At Beacon:
As Team RWBY and the Eds finally made it to the dorm rooms the girls were skimming the numbers near the doors to search for their dorm. "Let's see, 123, 124, 125, 126 there it is." Said Weiss as she pulled out her keys to the room and began to open the door.
"And over there Team JNPR across the hallway." Said Ruby as she finally caught up with the group.
"And Team JNPR is..." Asked Eddy.
"Just another team, friends, other students like us." Said Blake.
"OH! We should introduce you guys!." Said Yang.
"That sounds like a splendid idea Yang." Commented Double D.
"I guess it would be pretty cruel not to let them have a taste of my greatness." Said Eddy being as cocky as ever.
"Yeah, and as we all know everyone should have a taste of your greatness Eddy." Commented Double D.
"Thanks sockhead."
"I was being sarca- You know what nevermind."
"I forget what we're doing!" Said Ed.
"Alright awesome! Come'on." Said Yang as she led the way to JNPR's dorm leading the way with the Eds close behind her. She knocked on the door three times as the door was opened up by the friendly face of Pyrrah.
"Oh hello Yang, who are your friends behind you?"
"These are our new classmates, Ed, Double D, and Eddy." said Yang.
"Oh, very nice to meet you Ed, Eddy, and, Double D was it?" Said Pyrrah as she stuck her hand out shake the Eds one at a time. Except for Eddy who she instead shook his finger because of the joy buzzer on his hand. Eddy looked at his hand in disappointment.
"Hey Pyrrah! Who are those guys?" Asked Jaune from the couch getting up and walking over to the door. Ren was sitting on the floor meditating, only opening up his eyes once to look at the three strangers. While Nora was beyond excited to see new students.
"Hi there, my name is Nora. Over there's Jaune, That's Ren, and the girl over here is Pyrrah. Oh you'll just love it here at Beacon, they have pancakes everyday for breakfast and-"
"Do they have buttered toast too?" Interrupted Ed
"Of course they do! I can't think of a type of breakfast here that they don't have!" Said Nora joyfully. At this point both Ren and Eddy both thought 'Oh great, just what we need another Nora/Ed.'
"Nora... I know your having fun with your new friend over there but give the short guy over there a break." Said Ren
"Wait what?" asked Eddy.
"Okie dokie Ren!" Said Nora as she backed off. "Well since you met our friend Nora over there, I'd like to personally introduce myself as Jaune Arc, pleased to meet ya." Said Jaune as he stuck out his hand and shook all the Eds hands. Except he didn't see the joy buzzer on Eddy's outstretched hand.
(ZAP!)
Jaune fell down partially covered in black charcoal, smoking, and in a gaze. Eddy started to laugh, not believing that someone actually fell for his trick besides Ed. Everyone started to laugh including Ed, Yang, Ruby, Nora, and even Weiss. Even Blake, Double D, Pyrrah, and Ren were trying to hold back they're giggling.
"Oh haha that's so funny!" Said Jaune very sarcastically getting helped up off of the ground by Pyrrah.
"Ah give it a rest drama queen, it was only a joke." Said Eddy.
"It wasn't funny!" Yelled Jaune.
"It was a little funny." Said Ren suddenly standing beside Pyrrah.
"Well I would love to joust around with my new friends here just like any other fellow but I would like to go to the dorm we will be rooming in for this evening. Huh?" Said Double D.
"Ah Sockheads right, guess we'll see you guys around some other time. See ya." Said Eddy as he proceeded to turn around and wave goodbye along with everyone else.
"Goodbye, it was very nice to meet you." Said Double D walking away.
"Same here." Said Pyrrah still helping Jaune up.
"It was nice to meet you Pancake girl!" Said Ed waving goodbye.
"You too Butter toast boy." Said Nora waving goodbye as well.
The Eds waved goodbye to their new friends as they entered Team RWBY's dorm. As they walked in the Eds saw a regular looking living area. Red carpet, tables, chairs, a TV, and a kitchen area with a stove, a refrigerator, a sink, and cabinets.
"Home sweet home boys. Make yourselves comfortable." Said Weiss throwing her keys in the key basket near by. The Eds started to come inside and make themselves at home like what Weiss said.
Eddy walked over to the cabinets and rummaged through them for snacks.
"Hey Eddy what are you looking for?" Asked Ruby.
"Chips."
"They're in the cabinet on the right hand side." said Ruby sitting on the red couch in front of the TV turning it on.
