More Penguin Days of summer: The return of the fishcakes

by penguin adventures

The penguins fish stocks have suddenly been depleted (thanks to rico). and to make matters worst the zoo has brought back a new and improved recipe for the dredged fishcakes. And they seem a bit more alive then the penguins remember them... when blowhole is revealed to be the one behind the new recipe the penguins jump into action. will the penguin ever get rid of the fishcakes?

4. Chapter Four: Attack of the fishcakes

Fishcake "factory", Hoboken, New jersey

9:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time

(Kowalski's POV)

"Kowalski anti-living fishcake options," skipper shouted. "Um," I said. The "king fishcake" got closer baring it's sharp jagged teeth. I flipped thru some options, "Replace rico's brain with a womba…no. eat the fishcake…no. Use the refreasherizer…no. Find the self-destruct switch…no. I DON'T KNOW!" "great," Skipper said. "Um…start by getting rico out of the cage?" Private said. "Kowalski freeing rico options…" Rico hacked up a flamethrower and burned a hole at the bottom of his cage. "that works," I said. Rico jumped thru a hole and hacked up a bomb. Rico threw the bomb into the fishcakes mouth and it exploded into…dozens of angry fishcakes with sharp jagged razor sharp teeth.

"And we made a swarm of flying pirana…" Skipper said. went to blowhole's monster making machine and dumped a lot of jello powder and water. I pulled the switch and made a gaint soy loving jiggles. "Go jiggles!" I said, "destroy the fishcakes!" Jiggles got gigantic and started to eat the attacking mini King Fishcakes. As soon as they got sucked they were digested. "Never thought I be happy to see jiggles again," Skipper said. All the remaining fishcakes turned to mush and merged into one super fishcake that was even bigger then the King Fishcake was. The Fishcake ate jiggles in one bite. "Jiggles!" I shouted as the fishcake reformed into a gaint snake. "snakecake!" Skipper shouted. Rico hacked up his flamethrower and started to fry the fishcake into a immobile solid state.

The snake exploded sending batter all over the place. "Now that is how you…" The fishcake batter reformed into a humanoid musclar form. "Oh no," I said. "YOU WILL EAT US!" the mass shouted. "I don' think so!" Skipper said. "You will eat us so we can devour you from the inside!" "Devour this!" Skipper shouted. Rico hacked up a rocket launcher and fired into the creature's mouth. Their was an explosion that destroyed the creature but it just reformed into spider-like creatures. "Kowalski I need options!" Skipper said. I found a cannon in a corner, "I wonder why one of Shen's cannons is just sitting here?" "Another mystery for another time," Skipper said, "Rico!" Rico fired the cannon at the fishcakes but they just reform out of the way. "You can't defeat us," the fishcakes said as they returned to their fish shape, "You would need Ununoctium and MacGuffium 2-39 in order to defeat us…oh and a higgs boson particle!"

"Curse you universe!" Skipper said. "Let's see," I said, "Rico." Rico hacked up Ununoctium gas and Macguffium 2-39. "have a higgs boson particle in there?" Rico hacked, and hacked, and hacked and all he managed to come up with was inflatium. "oh come on now," I said, "Of all the bad luck!" "Kowalski look!" Private said pointing to a higgs boson particle that was slowly floating down into Rico's hands. "Yes!" I said grabbing the particle with a pair of metal tongs. Rico loaded the Ununoctium and macguffium into a water gun and then mixed in some inflatium for good measure. I lobed the higgs boson particle into the mouth of the King Fishcake. "The King fishcake must be protected…without him we can't exist!" But before they could do anything Rico sprayed the King Fishcake with the Ununoctium, Macguffium, inflatium mixture.

But much to our (well Rico's) disappointment the King Fishcake didn't explode it just poofed out of existance. "Nooo!" the other fishcake said before they all fell out of the sky and turned back into the original fishcake color. I blasted them with the refresherizer turning the fishcake back into soybeans. "ATTENTION ALL STAFF!" a loudspeaker said, "YOU ARE ALL NOW FIRED! PLEASE LEAVE THE FACTORY NOW! YOUR FINAL PAYCHECKS WILL ARRIVE IN THE MAIL…EVENTUALLY. AND ALSO IF YOU WANT TO LIVE LEAVE NOW!" "What does he mean leave now?" All the mindcontrolled workers stopped what they were doing and in robotic voice said, "Factory self-destrut in…RIGHT NOW!" Before anyone could as much as move the factory exploded sending workers and us flying all over hoboken. Unfortantly

…or luckly for us…we were blasted all the way back to the zoo and our HQ. And more good new our car was blasted back to the zoo in good condition. "Well this is a lucky break!" "What about our fish supplies," Kowalski said.

meanwhile, Alice's office

"What do you mean the Fishcake are recalled?" Alice shouted into a phone, "oh…uh-huh…WHAT IDIOT COOKS ANIMAL FOOD WITH RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL!" "wait…don't answer that…Okay how do we send the slighty radioactive fishcakes back to the factory…wait…bankrupted? What do you mean the factory shut down! Hello? Hello?" Alice dailed the number for the factory again but all she got was, "I'm sorry the number you are trying to reach is no longer available."

Alice paged a different department, "cancel all fishcake orders and switch back to the old penguin food provider!" "And what would that be?" "The New York Fish Market!" "You got it boss!" "I am not your boss!" "what about the fishcakes we currently have?" "Not my department!" "Penguins need real fish not soy product…what were the abministers thinking…and how did they get around the park commissoner's Fresh Fish for Penguins initative anyway?"

(end of chapter four)