein ran out of chemicals. Now how am I supposed to make C4? Oh yea, you can make military grade explosives using a chemistry set. Well, at least sarge said we'll be getting a new shipment in a month.
That lightend my spirits. Oh, it looks like Grif is coming.
"Simmons, do you know Spanish?"
"No, I thought you were picking it up after spending so much time with Lopez?"
"Nope, though I learned that the Mexicans have no word for asshole."
"well, that's odd. But you know that the annual attack is coming in a few hours. Are you sure your ready?"
"On a scale of 1-10, how hardcore are these guys?"
"Well, to be honest, I have no idea."
Meanwhile….
"Hey Church, we gonna go attack the reds?
"Nope."
"But it's the annual attack, we have to."
"Tucker, would rather go attack the reds, or sit down with me and enjoy Lost with the new satalite tv that I approved in the "budget".
"Point taken. What season are they on?"
"Season 48, episode 1516, at 23:42 o'clock."
"Wow, there reaching this season aren't they."
"You know it."
Back at the red base
"Men, are you ready for the attack, because I know I am."
"Sir if I may, why not we attack them instead of waiting for them to attack us."
"Hot damn Simmons you are a genius."
"Wait, why are we going to attack them if they aren't going to attack us? That doesn't seem smart at all."
"Simmons, hit Grif in the face."
"Yes Sir!"
"Yea, wait what?"
Bam!
"OWWWWWWWWWWWW"
"Quit your belly aching, we have to attack."
Well this story ends badly for me Sarge and Grif.
Apparently, there was a reason the Blues always attacked us, and it will be a memory we will remember for ever.
"Alright I can see the base."
"Yes, Grif. We are all happy you have your sight. Now what were going to do is-"
"TURRENTS ONLINE"
"What?"
They had automated machine gun turrets. Unfortunatley, Sarge was in front, so he got shot first, to which he replied with;
"Oh, Son of a Bitch!"
"Jesus!"
"Fuck!"
"Grif, you take care of the Turrets, I'll help Sarge."
And then, Grif redeemed himself by pulling out a rocket launcher and destroying both turrets while avoiding fire. Then he proformed the Heimlich maneuver to Sarge to get the bullet out of his stomach, which, surprisingly worked.
Afterward, we carried Sarge back to base. Unfortunatley, we had to leave the rockets behind. Man, I hope the blues never find it. Well, Sarge is asleep now and Grif collapsed on the couch so I guess I'll hed for bed too.
A/N: Though grif is portrayed as a good for nothing, lazy pig, I wanted him to do something cool and explain why the blues weren't dead before the series started.
Also, for those of you who don't see the Sarge vs Grif in this story, it's comin, just be patient. As always, Reviews keep me going and on the street beging for money to buy crack with.