"Oh don't worry Eddy, I have a snack we can share." Said Ed. Eddy and Double D both shuddered at the last 'snacks' he offered them.
"Ya do? Mind if I have some?" Asked Yang walking over.
"Yeah! Me too?" asked Ruby getting up from the spot she was sitting at. Weiss and Blake sitting on the couch as well were a little hesitant but when they both saw the disapproving head shakes from Eddy and Double D they decided to silently decline.
As Yang and Ruby walked over to Ed to receive their snack Ed pulled up his shirt and jacket to reveal his chest showing Ed's fit physique. Ruby was starting to blush as Yang was blushing as well but smiling and having some PG-13 thoughts floating through her head. But as Ed turned around he caught everyone's attention, there was a large band aid on Ed's back.
"Ed! We're you hurt by the Grimm?" asked Double D panicked.
"Nah." said Ed as he pulled the large band aid back revealing a cookie with a bite out of it sticking to his skin. "Is that a cookie?" Asked Weiss with disgust in her voice. "Yup. I saved it." Said Ed as he broke the cookie into two pieces and ate the smaller one. "That is the most disgusting irrational-" screamed Weiss but was stopped by Double D.
"Just go with it." Said Double D as Weiss sped walked over to the bathroom to throw up.
"Want some?" Asked Ed handing out the half cookie to the two sisters.
"Umm... No thanks." Said Ruby suddenly losing her appetite.
"Sure. Why not?" Said Yang as she took the piece of cookie from Ed's hand and ate it. At this point Double D, Blake, and Ruby all ran to the bathroom as well to throw up. Meanwhile Eddy was sitting in a bean bag chair with a bag of chips in his lap with a face of disgust as he asked. "WHY!?"
"Seriously? I do the samething, I just keep candy in my bra instead." Said Yang as she pulled a sweet out of her bra and ate it. "HAVE SOME DIGNITY GIRL!" Yelled Blake as she left the bathroom along with all the others looking very sick walking in front of the TV to sit down. "Seriously? You guys lived with Ruby's mess I'm pretty sure you can live with this." Weiss and Blake both looked at each other and nodded while Ruby gave them a death glare.
"Well if there's one thing I know its that, Yang and Ed are going to get along like a house on fire." Said Double D.
"Ya got that right." Said Yang sitting by the others on the couch with Ed sitting next to Eddy on a beanbag chair
"So what are we watching?" Asked Eddy as he already opened up the back of chips and started shoving some chips in his mouth. "I don't know, let's see what's on." Said Ruby happily turning on the TV.
Later that night:
Later that night around 8:00 PM the Eds and Team RWBY were all getting along nicely while Ruby and Yang were playing a fantasy game, Eddy was reading some of the comic books Ed conveniently had with him when they were sucked into the portal along with eating a bag of chips. Double D was getting a lecture by Weiss on the history of remnant and on how the world worked along with telling him about her dust company (while bragging about it) and Double D vastly intrigued taking down pages of notes. Blake was sitting next to Ed on the couch reading her book and kinda getting irritated because Ed keeps changing the channel on the TV saying over and over out loud.
"Seen it! Seen it! Seen it! Seen it!"
"Ed... This is another world for you, you've seen none of the TV shows or movies this planet has to offer. So can you please pick a channel and stop saying-" Blake was interrupted.
"Seen it!"
"Nevermind."
"Jeez Ed. You couldn't have picked up any GOOD comic books before we were sucked into a portal to another world?" Asked Eddy.
"Seen it!"
"So Ed, Eddy, and Double D, just a hypothetical question, if someone were to make you weapons for the test tomorrow what would you want them to be?" Asked Ruby still playing the board game with Yang. "I would like the flipper to vanquish evil creatures miss." Said Ed. "Umm-" Responded Ruby. "He means a spatula." Said Double D only turning away from his notes for a second. "Oh okay. Wait why a spatula? Nevermind." said Ruby as she wrote down something on a note pad. "And what about you Eddy?" Asked Ruby.
"I guess, I don't know... Maybe a sword or something?" Said Eddy.
"Well I recall you being very skilled in the art of fish fighting Eddy." Said Double D jokingly.
"Wait, what do you mean?" Asked Weiss.
"Oh another individual named Rolf challenged Eddy to fight with fish." Said Double D.
"Wait who's Rolf?" Asked Yang.
"Someone from our world." Said Double D.
"Yeah... And you were the one who made us stay there afterword and have him put eels down our pants so we wouldn't 'offend him' any further!" Said Eddy frustrated as many of the members of RWBY started to laugh even Weiss.
Ruby continued to write down in her note book.
9:50 PM
Later on that night the group decided to watch a movie. But fortunately Ed conveniently brought along a couple of horror movies that he always seemed to carry around with him going into this world. The girls were very interested to see scary movies from Ed, Edd, n Eddy's world so they weren't against the idea of not seeing them. Ed had Friday the 13th Part V, Nightmare On Elm Street, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. They decided to watch Nightmare On Elm Street first. They were around the first scene of Freddy Krueger chasing down the first victim in her dream.
"Woah! Razor gloves sound awesome as a weapon!" Said Ruby.
"Why dosen't she just punch him already?" Asked Yang.
"What happened to his face?!" asked Blake in terror.
"Well, this does not look well for our main protagonist here." Commented Double D.
"Eww! Why did he cut off his own fingers like that?! Gross!" Said Weiss.
"Oh man was his face falling off really necessary!? I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks because of you Ed! Ed? Ed!" Commented Eddy. But Ed wasn't listening, he was in tranced in the movie. As the bedroom scene took place with the dream slayer finally doing the deed and the girl getting flung all around the room like a rag doll, everyone except Yang and Ed were wincing from the horror and gore of the film. Weiss got so scared that she grabbed Eddy's arm and snuggled up to him out of fear. As Eddy saw this he started to sweat and blush a little. But Weiss shot up and pushed Eddy as she said.
"Hey why did you touch me?" Whispered Weiss.
"What?! You're the one who grabbed onto me because you were scared!" Whispered Eddy.
"Hmp! Whatever! Just mind your own business!" Said Weiss as she layed back down and grabbed onto Eddy again. As Eddy looked at her as she then responded with.
"I didn't say I didn't like it." Said Weiss giving a sour face while blushing still holding onto Eddy. Eddy just smiled a little and let it be.
11:30 PM
After seeing all of Earth's scariest movies most of the girls were still a little petrified and some of the Eds. All except Ed and Yang, even though one of the movies had a machete wielding hockey mask wearing killer in it whose favorite target was blond headed girls with large cleavages. Yang and Ed loved the horror movies, the rest would have nightmares from them. As they were finally finished with the movies everyone decided to head to bed, as the girls walked into their bedroom the Eds saw two very unstable bunk beds. Only being held up by stacks of books and rope. "Well that seems... Remarkably unstable." Commented Double D.
"Yeah we're working on that." Said Blake.
"Well good night you guys! I have an overnight project to do, so I guess I'll just see you in the morning. Bye!" Said Ruby as she turned around and started leaving.
"Okay then, goodbye sis!" Said Yang.
"So we're are we going to sleep?" Asked Eddy.
"Well... Ed can sleep with me in my bed if he wants." Said Yang pressing her finger to Eds chest and making circles.
"What about Ruby's extra bed? She said that she'll be out for an overnight project tonight so what if one of us just sleeps in her bed instead?" Asks Double D.
"Well I guess-" Yang continued but was interrupted by Eddy.
"Dibs!" Yelled Eddy as he raced up the bed and pulled the bed sheets back, no way he was sleeping on the floor or in some fruity sleeping bag the girls might have lying around. But when Eddy pulled the sheets back he saw weapon magazines scattered about, mysterious stains on the sheets he had no idea of the origin, and it had some of Ruby's underwear scattered about on the sheets. This made Eddy very uncomfortable. So he just went back down and said without any reason he wanted to sleep on the floor instead. Luckily the girls were nice enough to let them borrow the sleeping bag they brought to Beacon. Yet Eddy got stuck with a pink one with roses on it, no doubt Ruby's. As the Eds and Team RWBY all snuggled in for a good nights rest. There was a beastly noise. As it woke up all of Team RWBY they looked over and saw it was just Ed snoring.
Blacksmith's Room
As Ruby made her way into a large metal room with many tools and various sheets of metal lying around she walked up to a table in the middle of the large metallic room and laid out here blueprints and notes she devised for making the weapons for the Eds. As she put on her blacksmith's apron and her goggles she pulled up one of the pieces of sheet metals and brought out her blow torch. Before she started she let out her first comment.
"Let's get forging."
A/N: Make sure to leave a review and tell me what else you'd like to see in this story. Thank you for reading. Bye.
